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Let's review each episode of the cult classic Viva Pinata TV series based on the hit game in (mostly)under 90 seconds!
Transcript:
In The Horstachio That Never Was, Langston says that Hudson is somehow in greater danger from Pester than he was before, thus must enter a witness protection program and completely change his identity. Much to the egocentrist's reluctance. First of all, didn't we just HAVE a plot where everyone's convinced Hudson has disappeared off the map? Secondly, how is Pester now suddenly more of a threat than he was before? How many times at this point has Hudson been kidnapped, either by himself or as a group, and managed to get away with little to no difficulty? I thought at this point, everyone on the island just saw Pester as a nuiscance at best. And third, I don't believe for a SECOND that Langston would just have the island's biggest cash cow completely give up his reputation and force him to live as a nobody. Assign him more security if you think he's in danger! What good does forcing him to give up everything he ever was do for him or you! Especially him, because now Hudson is forced to become Hubert Horstachio and embarrass himself in front of everyone just to be sure Pester is completely thrown off his scent. And yes, I did cringe so hard watching these scenes, I forced my teeth out the top of my head. Thankfully, I guess, even Hudson can finally take no more and reinvents himself again as Hermando Horstachio, who takes Hudson's place as the greatest pinata on the island. And I guess Langston has no problem with Hudson drawing attention to himself this way? But it doesn't matter anyway, as Hudson gets jealous of HIMSELF and finally reveals his true identity. Where, whaddaya know, he's kidnapped by Pester, and, whaddaya know, he's recovered within a minute. This was completely worthless. I can see fragments of what could have been a good plot, but not the way it's told here. And Hudson's final statement make me feel that Pester can just have him.
Help Support the Channel: patreon.com/ZCInfinity
Let's review each episode of the cult classic Viva Pinata TV series based on the hit game in (mostly)under 90 seconds!
Transcript:
In The Horstachio That Never Was, Langston says that Hudson is somehow in greater danger from Pester than he was before, thus must enter a witness protection program and completely change his identity. Much to the egocentrist's reluctance. First of all, didn't we just HAVE a plot where everyone's convinced Hudson has disappeared off the map? Secondly, how is Pester now suddenly more of a threat than he was before? How many times at this point has Hudson been kidnapped, either by himself or as a group, and managed to get away with little to no difficulty? I thought at this point, everyone on the island just saw Pester as a nuiscance at best. And third, I don't believe for a SECOND that Langston would just have the island's biggest cash cow completely give up his reputation and force him to live as a nobody. Assign him more security if you think he's in danger! What good does forcing him to give up everything he ever was do for him or you! Especially him, because now Hudson is forced to become Hubert Horstachio and embarrass himself in front of everyone just to be sure Pester is completely thrown off his scent. And yes, I did cringe so hard watching these scenes, I forced my teeth out the top of my head. Thankfully, I guess, even Hudson can finally take no more and reinvents himself again as Hermando Horstachio, who takes Hudson's place as the greatest pinata on the island. And I guess Langston has no problem with Hudson drawing attention to himself this way? But it doesn't matter anyway, as Hudson gets jealous of HIMSELF and finally reveals his true identity. Where, whaddaya know, he's kidnapped by Pester, and, whaddaya know, he's recovered within a minute. This was completely worthless. I can see fragments of what could have been a good plot, but not the way it's told here. And Hudson's final statement make me feel that Pester can just have him.
