Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The media spent weeks claiming the Socceroos’ diversity was their ultimate World Cup strength. Then they got knocked out by a monocultural Egypt, and the progressive commentariat suddenly went dead silent. Turns out the scoreboard doesn’t care about quotas.
When you’re a progressive type, you have to defend multiculturalism and diversity at all costs. And the commentary surrounding Australia’s World Cup soccer team was no different. Weeks before the tournament even began, The Guardian set the tone: “Socceroos’ African heritage offers timely reminder of Australia’s diversity.” By June, SBS had joined the chorus: “Former refugees, now at the World Cup: The close mates leading the Socceroos’ attack.” And when we actually won our opening match 2–0 against Türkiye, the ABC gushingly declared: “When Nestory Irankunda scored, we were Australia: What the World Cup tells us about multiculturalism.”
Yes, because a 20-year-old former refugee scored a brilliant goal, the only logical conclusion is that state-sanctioned multiculturalism works. Unfortunately for the “diversity-is-our-strength” cheer squad, the celebration was short-lived. In the Round of 32, our hyper-diverse Socceroos were knocked out on penalties by the once-pyramid-building Egyptians—a team drawn from a fiercely monocultural nation. Funny how quickly the media circus goes quiet when the textbook “multicultural” team gets sent packing by an overwhelmingly homogeneous squad.
Funny enough, I didn’t notice any ABC articles analysing how Egypt’s intense monoculture was the secret to their tactical discipline. I didn’t spot any Guardian op-eds declaring that ethnic unity is a team’s ultimate weapon. And there were certainly no SBS features celebrating how a shared, singular heritage can carry a squad through a high-stakes penalty shootout. It seems cheering for diversity only works when the diverse side is winning.
Obviously, the whole idea that demographic diversity somehow wins football matches is completely ridiculous. The fact that the media even peddles this notion is deeply silly. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of a kindergarten kid claiming his team is winning matches because of the colour of their uniforms—it’s entirely detached from reality.
Look at Argentina. They are a global powerhouse, and even the ABC had to quietly acknowledge in their article about “the most culturally diverse World Cup ever” that “Argentina did not have any foreign-born players in its 2022 World Cup-winning squad.” But despite the glaring lack of evidence, the “diversity-is-our-strength” nonsense persists whenever the progressive media machine spots an opportunity to weaponise the scoreboard.
So what did make the Socceroos lose? Well, there’s a whole bunch of opinions out there. Despite statistics ranking goalkeeper Patrick Beach among the best-performing shot-stoppers at the World Cup, he was subbed out in the last minutes of the game for veteran Mathew Ryan—who ultimately was unable to stop a single Egyptian attempt in the penalty shootout.
Then came the kicks. Defender Harry Souttar was first up and missed, skying the football straight into the Egyptian fans. Eighteen-year-old Lucas Herrington, also a defender, kicked the ball straight into the crossbar. And just like that, it was all over. Of course, all the decisions of who was kicking and who was keeping during the shootout came down to coach Tony Popovic.
Look, I’m not here to claim I’m a football expert, but clearly, diversity was not the deciding factor here, nor would it ever be.
But it goes to show that the progressive commentariat doesn’t actually care about the sport, the players, or the mechanics of a penalty shootout. They are just using the scoreboard as a temporary validation machine for their favourite political theories, and the moment it fails them, they pack up the circus and look the other way.
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Allégro by Emmit Fenn
The media spent weeks claiming the Socceroos’ diversity was their ultimate World Cup strength. Then they got knocked out by a monocultural Egypt, and the progressive commentariat suddenly went dead silent. Turns out the scoreboard doesn’t care about quotas.
When you’re a progressive type, you have to defend multiculturalism and diversity at all costs. And the commentary surrounding Australia’s World Cup soccer team was no different. Weeks before the tournament even began, The Guardian set the tone: “Socceroos’ African heritage offers timely reminder of Australia’s diversity.” By June, SBS had joined the chorus: “Former refugees, now at the World Cup: The close mates leading the Socceroos’ attack.” And when we actually won our opening match 2–0 against Türkiye, the ABC gushingly declared: “When Nestory Irankunda scored, we were Australia: What the World Cup tells us about multiculturalism.”
Yes, because a 20-year-old former refugee scored a brilliant goal, the only logical conclusion is that state-sanctioned multiculturalism works. Unfortunately for the “diversity-is-our-strength” cheer squad, the celebration was short-lived. In the Round of 32, our hyper-diverse Socceroos were knocked out on penalties by the once-pyramid-building Egyptians—a team drawn from a fiercely monocultural nation. Funny how quickly the media circus goes quiet when the textbook “multicultural” team gets sent packing by an overwhelmingly homogeneous squad.
Funny enough, I didn’t notice any ABC articles analysing how Egypt’s intense monoculture was the secret to their tactical discipline. I didn’t spot any Guardian op-eds declaring that ethnic unity is a team’s ultimate weapon. And there were certainly no SBS features celebrating how a shared, singular heritage can carry a squad through a high-stakes penalty shootout. It seems cheering for diversity only works when the diverse side is winning.
Obviously, the whole idea that demographic diversity somehow wins football matches is completely ridiculous. The fact that the media even peddles this notion is deeply silly. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of a kindergarten kid claiming his team is winning matches because of the colour of their uniforms—it’s entirely detached from reality.
Look at Argentina. They are a global powerhouse, and even the ABC had to quietly acknowledge in their article about “the most culturally diverse World Cup ever” that “Argentina did not have any foreign-born players in its 2022 World Cup-winning squad.” But despite the glaring lack of evidence, the “diversity-is-our-strength” nonsense persists whenever the progressive media machine spots an opportunity to weaponise the scoreboard.
So what did make the Socceroos lose? Well, there’s a whole bunch of opinions out there. Despite statistics ranking goalkeeper Patrick Beach among the best-performing shot-stoppers at the World Cup, he was subbed out in the last minutes of the game for veteran Mathew Ryan—who ultimately was unable to stop a single Egyptian attempt in the penalty shootout.
Then came the kicks. Defender Harry Souttar was first up and missed, skying the football straight into the Egyptian fans. Eighteen-year-old Lucas Herrington, also a defender, kicked the ball straight into the crossbar. And just like that, it was all over. Of course, all the decisions of who was kicking and who was keeping during the shootout came down to coach Tony Popovic.
Look, I’m not here to claim I’m a football expert, but clearly, diversity was not the deciding factor here, nor would it ever be.
But it goes to show that the progressive commentariat doesn’t actually care about the sport, the players, or the mechanics of a penalty shootout. They are just using the scoreboard as a temporary validation machine for their favourite political theories, and the moment it fails them, they pack up the circus and look the other way.
MUSIC
Allégro by Emmit Fenn
