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Uploaded September 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
The story of Paulie the Bird
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Tweet tweet... I gotta be sweet
Begging and pleading for a treat
Sleeping on my feet. Sleeping on my feet.
Brawk brawk, I want another cracker
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Zoom around the room, like a jet fighter plane
Zooma zooma zommin
Swoop down and Rob a train
Bad bird in the place. About to wreck it up
Bird seed overflowing, I'm ready to errupt
Chillin in the corner, cracker in my beak
Top peak lifestyle. Peak. Peak. Peak.
Zoom zooming. Zoom zoom. Zoom zooming.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawk.
Brawk brawk yeah. Tweet. Tweet tweet.
Brawk.
Paulie what? Paulie who?
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna Zoom.
Flip flip flapping. Make a Dodge to escape.
Get out of this cage. Get ready for a chase.
Can't catch me. Hide up in the corner.
Brawk brawk brawk. Back away.
I'm a tough birdie soldier.
Brawk. Brawk brawk. Yeah.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawka brawk. Give it up now.
Pour some bird seed out for the homies. Yo.
Brawk brawk. What?
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
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The story of Paulie the Bird
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Tweet tweet... I gotta be sweet
Begging and pleading for a treat
Sleeping on my feet. Sleeping on my feet.
Brawk brawk, I want another cracker
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Zoom around the room, like a jet fighter plane
Zooma zooma zommin
Swoop down and Rob a train
Bad bird in the place. About to wreck it up
Bird seed overflowing, I'm ready to errupt
Chillin in the corner, cracker in my beak
Top peak lifestyle. Peak. Peak. Peak.
Zoom zooming. Zoom zoom. Zoom zooming.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawk.
Brawk brawk yeah. Tweet. Tweet tweet.
Brawk.
Paulie what? Paulie who?
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna Zoom.
Flip flip flapping. Make a Dodge to escape.
Get out of this cage. Get ready for a chase.
Can't catch me. Hide up in the corner.
Brawk brawk brawk. Back away.
I'm a tough birdie soldier.
Brawk. Brawk brawk. Yeah.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawka brawk. Give it up now.
Pour some bird seed out for the homies. Yo.
Brawk brawk. What?
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
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![Paulie - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6G5RNWPEKDg/mqdefault.jpg "Paulie - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The story of Paulie the Bird
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Tweet tweet... I gotta be sweet
Begging and pleading for a treat
Sleeping on my feet. Sleeping on my feet.
Brawk brawk, I want another cracker
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Zoom around the room, like a jet fighter plane
Zooma zooma zommin
Swoop down and Rob a train
Bad bird in the place. About to wreck it up
Bird seed overflowing, Im ready to errupt
Chillin in the corner, cracker in my beak
Top peak lifestyle. Peak. Peak. Peak.
Zoom zooming. Zoom zoom. Zoom zooming.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawk.
Brawk brawk yeah. Tweet. Tweet tweet.
Brawk.
Paulie what? Paulie who?
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna.
Paulie wanna Zoom.
Flip flip flapping. Make a Dodge to escape.
Get out of this cage. Get ready for a chase.
Cant catch me. Hide up in the corner.
Brawk brawk brawk. Back away.
Im a tough birdie soldier.
Brawk. Brawk brawk. Yeah.
Paulie want a cracker
Paulie want a treat
Paulie gonna mimic you
Paulie got the beat
[Chant]
Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. Brawk brawk yeah
Brawka brawk. Give it up now.
Pour some bird seed out for the homies. Yo.
Brawk brawk. What?
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
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![the 13th - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6VhQQNyXneM/mqdefault.jpg "the 13th - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Happy Friday the 13th
the 13th - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin)
Kill kill kill
Ma ma ma
Its Friday, the end of the week
The 13th day, the doors open, a creek
Spooky, scary, the moon in the sky
Ghosts and goblins, ghouls on the rise
Run through the woods
But you forget to see
A sign you passed by
Now youre going to be
A night slaughter
A splash in the water
He has risen up
Soon, youll be a gonner
[Chorus]
So dark, its the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
Youre escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass
The hunt begins
Seeing no one around
You dip and dash
The moon hidden from the clouds
Kill kill
Ma ma ma
You hear the echo
But wheres it coming from?
There he stands
Silhouette in the distance
Oh no
You fall, you keep tripping
Getting closer, machete in hand
Big bulk buff, mask covered man
Lurking near as he gets close
A single chop, missed by a nose
Oops, nope.. he took off your hand
Run run run, about to swing again
Up to your feet,
Run away faster
This powerful creature
A demonic born bastard
[Chorus]
So dark, its the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
Youre escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass
In an instant he appears
Teleportation, bring all your fears
To life, tonight, cant fight
Need to run, hide from the moonlight
Over shadowed over powered
From the might of his hand
He knocks you out
Youre at his command
Back to his lair, he seals your wound
Bound up, under the lights gloom
As he stands there, watching you
You scream out, but its no use
Cross the room, he shuffles, you see
In the darkness, what could it be?
Click of a button, he turns around
Hip Hop Music, hes here to break it down
Breakdance, Jason twirling on the floor
Spinning around, more and more
What the fuck?
Oh, breakdance Jason
You got the moves
Cutting a rug with this killer groove
A twist and a twirl, a pirouette
Up on his toes, then spins again
Twinkle twinkle, he takes a bow
Looks up at you, with your drooping frown
Out of breath, he waits for a response
Putting on a smile, you try to appease
Clap your hands, tied to your knees
He waits, then turns around
Plays a new track, with a deadlier sound
Head bangs, rocking out
Then does his little teapot
Short and stout
[Talking]
What the fuck is going on right now?
[Chorus]
So dark, its the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
Youre escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass
Pulling out a pack of rubbers
Some lube and toys for you
[Talking]
Woah woah woah
This is not what I thought, when you said
murder your ass
Jason stands, all confused
Drops his head from your refuse
Sad Jason walks away
Comes back and cuts you down
Its okay Jason, some day you can bust that nut
In a tight little butt
[Talking]
For real? What is going on... Im out, I cant do this anymore.
[Talking]
Happy Friday the 13th Everyone.
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![Strolling Daisy - Collective Variety Crew | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7-Nzpuweurw/mqdefault.jpg "Strolling Daisy - Collective Variety Crew | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
this will be the 6th track off the upcoming cVc album, Beatboxing to Instrumentals.
with this specific album, I hummed, beatboxed or made random noises with my mouth, tings, dom dom doms and trumpet noises. in order to create this, I ran it through Suno and this is the result. the upcoming album will feature 10 tracks.
Strolling Daisy - Collective Variety Crew
Music Based off the work of Matt G Martin
Photo & Video made with MidJourney A.I.
Video Edited by Matt G Martin through InShot
Track Hummed and Beatboxed by Matt G Martin
Audio Made with Suno A.I.
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![Motherf-cking TeenApe - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7YOSIS3Z26o/mqdefault.jpg "Motherf-cking TeenApe - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The third, and possibly final, Teen Ape track from Collective Variety Crew. This one features the opening and chorus, being the only original parts written by Matt Martin, a few other lyrics were tweaked to fit the song format, but for the most part, these are all lines spoken by TeenApe and written in the scripts TeenApe Goes to Camp, Destruction Kings, Filthy McNasty Filthy McNastiest, Carnage for the Destroyer & Quest for the Egg Salad, written by Chris Seaver and released by Low Budget Pictures.
Motherfucking TeenApe - Collective Variety Crew
(had to remove the Chorus parts, because the text is too long apparently, about 152 characters over).
Lyrics:
Gawt damn kid, You got
Montezumas revenge all over her grill.
Seaveage films, are the best
Ill die on this hill
Acting out, like a
Scurvy Ass Troglodyte
Demons, Goblins, Nazis
Teen Ape brings the fight
Nothing gets between
Him and tight poon
Camp Pussy, here I come
Hands off my doubloons
Yo
Ho
Ho
Bitch
[Chorus]
Hey, its me,
Teen Ape.
Partial date rape
Come in with a cape
Not quite out of shape
Swing the
Buster Sword
Out of the water,
here I come
Mash all the gash
Gripped to the buns
(Its Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).
Listen Up Gash
Guess what Im, bout to do?
Break you off something
Im gonna Fuck You
Im gonna rock your little crypt
Feel, Dirty laundry of pain
Youre gonna be going Awhh Ohh
bout tuh come, bout to, Hey
But, No! cus Im gonna kick ya
Kick you so hard,
in the back of your fucking skull
Gonna be hemorrhaging, yarr
On the brink of darkness, and wonder, girl
when youre choking on it
Im gonna shove my little tendril
down your glory whole
Youre gonna be singing,
How sweet it is to be me,
cuz I got fucked by Teen Ape
Yeah, its crazy
But then, guess what bitch?
Im gonna punch you, in the face
So, that youre blacking out again
And when, Youre about to die...
When youre about to fucking die
Youre gonna swallow
on my ten gallon Monk Spunk
Im gonna smack you in the back
of your fucking head, and go:
Youre the best, cuz I love ya bitch
(Bitch, bitch bitch)
[[Chorus]]
(Its Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).
Better than pussy?
Hah, nigga please
Last years haul
Made some serious cheese
I domed about a hundred and twenty bitches
At the Silence of the Lambs Room
Maestro built
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
Fucking right maestro
I was like Hannibal
Eating out everyones trim
Like it was fucking farva beans and shit
(Colt forty five (hah ha) yeah)
[[Chorus]]
(Its Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape)
I rock that snatch
Backwards and sideways
Well, bitch...
You are filled with something
And it isnt Wonder or Joy
Its thousands upon thousands
Of little tiny Teen Apes
Wrecking shit up, old school
Blahh lahhh
Trick, I shot my motherfucking
Monk Spunk inside of you
Number one with a bullet, bitch
Yo, not my problem, bitch
Gargle with the mark of the beast
Booyah!
Ching ching, bling bling. Twat
One for the treble
Two for the bass
Got a fistful of ice
All up in your face
[[Chorus]]
(Its Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).
See, girl
I changed,
You made me change
A few minutes ago
I would have shit in your fucking mouth
For putting me down like that
But no, I have heart too...
Im about to open those
Twinkly little eyes of yours
And let you see magic
In true glory
In the form of my
Amazingly huge dong
Towering over your dome
Just as Im about to smack
The bridge of your nose
Making it hard to breathe in
The whiffage of my nut foliage
This of course, will tease you
Mhmm, tease your little pussy
Tease your insides
Til you feel the sexual
Lust from my wang
And then youre gonna beg
To choke on my twenty four inches of Ape-hood
And when Im thrusting it down
Your little throat cavity
Youre gonna be drawn to my nuts
Fondling them
Churning my children
Until I torpedo blast
Down the back of your throat
Sending you into an epileptic shock
Of pure pleasure...
As my dick is still
All the way down your throat
Waiting for you to finally black out
Im gonna take a bonesaw
Start cutting off your legs
Til I leave you
a bloody stump of a woman
So you cant run off
And cheat on me
When the air returns to your lungs.
And you know why I do all this girl?
Because i fucking love your titties.
[[Chorus]]
(Its Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).
2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
All Credit for TeenApe and anything associated goes to Low Budget Pictures, Warlock Home Video & Chris Seaver.
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![Welcome to My Jungle, Dr. Jones - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7zH3qYrQTRI/mqdefault.jpg "Welcome to My Jungle, Dr. Jones - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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Welcome to My Jungle, Dr. Jones
- Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah..
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah. Ter..
Fancy meeting you here,
In my luxurious retreat.
Come and have a seat,
Why dont you kick up, your feet.
Skadoosh (doosh)
Skibbi-dibbi-dappity-ribbuh-ribbuh-ribbeye-rabiddy-rabbidy-rappidy-rappity-skibbidy-scabbidy-scoot-dootle-lee-doot.
Im the Bat. Man.
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
Weve got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Thickis Pyoubis, like jungle filled jeans
Afro Man would be jell lease
Amazon babes and pure T H C.
Fountain of youth and pure ex teh see..
Willy wee willy wee
Swung through the jungle
Im a man with a plan
To probe your little bunghole
Doctor jones, Doctor jones
Why cant you see?
Im jonesin for the Jones Man.
Thats you, ya sill lee
Like a bond villain
Im chillin
Up on my throne
Im killin
A billion
Of the Skynet drones..
Hone the phone
Hone it in
Phone it in
Strap in your chin
Livv in sin
Do it again
Call the kin
Get tossed in the bin
Wibbidy dibbidy skittle skattle dee dop
Flippity clippity, cloppity clop
Kigguh gigguh gigguh gigguh
Gahhh gargle gahh
Gigguh watt, top spot
Top notch, crotch blotch
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
Weve got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Jingle jangle
You gangle lee man
Youre in my zone
The jungle gee jan
Its awfully impossible
Well sit and have a feast
The suns gone down
Into its retreat
The moons come up
Nows when we play
After din dinn
My creations will change
Check out my nips!
Check out my nips!
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Look at the tips
Fur coming out,
Im a thpooky thkary month-tuh
Growl, my guy, giggle growl growl
Ahhhh wooooooooooooooooooooo
Ah ah ahhh choooooooooooo
Heh heh heh...
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
Weve got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
[Talking]
Okay. You can go now. Get out of my jungle. I have to poop, then Im going to bed.
See Ya tomorrow Mister Doctor Jones. Mwah
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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Gus the Gay Turd - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/863pDDw-qrw/mqdefault.jpg "Gus the Gay Turd - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
So, Amelia and I were hanging out watching GrayStillPlays and I honestly dont know where this came from.. I said Gus or something and she said.. oh no, dont say Gus, it reminds me of Ryans World where theres Gus the Gator.
I tried to be funny and said, Gus the Gay Turd? and she lost it, laughing. Then I began writing this and she had some input, like the Map song portion and the Roller Coaster part...
anyways.. more random parody/satirical nonsense.
Enjoy.
Gus the Gay Turd - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin & Input from Mia):
Oh, hi Ryan
Bye bye bye
Fly fly flyin
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Great, not like Im the Map
Dont dont put that in
Delete it right now
Get it out of the toaster
You have a drink
Use a coaster
And ride a rollercoaster
Theres a monster outside
Who poos then he hide
Chimmy chimmy chonga
Im not a freighter
Im Gus The Ally Gay Turr
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Turdy turdy turdy
Next week I turn thirty
Itll be my burffday
And Ill catch a little birdie
My shirts too tight
I got in a fight
I stayed up all night
And flew a big kite
I turn on the light
When it is night
Cuz its friggin dark..Yo
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Slip and slide me poo
Down Dee toilet
Scoop dee Doo
Chilly chimmy chonga
Bingy bingy bongahhhh
Ahhhhhhh me so scared papa
Yaah yaah Yahh
Get da milk
Get da milk
Episode one
My clothes are silk
Gray still plays
Every fud jin days
Eat a bag of lays
The knots getting frayed
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Turd Turd turd terd terd turd Turd....
May yammo is Gus, bro....
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![The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/863rC52uh0Y/mqdefault.jpg "The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Kung Fu
Fu King
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master
Faster, faster
The Master of the Blaster
Fu King
Kung Fu
Fu King, Fu King
Doobly doobly doo
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Night night night
Fight fight fight
Swiftly ninja chop
Wishful dishful pishful
The grishful snishful slop
Wocka wocka wock
Wicka wicka wog
Hockuh hockuh hock
A kitty or a dog
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Drop top
Flop top
Snizzle snizzle bop
Kung Fu
Fu King Master
Has ter ass ter blaster
Kung Fu
Fu King
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master
Faster, faster
The Master of the Blaster
Fu King
Kung Fu
Fu King, Fu King
Poobly poobly poo
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Zàijiàn wǒ de péngyǒu
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![Who Knew? (Walton Goggins/Walmart Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8C3mxaUltts/mqdefault.jpg "Who Knew? (Walton Goggins/Walmart Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
idk... I did a cover to a Walton Goggins Walmart Ad..
The Walton Goggins Walmart ad campaign, titled Who Knew?, was created by a collaboration of Publicis Groupe agencies, specifically Leo Burnett NY, Fallon, Digitas, and Contender, according to RetailWire. This campaign is part of a broader effort to refresh Walmarts brand image. The ads feature Goggins in various unexpected scenarios, highlighting that Walmart offers a wider range of products than many people realize.
The Original Walmart Ad this is Parodied of:
https://youtu.be/6Mgvg74f65U?si=lRvbg0qA76LaTA2w
© Walmart Inc.
Lyrics (Written by Publicis Groupe, Leo Burnett NY, Fallon, Digitas, and Contender). As Re-Written by Suno Inc:
[Spoken]
You want to hear a secret?
This sauna is actually from Walmart.
One of over half a billion items.
Huh? Who knew?
Soon everyone will, Sebastian.
Please get out of my sauna.
This mamas big.
Bear spray, trust me they got it.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Im not the only one with a fine set of ivories.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lets settle this like men. With the Walmart app.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Remember your ABCs. Always be clogging. And that all of this, these dancing shoes, that accordion, even this megaphone, all available on the Walmart app.
[Sung]
Walmart has dancing shoes?
[Spoken]
They have over half a billion items.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Five, six, seven, eight.
[Instrumental]
[Spoken]
The Walmart you thought you knew is now new.
[Sung]
Yes, they should call you Walton Cloggins.
[Spoken]
No they shouldnt, Dwayne.
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© 2025 Walmart Inc.
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![GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8GSXghUaRQ8/mqdefault.jpg "GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Anything from Walter Risp is NOT Intended for anyone under the age of 18. Thank you.
GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
You used to know.
Where to hit,
All the right spots...
And how fast itd go.
I guess,
It wasnt good enough..
Back and forth,
And up and down.
Your country queef,
Made my world go round
But now I just.
Dont understand.
I met your family,
We had a plan.
Forever...
Is what wed say.
A distance grew
Never thought itd go this way...
[Chorus]
So, then I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
Sitting across the dinner table
At your families reunion..
(Mmhmm)
Hands together, caught in prayer
Like a Holy union..
My eyes closed tight
And it felt nice,
I felt your hand on my inner thigh
Raising high, gripping my junk
But then I realized its a little rough
Looked to you on my right,
But it wasnt you, its from my left side...
And theres your grandma,
Giving me old, fuck me eyes.
Holding on to my ding dong
Making my member rise
A dry handy j, through my dusty jeans
Everyones eyes closed and the prayer rings
I cant believe shes doing this to me
I busted a load, granny made me cream...
[Chorus]
So, I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
I gave it to her grandma..
Ive never banged a wrinkly poon.
Her titties hanging down now..
Like deflated old balloons
(Oh yeah... Oh nice..)
Oh,
Every time, granny would call your phone
Needing help, or something moved at home
Shed wants a visit, but ask for me alone
You dont go, and so I get the blow
Working on her sink, shes in her scooter
Pulling down my pantts, fingerin her cooter
The dust flying off, with every flick
I cant believe your nanna is suckin, on my dick
I know its kinda bad, but I like it
Never had a gummer, and her suctioned tight grip
Sucking me dry, emptying my balls
We head to her room, she drops her granny panties and drawers
Never had a feeling like this before....
[Chorus]
Then I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
Bend her over,
Clap them dusty cheeks,
Wrinkles, and varicose veins,
Around my thick country peen
Im in her so deep,
I can feel her spleen
Her dentures fell out,
Now shes back to suckin on me..
Ohhhhhh squeee....
I cant get enough..
Thought you were the one,
Like a diamond in the rough..
But it couldnt last...
Our love would decrease,
Now your grannies ass,
Is bumping against me...
Yeah, I fucked your grandma..
Shes gives me the Hummer Gummer..
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma, all fucking summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee..
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up like a penis pump..
Dusty poon, and droopy boobs,
Shes so damn dry, we always need lube...
Oh, I fucked your grandma... (Oh oh)
Your nasty kinky Grandma... (Hmmm hmm)
Ill always fuck...
Your..
Grandma....
[Talking]
(Hmmm)
Yeah granny, keep going...
Im about to.... Goo on you..
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Chilly Willie - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Q1WPj0KIxs/mqdefault.jpg "Chilly Willie - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Chilly Willie - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Robert Martin):
Oh, Chilly Willie got locked,
Out in the cold
Thats why hes, Chilly Willie
40 sum years old
Awful chilly,
In the winter, this I know.
But will Willie keep warm,
Through the rain and the snow
[Chorus]
Thats why they call him,
Chilly, Willie.
Traveling cross the land.
Offer his wisdom,
To lend a helping hand.
Dont mistake,
For you see hes got a plan.
Chilly Willie,
Will make it through this land.
Out past hours,
Beyond moonlight and dark.
Traveling past the coyote,
And Willies cough will bark.
Had to relax in the,
Pine woods and trees.
So Willie could catch a chilly,
And lead on 3.
1.
2.
3. Go
[Chorus]
Thats why they call him,
Chilly, Willie.
Traveling cross the land.
Offer his wisdom,
To lend a helping hand.
Dont mistake,
For you see hes got a plan.
Chilly Willie,
Will make it through this land.
© 2026 robby_nitram & [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Robert Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Beware of, The American Vampire - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8T9d3kshSug/mqdefault.jpg "Beware of, The American Vampire - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Based on the 1997 Comedy/Horror Cult Classic, American Vampire (aka An American Vampire Story), from the mind of Rollin Jewett (Jarrett), directed by Luis Esteban and produced by Grant S. Staley.
Starring Trevor Lissauer, Johnny Venokur, Adam West, Carmen Electra, Deborah Xavier, Sydney Lassick, Daisy Tormé & Danny Hitt
All Copyright Goes to Atmosphere Entertainment, Grant S. Staley, Rollin Jewett & Luis Esteban
Beware of, The American Vampire - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
[Guitar Intro]
Down on the beach
Planted in the sand
Is the home of a rather
Bodacious man
Hanging and grinding
On some, killer waves,
Waiting to unleash,
His families legacy..
But, unknown to him,
Right across the beach.
Frankie and Bogie,
Trying to hit their peak
After a day
Of chilling in the Sun
A mystery Man Appears
Promising, loads of fun
Busty babes and lots of booze,
The names Moon Doggie. How, do you do?
And they dont know..
The fear about to ensue..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
Like a home invasion
But, with Bogies invite
They show up at Frankies
Late, in the night.
Seduce and entice
Moon Doggies lusty brides,
Frankie giving in
Offering them a place to reside
Night after night
Frankie slowly Sees
Hes dealing with an undead
Vampire, Family
Day by day, Bruno
Acting rather strange
Pets going missing
Fresh food on his plate
Oh woah, oh no...
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
Moon Doggies empty promises
And these voluptuous vamp beach bunnies
Frankies friends and neighbors at risk
He takes off, keeps running.
A call that he answered
From that bodacious dude
Hanging out at the beach
Not trying to be rude
No third rate Spicoli
Hes a Dark Knight man
Shaka bro, shaka
With a killer plan
The Big Kahuna
Is his legendary name
Van Helsingmeister
Yeah, its all the same
With guidance and courage
Into the belly of the beast
Take these Blood Suckers out
End Moon Doggies reign and feast..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
The rage inside Frankie
Kick these bogus vamps out
Moon Doggie in control
Turning Frankies world Upside down
His girl, Dee Dee
And his buddy, Bogie
Infected by the bite
Moon Doggie made an army
Kahuna shows up,
In the nick of time,
- Stop That Sucking!
Now, its time to die
With one precise throw
Frankie lands the blow
Moon Doggie and his brides
Turned to dust and blow...
Try to find some normalcy
And restart, but woah
Oh woah
We know, oh woah
Cant let go, oh no
Whats left behind, of..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
[Guitar Outro]
2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Edited by Matt Martin, then ran through CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#AmericanVampire #AV #AnAmericanVampireStory #Vampire #Comedy #Horror #FanSong #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #TrevorLissauer #JohnnyVenokur #RollinJewett #DannyHitt #AdamWest #CarmenElectra #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum")
![Monster in my Garage Remake (2026 Suno Version) | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8_4EpQ2920Y/mqdefault.jpg "Monster in my Garage Remake (2026 Suno Version) | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The original Monster in my Garage was released on September 11, 2024. It was the 4th actually written song I had made with Donna A.I. which I would later move on to Suno A.I.
So, here is an updated remake of the 4th random song I made under (cVc) Collective Variety Crew.
The original Monster in my Garage (2024):
https://youtu.be/0qD7wMTaX0c?si=2v6cITZ0WV21F7hj
Monster in my Garage - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin);
[Instrumental]
Big ol floppy tittays,
big ol Stankey balls.
Big ol happy Sasquatch,
Dancing in the halls.
A mess upon the table,
shit stains in the bed.
A stupid fucking hat,
on your miss shaped head.
Can you feel it? ..The love tonight.
Mac and Cheese noises.
We both had our choices.
The front door or through the back..
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen..
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)
Catching fire to the ants
Magnifying glass inside my pants
The picnic was nice, but then we thought twice
As Yogi Bear ate all our shit..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Wheres the truck full of lube?
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)
Castor oil, dark turmoil
The feeling of poo down my leg
Why dont you call the President of Saudi Arabian nights..
Arabian Nights, like Arabian Days
More hotter than Hot, I shoot out my snot
Cuz my nose cant handle the rays
Gamma Rays, Gamma Rays
Shooting out from my sphincter
Turn Bruce Banner into a blob
And make him lick a dog turd
Ha he haw, ha ha he haw, he ha he ha he haw..
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)..
He hack, willy wack on your wrinkly head
Now its time for so long
Lets all go to bed
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Pee zeep e deepy gee
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
(mmm mm mmm mm)
[Talking]
Goodnight, you super sexy hairy hot momma beast of a woman.
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Original Audio Created with Donna
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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