Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"GILF: The Ballad of Granny" - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

You used to know.
Where to hit,
All the right spots...

And how fast it'd go.
I guess,
It wasn't good enough..

Back and forth,
And up and down.
Your country queef,
Made my world go 'round

But now I just.
Don't understand.
I met your family,
We had a plan.

Forever...
Is what we'd say.
A distance grew
Never thought it'd go this way...

[Chorus]
So, then I fucked your grandma.
She's giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
She's into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..

Sitting across the dinner table
At your families reunion..
(Mmhmm)
Hands together, caught in prayer
Like a Holy union..

My eyes closed tight
And it felt nice,
I felt your hand on my inner thigh

Raising high, gripping my junk
But then I realized it's a little rough
Looked to you on my right,
But it wasn't you, it's from my left side...

And there's your grandma,
Giving me old, fuck me eyes.
Holding on to my ding dong
Making my member rise

A dry handy j, through my dusty jeans
Everyone's eyes closed and the prayer rings
I can't believe she's doing this to me
I busted a load, granny made me cream...

[Chorus]
So, I fucked your grandma.
She's giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
She's into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..

I gave it to her grandma..
I've never banged a wrinkly 'poon.
Her titties hanging down now..
Like deflated old balloons
(Oh yeah... Oh nice..)

Oh,
Every time, granny would call your phone
Needing help, or something moved at home
She'd wants a visit, but ask for me alone
You don't go, and so I get the blow

Working on her sink, she's in her scooter
Pulling down my pantts, fingerin' her cooter
The dust flying off, with every flick
I can't believe your nanna is suckin', on my dick

I know it's kinda bad, but I like it
Never had a gummer, and her suctioned tight grip
Sucking me dry, emptying my balls
We head to her room, she drops her granny panties and drawers

Never had a feeling like this before....

[Chorus]
Then I fucked your grandma.
She's giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
She's into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..

Bend her over,
Clap them dusty cheeks,
Wrinkles, and varicose veins,
Around my thick country peen
I'm in her so deep,
I can feel her spleen
Her dentures fell out,
Now she's back to suckin' on me..

Ohhhhhh squeee....

I can't get enough..
Thought you were the one,
Like a diamond in the rough..
But it couldn't last...
Our love would decrease,
Now your grannies ass,
Is bumping against me...

Yeah, I fucked your grandma..
She's gives me the Hummer Gummer..
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma, all fucking summer..

We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee..

She's into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up like a penis pump..

Dusty poon, and droopy boobs,
She's so damn dry, we always need lube...

Oh, I fucked your grandma... (Oh oh)
Your nasty kinky Grandma... (Hmmm hmm)

I'll always fuck...
Your..
Grandma....

[Talking]
(Hmmm)
Yeah granny, keep going...
I'm about to.... Goo on you..

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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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