Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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The original "Monster in my Garage" was released on September 11, 2024. It was the 4th actually written song I had made with Donna A.I. which I would later move on to Suno A.I.
So, here is an updated remake of the 4th random song I made under (cVc) Collective Variety Crew.

The original "Monster in my Garage" (2024):
youtu.be/0qD7wMTaX0c?si=2v6cITZ0WV21F7hj

"Monster in my Garage" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin);

[Instrumental]

Big ol' floppy tittays,
big ol' Stankey balls.
Big ol' happy Sasquatch,
Dancing in the halls.

A mess upon the table,
shit stains in the bed.
A stupid fucking hat,
on your miss shaped head.

Can you feel it? ..The love tonight.
Mac and Cheese noises.
We both had our choices.
The front door or through the back..

[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, it's probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen..
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)

Catching fire to the ants
Magnifying glass inside my pants
The picnic was nice, but then we thought twice
As Yogi Bear ate all our shit..

Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..

Where's the truck full of lube?

[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, it's probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)

Castor oil, dark turmoil
The feeling of poo down my leg
Why don't you call the President of Saudi Arabian nights..

Arabian Nights, like Arabian Days
More hotter than Hot, I shoot out my snot
Cuz my nose can't handle the rays

Gamma Rays, Gamma Rays
Shooting out from my sphincter
Turn Bruce Banner into a blob
And make him lick a dog turd

Ha he haw, ha ha he haw, he ha he ha he haw..

[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, it's probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)..

He hack, willy wack on your wrinkly head
Now it's time for so long
Let's all go to bed

Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Pee zeep e deepy gee

Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
(mmm mm mmm mm)

[Talking]
Goodnight, you super sexy hairy hot momma beast of a woman.

© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment

Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Original Audio Created with Donna
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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