Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Based on the 1997 Comedy/Horror Cult Classic, "American Vampire" (aka An American Vampire Story), from the mind of Rollin Jewett (Jarrett), directed by Luis Esteban and produced by Grant S. Staley.
Starring Trevor Lissauer, Johnny Venokur, Adam West, Carmen Electra, Deborah Xavier, Sydney Lassick, Daisy Tormé & Danny Hitt

All Copyright Goes to Atmosphere Entertainment, Grant S. Staley, Rollin Jewett & Luis Esteban

"Beware of, The American Vampire" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

[Guitar Intro]

Down on the beach
Planted in the sand
Is the home of a rather
Bodacious man

Hanging and grinding
On some, killer waves,
Waiting to unleash,
His families legacy..

But, unknown to him,
Right across the beach.
Frankie and Bogie,
Trying to hit their peak

After a day
Of chilling in the Sun
A mystery Man Appears
Promising, loads of fun

Busty babes and lots of booze,
"The name's Moon Doggie. How, do you do?"

And they don't know..
The fear about to ensue..

[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, there's Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.

Like a home invasion
But, with Bogie's invite
They show up at Frankie's
Late, in the night.

Seduce and entice
Moon Doggie's lusty brides,
Frankie giving in
Offering them a place to reside

Night after night
Frankie slowly See's
He's dealing with an undead
Vampire, Family

Day by day, Bruno
Acting rather strange
Pets going missing
Fresh food on his plate

Oh woah, oh no...

[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, there's Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.

Moon Doggie's empty promises
And these voluptuous vamp beach bunnies
Frankie's friends and neighbors at risk
He takes off, keeps running.

A call that he answered
From that bodacious dude
Hanging out at the beach
Not trying to be rude

No third rate Spicoli
He's a Dark Knight man
Shaka bro, shaka
With a killer plan

The Big Kahuna
Is his legendary name
Van Helsingmeister
Yeah, it's all the same

With guidance and courage
Into the belly of the beast
Take these Blood Suckers out
End Moon Doggie's reign and feast..

[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, there's Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.

The rage inside Frankie
Kick these bogus vamps out
Moon Doggie in control
Turning Frankie's world Upside down

His girl, Dee Dee
And his buddy, Bogie
Infected by the bite
Moon Doggie made an army

Kahuna shows up,
In the nick of time,
- "Stop That Sucking!"
Now, it's time to die

With one precise throw
Frankie lands the blow
Moon Doggie and his brides
Turned to dust and blow...

Try to find some normalcy
And restart, but woah
Oh woah
We know, oh woah
Can't let go, oh no
What's left behind, of..

[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, there's Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.

[Guitar Outro]

2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment

Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Edited by Matt Martin, then ran through CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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