Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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The third, and possibly final, Teen Ape track from Collective Variety Crew. This one features the opening and chorus, being the only original parts written by Matt Martin, a few other lyrics were tweaked to fit the song format, but for the most part, these are all lines spoken by TeenApe and written in the scripts "TeenApe Goes to Camp", "Destruction Kings", "Filthy McNasty" "Filthy McNastiest", "Carnage for the Destroyer" & "Quest for the Egg Salad", written by Chris Seaver and released by Low Budget Pictures.

"Motherfucking TeenApe" - Collective Variety Crew

(had to remove the Chorus parts, because the text is too long apparently, about 152 characters over).

Lyrics:

Gawt damn kid, You got
Montezuma's revenge all over her grill.
Seaveage films, are the best
I'll die on this hill

Acting out, like a
Scurvy Ass Troglodyte
Demons, Goblins, Nazis
Teen Ape brings the fight

Nothing gets between
Him and tight poon
Camp Pussy, here I come
Hands off my doubloons

Yo
Ho
Ho
Bitch

[Chorus]
Hey, it's me,
Teen Ape.
Partial date rape
Come in with a cape
Not quite out of shape
Swing the
Buster Sword
Out of the water,
here I come
Mash all the gash
Gripped to the buns

(It's Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).

Listen Up Gash
Guess what I'm, 'bout to do?
Break you off something
I'm gonna Fuck You

I'm gonna rock your little crypt
Feel, Dirty laundry of pain
You're gonna be going Awhh Ohh
'bout tuh come, 'bout to, Hey

But, No! 'cus I'm gonna kick ya
Kick you so hard,
in the back of your fucking skull
Gonna be hemorrhaging, yarr

On the brink of darkness, and wonder, girl
when you're choking on it
I'm gonna shove my little tendril
down your glory whole

You're gonna be singing,
"How sweet it is to be me,
cuz I got fucked by Teen Ape"

Yeah, it's crazy
But then, guess what bitch?
I'm gonna punch you, in the face

So, that you're blacking out again
And when, You're about to die...
When you're about to fucking die

You're gonna swallow
on my ten gallon Monk Spunk

I'm gonna smack you in the back
of your fucking head, and go:
"You're the best", 'cuz I love ya bitch

(Bitch, bitch bitch)

[[Chorus]]

(It's Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).

Better than pussy?
Hah, nigga please
Last years haul
Made some serious cheese

I domed about a hundred and twenty bitches
At the Silence of the Lamb's Room
Maestro built

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"

Fucking right maestro
I was like Hannibal
Eating out everyone's trim
Like it was fucking farva beans and shit

(Colt forty five (hah ha) yeah)

[[Chorus]]

(It's Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape)

I rock that snatch
Backwards and sideways
Well, bitch...

You are filled with something
And it isn't Wonder or Joy
It's thousands upon thousands
Of little tiny Teen Ape's
Wrecking shit up, old school
Blahh lahhh

Trick, I shot my motherfucking
Monk Spunk inside of you
Number one with a bullet, bitch

Yo, not my problem, bitch
Gargle with the mark of the beast
Booyah!

Ching ching, bling bling. Twat

One for the treble
Two for the bass
Got a fistful of ice
All up in your face

[[Chorus]]

(It's Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).

See, girl
I changed,
You made me change

A few minutes ago
I would have shit in your fucking mouth
For putting me down like that
But no, I have heart too...

I'm about to open those
Twinkly little eyes of yours
And let you see magic

In true glory
In the form of my
Amazingly huge dong
Towering over your dome

Just as I'm about to smack
The bridge of your nose
Making it hard to breathe in
The whiffage of my nut foliage

This of course, will tease you
Mhmm, tease your little pussy
Tease your insides

Til you feel the sexual
Lust from my wang
And then you're gonna beg
To choke on my twenty four inches of Ape-hood

And when I'm thrusting it down
Your little throat cavity
You're gonna be drawn to my nuts
Fondling them

Churning my children
Until I torpedo blast
Down the back of your throat
Sending you into an epileptic shock
Of pure pleasure...

As my dick is still
All the way down your throat
Waiting for you to finally black out

I'm gonna take a bonesaw
Start cutting off your legs
'Til I leave you
a bloody stump of a woman

So you can't run off
And cheat on me
When the air returns to your lungs.

And you know why I do all this girl?
Because i fucking love your titties.

[[Chorus]]

(It's Teen Ape. Mother fucking Teen Ape. Teen Ape. Mother (mother mother) fucking Teen Ape).

2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment

All Credit for TeenApe and anything associated goes to Low Budget Pictures, Warlock Home Video & Chris Seaver.

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