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"Welcome to My Jungle, Dr. Jones"
- Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah..
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah. Ter..
Fancy meeting you here,
In my luxurious retreat.
Come and have a seat,
Why don't you kick up, your feet.
Skadoosh (doosh)
Skibbi-dibbi-dappity-ribbuh-ribbuh-ribbeye-rabiddy-rabbidy-rappidy-rappity-skibbidy-scabbidy-scoot-dootle-lee-doot.
I'm the Bat. Man.
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Thickis Pyoubis, like jungle filled jeans
Afro Man would be jell lease
Amazon babes and pure T H C.
Fountain of youth and pure ex teh see..
Willy wee willy wee
Swung through the jungle
I'm a man with a plan
To probe your little bunghole
Doctor jones, Doctor jones
Why can't you see?
I'm jonesin' for the Jones Man.
That's you, ya sill lee
Like a bond villain
I'm chillin'
Up on my throne
I'm killin'
A billion
Of the Skynet drones..
Hone the phone
Hone it in
Phone it in
Strap in your chin
Livv in sin
Do it again
Call the kin
Get tossed in the bin
Wibbidy dibbidy skittle skattle dee dop
Flippity clippity, cloppity clop
Kigguh gigguh gigguh gigguh
Gahhh gargle gahh
Gigguh watt, top spot
Top notch, crotch blotch
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Jingle jangle
You gangle lee man
You're in my zone
The jungle gee jan
It's awfully impossible
We'll sit and have a feast
The sun's gone down
Into it's retreat
The moons come up
Nows when we play
After din dinn
My creations will change
Check out my nips!
Check out my nips!
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Look at the tips
Fur coming out,
I'm a thpooky thkary month-tuh
Growl, my guy, giggle growl growl
Ahhhh wooooooooooooooooooooo
Ah ah ahhh choooooooooooo
Heh heh heh...
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
[Talking]
Okay. You can go now. Get out of my jungle. I have to poop, then I'm going to bed.
See Ya tomorrow Mister Doctor Jones. Mwah
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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"Welcome to My Jungle, Dr. Jones"
- Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah,
A-weemuh-wah A-weemuh-wah..
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah. Ter..
Fancy meeting you here,
In my luxurious retreat.
Come and have a seat,
Why don't you kick up, your feet.
Skadoosh (doosh)
Skibbi-dibbi-dappity-ribbuh-ribbuh-ribbeye-rabiddy-rabbidy-rappidy-rappity-skibbidy-scabbidy-scoot-dootle-lee-doot.
I'm the Bat. Man.
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
Dunnuh-nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
(Bat. Man.)
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Thickis Pyoubis, like jungle filled jeans
Afro Man would be jell lease
Amazon babes and pure T H C.
Fountain of youth and pure ex teh see..
Willy wee willy wee
Swung through the jungle
I'm a man with a plan
To probe your little bunghole
Doctor jones, Doctor jones
Why can't you see?
I'm jonesin' for the Jones Man.
That's you, ya sill lee
Like a bond villain
I'm chillin'
Up on my throne
I'm killin'
A billion
Of the Skynet drones..
Hone the phone
Hone it in
Phone it in
Strap in your chin
Livv in sin
Do it again
Call the kin
Get tossed in the bin
Wibbidy dibbidy skittle skattle dee dop
Flippity clippity, cloppity clop
Kigguh gigguh gigguh gigguh
Gahhh gargle gahh
Gigguh watt, top spot
Top notch, crotch blotch
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
Jingle jangle
You gangle lee man
You're in my zone
The jungle gee jan
It's awfully impossible
We'll sit and have a feast
The sun's gone down
Into it's retreat
The moons come up
Nows when we play
After din dinn
My creations will change
Check out my nips!
Check out my nips!
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Look at the tips
Fur coming out,
I'm a thpooky thkary month-tuh
Growl, my guy, giggle growl growl
Ahhhh wooooooooooooooooooooo
Ah ah ahhh choooooooooooo
Heh heh heh...
[Chorus]
Welcome to my jungle (jungle)
We've got lots of cake.
You can have, anything you want.
Just go down to the lake.
A pond of fish and quick dips to cool yourself down..
Hello Mister Jones...
(Doctor Jones.)
Welcome to my Junn Gal
My super swinging junn junn junn junn gal
Welcome to my jungle.
I said well.. come..
To my Jungle.
[Talking]
Okay. You can go now. Get out of my jungle. I have to poop, then I'm going to bed.
See Ya tomorrow Mister Doctor Jones. Mwah
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#Welcome #WelcomeToMyJungle #Jungle #WelcomeToTheJungle #DrJones #Cake #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum
![Gus the Gay Turd - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
So, Amelia and I were hanging out watching GrayStillPlays and I honestly dont know where this came from.. I said Gus or something and she said.. oh no, dont say Gus, it reminds me of Ryans World where theres Gus the Gator.
I tried to be funny and said, Gus the Gay Turd? and she lost it, laughing. Then I began writing this and she had some input, like the Map song portion and the Roller Coaster part...
anyways.. more random parody/satirical nonsense.
Enjoy.
Gus the Gay Turd - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin & Input from Mia):
Oh, hi Ryan
Bye bye bye
Fly fly flyin
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Great, not like Im the Map
Dont dont put that in
Delete it right now
Get it out of the toaster
You have a drink
Use a coaster
And ride a rollercoaster
Theres a monster outside
Who poos then he hide
Chimmy chimmy chonga
Im not a freighter
Im Gus The Ally Gay Turr
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Turdy turdy turdy
Next week I turn thirty
Itll be my burffday
And Ill catch a little birdie
My shirts too tight
I got in a fight
I stayed up all night
And flew a big kite
I turn on the light
When it is night
Cuz its friggin dark..Yo
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Slip and slide me poo
Down Dee toilet
Scoop dee Doo
Chilly chimmy chonga
Bingy bingy bongahhhh
Ahhhhhhh me so scared papa
Yaah yaah Yahh
Get da milk
Get da milk
Episode one
My clothes are silk
Gray still plays
Every fud jin days
Eat a bag of lays
The knots getting frayed
[Chorus]
Im Gus Gus Gus
(Gus Gus)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Gus the Gay Turd (Gay Turd)
Turd Turd turd terd terd turd Turd....
May yammo is Gus, bro....
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#GusTheGayTurd #Gus #GayTurd #Gay #Turd #Comedy #Parody #Satire #GusTheGator #RyansWorld #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #Silly #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #Suno Gus the Gay Turd - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/863pDDw-qrw/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Kung Fu
Fu King
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master
Faster, faster
The Master of the Blaster
Fu King
Kung Fu
Fu King, Fu King
Doobly doobly doo
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Night night night
Fight fight fight
Swiftly ninja chop
Wishful dishful pishful
The grishful snishful slop
Wocka wocka wock
Wicka wicka wog
Hockuh hockuh hock
A kitty or a dog
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Drop top
Flop top
Snizzle snizzle bop
Kung Fu
Fu King Master
Has ter ass ter blaster
Kung Fu
Fu King
The Kung Fu, Fu King Master
Faster, faster
The Master of the Blaster
Fu King
Kung Fu
Fu King, Fu King
Poobly poobly poo
[Chorus]
Hi yahhh chop chop
Panda Panda plop
Hoo yooh hoo woo
The Kung Fu Master drop
Zàijiàn wǒ de péngyǒu
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
#KungFu #FuKing #KungFuMaster #MasterBlaster #Comedy #Satire #Parody #cVc #randumENT #MattMartinLyrics #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #Suno The Kung Fu, Fu King Master - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/863rC52uh0Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![Who Knew? (Walton Goggins/Walmart Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
idk... I did a cover to a Walton Goggins Walmart Ad..
The Walton Goggins Walmart ad campaign, titled Who Knew?, was created by a collaboration of Publicis Groupe agencies, specifically Leo Burnett NY, Fallon, Digitas, and Contender, according to RetailWire. This campaign is part of a broader effort to refresh Walmarts brand image. The ads feature Goggins in various unexpected scenarios, highlighting that Walmart offers a wider range of products than many people realize.
The Original Walmart Ad this is Parodied of:
https://youtu.be/6Mgvg74f65U?si=lRvbg0qA76LaTA2w
© Walmart Inc.
Lyrics (Written by Publicis Groupe, Leo Burnett NY, Fallon, Digitas, and Contender). As Re-Written by Suno Inc:
[Spoken]
You want to hear a secret?
This sauna is actually from Walmart.
One of over half a billion items.
Huh? Who knew?
Soon everyone will, Sebastian.
Please get out of my sauna.
This mamas big.
Bear spray, trust me they got it.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Im not the only one with a fine set of ivories.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lets settle this like men. With the Walmart app.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Remember your ABCs. Always be clogging. And that all of this, these dancing shoes, that accordion, even this megaphone, all available on the Walmart app.
[Sung]
Walmart has dancing shoes?
[Spoken]
They have over half a billion items.
[Sung]
Who knew? Who knew? Who knew?
[Spoken]
Five, six, seven, eight.
[Instrumental]
[Spoken]
The Walmart you thought you knew is now new.
[Sung]
Yes, they should call you Walton Cloggins.
[Spoken]
No they shouldnt, Dwayne.
[ran-dum] Entertainment
© 2025 Walmart Inc.
#WaltonGoggins #Walmart #WhoKnew #Ad #Parody #Comedy #Sarire #Cover #randumENT #AI #AIDong #AIMusic #Suno #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew Who Knew? (Walton Goggins/Walmart Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8C3mxaUltts/mqdefault.jpg)
![GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Anything from Walter Risp is NOT Intended for anyone under the age of 18. Thank you.
GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
You used to know.
Where to hit,
All the right spots...
And how fast itd go.
I guess,
It wasnt good enough..
Back and forth,
And up and down.
Your country queef,
Made my world go round
But now I just.
Dont understand.
I met your family,
We had a plan.
Forever...
Is what wed say.
A distance grew
Never thought itd go this way...
[Chorus]
So, then I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
Sitting across the dinner table
At your families reunion..
(Mmhmm)
Hands together, caught in prayer
Like a Holy union..
My eyes closed tight
And it felt nice,
I felt your hand on my inner thigh
Raising high, gripping my junk
But then I realized its a little rough
Looked to you on my right,
But it wasnt you, its from my left side...
And theres your grandma,
Giving me old, fuck me eyes.
Holding on to my ding dong
Making my member rise
A dry handy j, through my dusty jeans
Everyones eyes closed and the prayer rings
I cant believe shes doing this to me
I busted a load, granny made me cream...
[Chorus]
So, I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
I gave it to her grandma..
Ive never banged a wrinkly poon.
Her titties hanging down now..
Like deflated old balloons
(Oh yeah... Oh nice..)
Oh,
Every time, granny would call your phone
Needing help, or something moved at home
Shed wants a visit, but ask for me alone
You dont go, and so I get the blow
Working on her sink, shes in her scooter
Pulling down my pantts, fingerin her cooter
The dust flying off, with every flick
I cant believe your nanna is suckin, on my dick
I know its kinda bad, but I like it
Never had a gummer, and her suctioned tight grip
Sucking me dry, emptying my balls
We head to her room, she drops her granny panties and drawers
Never had a feeling like this before....
[Chorus]
Then I fucked your grandma.
Shes giving me the Hummer Gummer.
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma all summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up with my massive junk...
Dusty poon and droopy boobs,
It could have been, just me and you..
But now.. (now)
Now I fucked your grandma..
Bend her over,
Clap them dusty cheeks,
Wrinkles, and varicose veins,
Around my thick country peen
Im in her so deep,
I can feel her spleen
Her dentures fell out,
Now shes back to suckin on me..
Ohhhhhh squeee....
I cant get enough..
Thought you were the one,
Like a diamond in the rough..
But it couldnt last...
Our love would decrease,
Now your grannies ass,
Is bumping against me...
Yeah, I fucked your grandma..
Shes gives me the Hummer Gummer..
I fucked your grandma.
Been nailing Gramma, all fucking summer..
We thought, we were meant to be,
Now I got your granny, showered in my pee..
Shes into all, the kinky stuff,
I stuffed her up like a penis pump..
Dusty poon, and droopy boobs,
Shes so damn dry, we always need lube...
Oh, I fucked your grandma... (Oh oh)
Your nasty kinky Grandma... (Hmmm hmm)
Ill always fuck...
Your..
Grandma....
[Talking]
(Hmmm)
Yeah granny, keep going...
Im about to.... Goo on you..
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#GILF #Adult #AdultComedy #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum #Country GILF: The Ballad of Granny - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8GSXghUaRQ8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Chilly Willie - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Chilly Willie - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Robert Martin):
Oh, Chilly Willie got locked,
Out in the cold
Thats why hes, Chilly Willie
40 sum years old
Awful chilly,
In the winter, this I know.
But will Willie keep warm,
Through the rain and the snow
[Chorus]
Thats why they call him,
Chilly, Willie.
Traveling cross the land.
Offer his wisdom,
To lend a helping hand.
Dont mistake,
For you see hes got a plan.
Chilly Willie,
Will make it through this land.
Out past hours,
Beyond moonlight and dark.
Traveling past the coyote,
And Willies cough will bark.
Had to relax in the,
Pine woods and trees.
So Willie could catch a chilly,
And lead on 3.
1.
2.
3. Go
[Chorus]
Thats why they call him,
Chilly, Willie.
Traveling cross the land.
Offer his wisdom,
To lend a helping hand.
Dont mistake,
For you see hes got a plan.
Chilly Willie,
Will make it through this land.
© 2026 robby_nitram & [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Robert Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#ChillyWillie #ChillyWilly #Chilly #Willie #RobertMartin #RobbyNitram #robby_nitram #Music #Audio #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot Chilly Willie - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Q1WPj0KIxs/mqdefault.jpg)
![Beware of, The American Vampire - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Based on the 1997 Comedy/Horror Cult Classic, American Vampire (aka An American Vampire Story), from the mind of Rollin Jewett (Jarrett), directed by Luis Esteban and produced by Grant S. Staley.
Starring Trevor Lissauer, Johnny Venokur, Adam West, Carmen Electra, Deborah Xavier, Sydney Lassick, Daisy Tormé & Danny Hitt
All Copyright Goes to Atmosphere Entertainment, Grant S. Staley, Rollin Jewett & Luis Esteban
Beware of, The American Vampire - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
[Guitar Intro]
Down on the beach
Planted in the sand
Is the home of a rather
Bodacious man
Hanging and grinding
On some, killer waves,
Waiting to unleash,
His families legacy..
But, unknown to him,
Right across the beach.
Frankie and Bogie,
Trying to hit their peak
After a day
Of chilling in the Sun
A mystery Man Appears
Promising, loads of fun
Busty babes and lots of booze,
The names Moon Doggie. How, do you do?
And they dont know..
The fear about to ensue..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
Like a home invasion
But, with Bogies invite
They show up at Frankies
Late, in the night.
Seduce and entice
Moon Doggies lusty brides,
Frankie giving in
Offering them a place to reside
Night after night
Frankie slowly Sees
Hes dealing with an undead
Vampire, Family
Day by day, Bruno
Acting rather strange
Pets going missing
Fresh food on his plate
Oh woah, oh no...
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
Moon Doggies empty promises
And these voluptuous vamp beach bunnies
Frankies friends and neighbors at risk
He takes off, keeps running.
A call that he answered
From that bodacious dude
Hanging out at the beach
Not trying to be rude
No third rate Spicoli
Hes a Dark Knight man
Shaka bro, shaka
With a killer plan
The Big Kahuna
Is his legendary name
Van Helsingmeister
Yeah, its all the same
With guidance and courage
Into the belly of the beast
Take these Blood Suckers out
End Moon Doggies reign and feast..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
The rage inside Frankie
Kick these bogus vamps out
Moon Doggie in control
Turning Frankies world Upside down
His girl, Dee Dee
And his buddy, Bogie
Infected by the bite
Moon Doggie made an army
Kahuna shows up,
In the nick of time,
- Stop That Sucking!
Now, its time to die
With one precise throw
Frankie lands the blow
Moon Doggie and his brides
Turned to dust and blow...
Try to find some normalcy
And restart, but woah
Oh woah
We know, oh woah
Cant let go, oh no
Whats left behind, of..
[Chorus]
The American Vampire.
Haunt the beaches, out at night.
Beach Party Vampire,
With two hot babes, by his side.
Moon Doggie is lurking, theres Bruno too
Sulka and Katrina want to feast on you.
Oh woah, oh no... Oh oh oh...
Beware...
Of, The American Vampire.
[Guitar Outro]
2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Edited by Matt Martin, then ran through CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#AmericanVampire #AV #AnAmericanVampireStory #Vampire #Comedy #Horror #FanSong #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #TrevorLissauer #JohnnyVenokur #RollinJewett #DannyHitt #AdamWest #CarmenElectra #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum Beware of, The American Vampire - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8T9d3kshSug/mqdefault.jpg)
![Monster in my Garage Remake (2026 Suno Version) | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The original Monster in my Garage was released on September 11, 2024. It was the 4th actually written song I had made with Donna A.I. which I would later move on to Suno A.I.
So, here is an updated remake of the 4th random song I made under (cVc) Collective Variety Crew.
The original Monster in my Garage (2024):
https://youtu.be/0qD7wMTaX0c?si=2v6cITZ0WV21F7hj
Monster in my Garage - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin);
[Instrumental]
Big ol floppy tittays,
big ol Stankey balls.
Big ol happy Sasquatch,
Dancing in the halls.
A mess upon the table,
shit stains in the bed.
A stupid fucking hat,
on your miss shaped head.
Can you feel it? ..The love tonight.
Mac and Cheese noises.
We both had our choices.
The front door or through the back..
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen..
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)
Catching fire to the ants
Magnifying glass inside my pants
The picnic was nice, but then we thought twice
As Yogi Bear ate all our shit..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Pick-eh-nick baskets..
Wheres the truck full of lube?
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)
Castor oil, dark turmoil
The feeling of poo down my leg
Why dont you call the President of Saudi Arabian nights..
Arabian Nights, like Arabian Days
More hotter than Hot, I shoot out my snot
Cuz my nose cant handle the rays
Gamma Rays, Gamma Rays
Shooting out from my sphincter
Turn Bruce Banner into a blob
And make him lick a dog turd
Ha he haw, ha ha he haw, he ha he ha he haw..
[Chorus]
Oh I got a Monster in my Garage
A fifty foot wide massive saw-sauge
If you can smell it, its probably cheese
Beneath my wookie peen
(mmm mm mmm mm) (my Wookie Peen)..
He hack, willy wack on your wrinkly head
Now its time for so long
Lets all go to bed
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Pee zeep e deepy gee
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
Oh zee zee zee, snorpy splee
Zee zee zee, zee snorpy splee
(mmm mm mmm mm)
[Talking]
Goodnight, you super sexy hairy hot momma beast of a woman.
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Original Audio Created with Donna
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#Monster #Garage #MonsterInMyGarage #Innuendo #Wookie #YogieBear #YogiBear #Suave #Romamce #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum Monster in my Garage Remake (2026 Suno Version) | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8_4EpQ2920Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![Spexx Zennegger: Secret Agent Man - Tight Knit | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Originally going to make this a full album, like Ive done with others.. I may still do that in the future, I dont know. I was going for a sound similar to Beck or Cake. Hope You Enjoy.
-matt
Spexx Zennegger: Secret Agent Man - Tight Knit
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Expense, Expensive
Impending doom...
Impressive
Skills to kill
Gadgets in abundance
Tricked out wheels
Wonder where the fun went
Just kidding
Its all fun
Its all good
I am the one
The one, the one
On the case
Move, place to place
Picture of your face
Files packed, for days.
[Chorus]
It is I,
Spexx Zennegger
Secret Agent Man
Theyve given me a number
But, cant take away my name...
Like 007
I connect the Bond
Suave with my words
Attracting all the blondes
Ditsy and pretty,
Thrifty for sure
These ladies are on me
Taking their turns
Ruffle the sheets
Then back to the streets
Life of a Spy now
Cusping the breets...
Cuz,
[Chorus]
It is I,
Spexx Zennegger
Secret Agent Man
Theyve given me a number
But, cant take away my name...
Cant take away my name....
Throttle the choke
Choked chicken with beef
The moves I bust out
The kicks with my feet
Suited up, black tie
Rattled up, bad guys
Henchmen, leave out cries
When they deal with Muay Thai
Taekwondo, Tai Chi, yo
Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kung Fu, Judo
Aikido, Wing Chung, Jeet Kune Do
Sambo, kick boxing, MMA, and Kendo
Ancient monks and wrestlers
Master and senseis
Training I took, years,
Months, weeks and days
Come to me with nunchucks
Made from hotdogs
Ill beat off your meat
Then beat you with a big log
Cuz Im walking tall
I got the Rock Johnson
Even when Im crippled
Take you down like Joe Swanson.
It is. It is.
[Chorus]
It is I,
Spexx Zennegger
Secret Agent Man
Theyve given me a number
But, cant take away my name...
Cuz Im on the game
I got the flame
Put you to shame
Because you are lame
Lions I tame
Cougars I lay
Gilfs and milfs too
This dongie does slay
Wipe out supervillains
Solves the worlds biggest crimes
The secret agent man
Fueled up on Grape Prime
Off to a new city
New country and town
Suit tailored up nice
All the mysteries Ive found
Uncover, discover
Move on to the next
I flex my man pecks
Check out my chest
What the fuck is Spexx
Well, it comes from Spence
But, I check out the specs
Then continue to flex
Cuz I am the best
Take down all the rest
Double-O-Trouble
Born with this crest
[Chorus]
Cuz it is I,
Spexx Zennegger
Secret Agent Man
Theyve given me a number
But, cant take away my name...
Cant take away my name...
No
Cant take away my name...
Secret.
Agent, Man.
Secret.
Agent, Man.
Theyve given me a number,
But, cant take away my name...
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Spexx #Spence #Spencer #SpexxZenneger #SecretAgent #SecretAgentMan #TightKnit #Parody #Comedy #Agent #MI6 #007 #JamesBond #007JamesBond #JamesBond007 #CollectiveVarietyCrew #cVc #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #MattGMartin #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAI #Suno Spexx Zennegger: Secret Agent Man - Tight Knit | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8aikS8_QgaI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Dont Worry, Be Cappy!: Nonsense, Part 6 - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
no swearing in this one, I made it as a surprise for Amelia. Since she loves Capybaras lol
Dont Worry, Be Cappy! - Collective Variety Crew
Nonsense, Part 6
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
(Lyrics Written how they were put into Suno for the right pronunciation.)
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
We got the Kappy.
We got the Barr uh.
We got the Kappy.
Capybara... Uh uh uh... Hmmm
..
Dont you worry.
About a thing.
Cause every little thing.
Is gonna be alright.
..
(Be Kappy)
..
Dont worry.
Be Kappy Now.
Ooh ooh ooh (ooh ooh ooh oh) ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Ooh. Uoh ooh ooh, ooh. Ooh ooh ooh...
..
Kap E Bar Uh
[Solo]
[Bass drop]
[Beat drop]
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
We got the Kappy.
We got the Barr uh.
We got the Kappy.
Capybara... Uh uh uh... Hmmm
A capybara is the worlds largest rodent, a semi-aquatic mammal native to South America, known for its barrel-shaped body, coarse brown fur, and calm, social nature, often seen lounging in groups near water where they swim with their webbed feet and can hold their breath for minutes. They are herbivores, grazing on grasses and aquatic plants, and are related to guinea pigs but are much bigger, sometimes weighing over 140 pounds.
Big ol
Big ol
Kappy Bar Uhhhh...
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
We got the Kappy.
We got the Barr uh.
We got the Kappy.
Capybara... Uh uh uh... Hmmm
Clippity clappity
Kippity Kap
Kappity barrity
Bar uh tee bat
Mick with the Monkity
Blip for the blap
Flippity flippity
Flappity flap
Dont worry.
Be Kappy Now.
Ooh ooh ooh (ooh ooh ooh oh) ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Ooh. Uoh ooh ooh, ooh. Ooh ooh ooh...
Oh oh
Dont worry,
be happy
Even when life
Gets top crappy
Be cappy
Be cappy
No worries, no worries
Be cappy cappy happy
Dance in the sun
Run round for fun
Chill with the Capybara
The rodent dog son
Lets get B K
Kurger Bing.
Bing Bing,
Bling bling..
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
Kappy Barr uh.
Kappy Barr uh, yeah.
We got the Kappy.
We got the Barruh.
We got the Kappy.
Capybara... Uh uh uh... Hmmm
Dont worry.
Be Kappy Now.
Ooh ooh ooh (ooh ooh ooh oh) ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Ooh. Uoh ooh ooh, ooh. Ooh ooh ooh...
Cappy cappy
Kuh, cappy cappy
Kuh, cappy cappy
Kuh kuh.
Bar uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Havana Banana - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Havana Banana - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I went to Havana
(Uh huh)
To get a Banana
(Uh huh, uh huh)
Met a girl named Lanna
(Huh huh)
Then in the sun, I got a Tan. Uh.
(Huh uh, uh huh)
At the coco cabana
Down in Havana
Got my banana
From a wedding planna
Kuh kuh kuh canna
(Can of beans)
Puh puh puh panna
(Panama)
Fuh fuh fuh fanna
(Fan cool me down)
Chuh chuh chuh channa
(Change the channel)
Slamma in Alabama
I use my cam r-uhh
And drink a fan tuh
With Hannah
Sandals on
Candy corn
Watching porn
Pages torn
Toot your horn
Reflect the scorn
A saddened mourn
Since the day your born
I went to Havana
(Uh huh)
To get a Banana
(Uh huh, uh huh)
Met a girl named Lanna
(Huh huh)
Then in the sun, I got a Tan. Uh.
(Huh uh, uh huh)
Cram uh.
the ham uh.
Inside of.
The can uh.
Make spam uh.
With jam uh.
On toast with.
The yam uh.
I wear my bandana
And peel my banana
That I got in Havana
Sharing, with Anna
Go Hulk, with the Gamma
Chill with your gram uh
Her name is Diana
Down South, in Savannah
Juliana and Anna
Chill in Savannah
With Grandma Diana
And that girl, named Lanna
The propaganda
Ill handle
Lighting
A candle
Judd Crandall
In sandals
Pet Sematary
Raise Randall
I went to Havana
(Uh huh)
To get a Banana
(Uh huh, uh huh)
Met a girl named Lanna
(Huh huh)
Then in the sun, I got a Tan. Uh.
(Huh uh, uh huh)
Insurance, Humana
Jam out to Santana
Cantina So pranna
Singing a chant uh
Channel the panel
Handle with care
Fan on the spaniel
Sat in the chair
Umbrella, big fella
You smell uh (hoo ho)
Pee You, cabella
Cinderella (new no)
Nanna nuh nanna
Banana in Havana
Fried in a pan uh
Cantina canna
Canna canna
Canna bis
Plan tanna plan tanna
Take the hits...
I went to Havana
(Uh huh)
To get a Banana
(Uh huh, uh huh)
Met a girl named Lanna
(Huh huh)
Then in the sun, I got a Tan. Uh.
(Huh uh, uh huh)
Havana Banana
Banana Havana
Havana Banana
Banana Havana
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![You Do Too - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Songs as Walter Risp Parker III are NOT meant for anyone under the age of 18.
This was originally created February 16, 2026
You Do Too - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Well its,
Colder than a Witches Tit
But, sometimes its,
Hotter than balls..
Let the sweat,
Drip drip, drip drip.
Down the back,
Of my drawers..
Im gonna freeze my balls off
My teeth keep chattering
Do you hear, the ring a ling?
Or the ting ting ting, ting ting (ting ting)
[Chorus]
Oh, I lost my mind, long ago
I dont know where it went.
Lost my marbles, gone away,
Wasted all the time, Ive spent.
Could probably eat, a block of cheese.
Or snort and huff some glue..
All I know, is Im not alone
Because you do, the same thing too...
Im skiing down a mountain
Of the fluffy powdered white
Back and forth, the zig zag
Rushing round, through the night
I think Ive worn my welcome
Cant even find my shirt.
About 15 people got mad,
And threw me in the dirt..
I wander and Ill wonder
What led me to this place
Without my shirt, its really cold
The witches tit, must feel the same...
[Chorus]
Oh, I lost my mind, long ago
I dont know where it went.
Lost my marbles, gone away,
Wasted all the time, Ive spent.
Could probably eat, a block of cheese.
Or snort and huff some glue..
All I know, is Im not alone
Because you do, the same thing too...
Fifty aught six
Fifty odd dicks
Conversing on the green..
They wouldnt fucking move
So I flashed them real quick,
Showing them my peen..
With Skittles, theres riddles
Ponder unknown
I sit on the tittles
The titty of thrones
Toilet throne, toilet throne
Bouncy bones
Bouncing on my own
Till I call home
The picture show,
Like a Jackson Pollick
Cant figure it out
Im lost in the ball pit
Get me out...
Its hot..
As..
Balls.. (balls)
[Chorus]
Oh, I lost my mind, long ago
I dont know where it went.
Lost my marbles, gone away,
Wasted all the time, Ive spent.
Could probably eat, a block of cheese.
Or snort and huff some glue..
All I know, is Im not alone
Because you do, the same thing too...
Sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Sweet sweat
Running down my back
Sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Sweet sweat
Dripping down my crack
Sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Hot as shett
Hotty hot as shett
Sweet sweat
Chill the witches tett
Sweet sweat
Hotty ball bag
Sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Sweet sweat
Dripping down my crack
Sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Hot as shett
Hotty hot as shett
Sweet sweat
Chill the witches tett
Sweet sweat
Hotty ball bag
Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet...
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#YouDoToo #YouDoTheSame #random #WalterRispIII #Adult #AdultComedy #Country #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum You Do Too - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ZCqbmMI9MM/mqdefault.jpg)