Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Happy Friday the 13th

"the 13th" - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin)

Kill kill kill
Ma ma ma

It's Friday, the end of the week
The 13th day, the doors open, a creek

Spooky, scary, the moon in the sky
Ghosts and goblins, ghouls on the rise

Run through the woods
But you forget to see
A sign you passed by
Now you're going to be

A night slaughter
A splash in the water
He has risen up
Soon, you'll be a gonner

[Chorus]
So dark, it's the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
You're escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass

The hunt begins
Seeing no one around
You dip and dash
The moon hidden from the clouds

Kill kill
Ma ma ma

You hear the echo
But where's it coming from?

There he stands
Silhouette in the distance
Oh no
You fall, you keep tripping

Getting closer, machete in hand
Big bulk buff, mask covered man

Lurking near as he gets close
A single chop, missed by a nose
Oops, nope.. he took off your hand
Run run run, about to swing again

Up to your feet,
Run away faster
This powerful creature
A demonic born bastard

[Chorus]
So dark, it's the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
You're escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass

In an instant he appears
Teleportation, bring all your fears

To life, tonight, can't fight
Need to run, hide from the moonlight

Over shadowed over powered
From the might of his hand
He knocks you out
You're at his command

Back to his lair, he seals your wound
Bound up, under the lights gloom

As he stands there, watching you
You scream out, but it's no use
Cross the room, he shuffles, you see
In the darkness, what could it be?

Click of a button, he turns around
Hip Hop Music, he's here to break it down

Breakdance, Jason twirling on the floor
Spinning around, more and more

What the fuck?

Oh, breakdance Jason
You got the moves
Cutting a rug with this killer groove

A twist and a twirl, a pirouette
Up on his toes, then spins again

Twinkle twinkle, he takes a bow
Looks up at you, with your drooping frown

Out of breath, he waits for a response
Putting on a smile, you try to appease
Clap your hands, tied to your knees

He waits, then turns around
Plays a new track, with a deadlier sound
Head bangs, rocking out
Then does his little teapot
Short and stout

[Talking]
What the fuck is going on right now?

[Chorus]
So dark, it's the 13th
Friday
grind your teeth
From the fear, boiling inside
You're escape is your only drive
To get out, far from his grasp
Jason comes, to murder your ass

Pulling out a pack of rubbers
Some lube and toys for you

[Talking]
Woah woah woah
This is not what I thought, when you said
"murder your ass"

Jason stands, all confused
Drops his head from your refuse
Sad Jason walks away
Comes back and cuts you down

It's okay Jason, some day you can bust that nut
In a tight little butt

[Talking]
For real? What is going on... I'm out, I can't do this anymore.

[Talking]
Happy Friday the 13th Everyone.

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