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For everyone who thinks otherwise, here's some NEWS for you. And some reasons. Suck on a reason. It's not the chocolate candy that goes stale after like 2 days either.
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I forgot to mention the part about people who brag about not sleeping at all ever; that's like the only thing people can get away with depriving themselves of. When you hear someone boast about not eating everyone goes "oh no you're anorexic, GROSS" if it were about lack of breathing it'd just be called "passing out" at which point your body makes you breathe AND sleep at the same time so if that's not an indication that you NEED that shit then I can't help you.
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For everyone who thinks otherwise, here's some NEWS for you. And some reasons. Suck on a reason. It's not the chocolate candy that goes stale after like 2 days either.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
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MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
I forgot to mention the part about people who brag about not sleeping at all ever; that's like the only thing people can get away with depriving themselves of. When you hear someone boast about not eating everyone goes "oh no you're anorexic, GROSS" if it were about lack of breathing it'd just be called "passing out" at which point your body makes you breathe AND sleep at the same time so if that's not an indication that you NEED that shit then I can't help you.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com




![Why Vlogging Is Uncomfortable
Here I am, telling the world the truth about vlogging, and the plight of the vloggers therein.
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I have been asked on many occasions why I choose not to film/upload video blogs more frequently, so I thought I might touch on some of the reasons why it makes me terribly uneasy.
I think many people who are self-aware (NOT self-conscious...just because I know me doesnt mean I hate me) understand some o the issues Ive addressed here, and if not, you should try harder.
Taking a break from over a month of stunts to rest my various joints and bones has prove to be a beneficial practice, as Ive already shot enough stunt footage in my absence from violence to fill videos for some time now. I enjoy pacing myself.
As well, Im aware that many of you come here to see me flap my wad of meat-mouth-flesh around so I figure, why not appeal to the less-appreciated demographic. And/or pander. Whatever.
Im surprisingly proud of this video. Typically, once Ive finished a talkie, I tend to lock it far away from my visual spectrum, because I tend to either be unabashedly judgmental or just entirely hateful of my own work. Thankfully, however, this video is something Im unnaturally pleased about. Rarely do I get the opportunity to try and drag people, kicking and flailing, into my understanding in this respect. This is uncharted territory.
Plus I edited it all nice.
Enjoi.
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