Uploaded October 2015 | Updated September 2026, 14 hours ago
This week I discuss my experiences with being lazy as hell and working in a sweatshop. They have more in common than you might think.
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When I was working at that place, my supervisor called it "Canadian slave labour," which is a thing that, if it exists, I was in the middle of for about a month. Maybe I'll talk more about it eventually, but between Matt's podcast and this video, I've pretty much covered all the important elements.
When I wrote this video all I had was a story about my little pony and a joke about geological formations. Somehow, we ran so far off the rails that I ended up in Vietnam somewhere (figuratively...although I wish) but STILL managed to bring it back. I still have no idea how I related all these things together, but here we are. A testament to how I coast through life with zero clue about what I'm doing, at all.
I like the idea that I'm a horizontal tree on the inside, and slicing me up the middle would reveal a chronicle of every era of my life. At least then I could donate my body to some kind of "Museum of Horrible Decision-Making" - there could be an entire exhibit on how, if I start playing an MMO, I usually play it every day for about 10 hours, for two weeks, and then never touch it again for a month. As I told my boss, I have too settings: "Intense," and "off." Life's boring otherwise.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
This week I discuss my experiences with being lazy as hell and working in a sweatshop. They have more in common than you might think.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
When I was working at that place, my supervisor called it "Canadian slave labour," which is a thing that, if it exists, I was in the middle of for about a month. Maybe I'll talk more about it eventually, but between Matt's podcast and this video, I've pretty much covered all the important elements.
When I wrote this video all I had was a story about my little pony and a joke about geological formations. Somehow, we ran so far off the rails that I ended up in Vietnam somewhere (figuratively...although I wish) but STILL managed to bring it back. I still have no idea how I related all these things together, but here we are. A testament to how I coast through life with zero clue about what I'm doing, at all.
I like the idea that I'm a horizontal tree on the inside, and slicing me up the middle would reveal a chronicle of every era of my life. At least then I could donate my body to some kind of "Museum of Horrible Decision-Making" - there could be an entire exhibit on how, if I start playing an MMO, I usually play it every day for about 10 hours, for two weeks, and then never touch it again for a month. As I told my boss, I have too settings: "Intense," and "off." Life's boring otherwise.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
