Uploaded November 2014 | Updated September 2026, 23 hours ago
Wherein I discuss some problems I have with scary things, and how to make sure your house isn't haunted using house-pets.
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How many fucking films can you name that feature an animal toos cared to come inside, and the response from the family is to complacently brush it off and then that animal inevitably ends up FUCKING DEAD? Where's the point in spending hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars on something that you're not even going to listen to when it's doing its job?
My cat frequently finds shit on the floor and eats it, she's doing it right now and it's distracting. Maybe it's her own face she's eating. She never looks at me when she does it so I assume she's hiding something.
Everyone should try the Pet Test.
Using a ouija board in your house and being surprised when you're dragged by your feet into the basement is like hiring an enthusiastic male stripper and then being surprised when your mouth tastes like a salty sock the next morning
I don't know what body part he used but I bet it wouldn't be pleasant for fuck sake
This video was going to be about scientists, believe it or not, and it turned into this as I was shooting it. I hope y'all liked my recreation of every bad ghost hunting show on television because I put a lot of thought into it. That is to say, I put almost no thought into it, but I'd rather everyone believe that I did.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Wherein I discuss some problems I have with scary things, and how to make sure your house isn't haunted using house-pets.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
How many fucking films can you name that feature an animal toos cared to come inside, and the response from the family is to complacently brush it off and then that animal inevitably ends up FUCKING DEAD? Where's the point in spending hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars on something that you're not even going to listen to when it's doing its job?
My cat frequently finds shit on the floor and eats it, she's doing it right now and it's distracting. Maybe it's her own face she's eating. She never looks at me when she does it so I assume she's hiding something.
Everyone should try the Pet Test.
Using a ouija board in your house and being surprised when you're dragged by your feet into the basement is like hiring an enthusiastic male stripper and then being surprised when your mouth tastes like a salty sock the next morning
I don't know what body part he used but I bet it wouldn't be pleasant for fuck sake
This video was going to be about scientists, believe it or not, and it turned into this as I was shooting it. I hope y'all liked my recreation of every bad ghost hunting show on television because I put a lot of thought into it. That is to say, I put almost no thought into it, but I'd rather everyone believe that I did.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
