Uploaded May 2015 | Updated September 2026, 14 hours ago
Three very unfortunate situations we'll all eventually find ourselves in. I'm just telling you how to deal with them...in the worst way possible. Show your friends, maybe they'll understand too.
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Christmas cards are high on the list of unnecessary and often painful obligations associated with trying to please people for no reason. I can't think of more than a handful of my friends/family who appreciate the effort of choosing a card beyond the fifteen seconds it takes to read, and that time is probably spent trying to find a funny dick joke between the lines. Every so often there's a card with a cat or a drawing of a bare ass and that's what makes them even worth the expense. Bare asses or no asses. WAIT NO, bare asses or no Gracias. GET IT? Because THANKING PEOPLE.
Yeah I'll probably get hate for talking negatively about the homeless or admitting that I don't spare change or whatever. Sorry for not caring about strangers, like every other person who isn't bubbly and altruistic. The word "Autistic" is right in there. I never noticed that. Maybe the internet can make a joke or something.
Wowzers, it takes a whole week to get 2,000 views? Awesome. At least I know where I stand.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Three very unfortunate situations we'll all eventually find ourselves in. I'm just telling you how to deal with them...in the worst way possible. Show your friends, maybe they'll understand too.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
Christmas cards are high on the list of unnecessary and often painful obligations associated with trying to please people for no reason. I can't think of more than a handful of my friends/family who appreciate the effort of choosing a card beyond the fifteen seconds it takes to read, and that time is probably spent trying to find a funny dick joke between the lines. Every so often there's a card with a cat or a drawing of a bare ass and that's what makes them even worth the expense. Bare asses or no asses. WAIT NO, bare asses or no Gracias. GET IT? Because THANKING PEOPLE.
Yeah I'll probably get hate for talking negatively about the homeless or admitting that I don't spare change or whatever. Sorry for not caring about strangers, like every other person who isn't bubbly and altruistic. The word "Autistic" is right in there. I never noticed that. Maybe the internet can make a joke or something.
Wowzers, it takes a whole week to get 2,000 views? Awesome. At least I know where I stand.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
