Uploaded May 2015 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago
I revisit an old stunt that's been getting a lot of attention lately where I hit the ground so hard my shoe flies off. Check out what it's like now that I try it again!
Look up "UnderDetention" in the iTunes or Google Play store to find my app, where it's like 15x easier to get all my shit at once, in one place. Honestly I'm glad to have it.
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Thanks to FailArmy for the publicity, even though I don't remember giving my permission for it. I suppose, though, they have a greater reach than I'll ever have, so that gratitude is real. I appreciate being worthy of such recognition, even if it wasn't properly credited.
Don't forget to check out this Beachfront app because that shit is real high above my worth as well. Who knows, maybe I'm finally coming up. I promise I won't do 30 gameplay videos of Happy Wheels if I become famous.
I don't know if you can tell from the footage, but I full-on bounced across the ground when I landed on that second stunt. Nearly "knocked the wind out of me," which is in quotations because I don't like the phrase but I understand what it represents. My chest pain extended down to my dick which made me think I slammed my shit on the ladder or something, but from watching the footage back it seems clear-ish that I didn't. Just a fun fact.
Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
I revisit an old stunt that's been getting a lot of attention lately where I hit the ground so hard my shoe flies off. Check out what it's like now that I try it again!
Look up "UnderDetention" in the iTunes or Google Play store to find my app, where it's like 15x easier to get all my shit at once, in one place. Honestly I'm glad to have it.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
Thanks to FailArmy for the publicity, even though I don't remember giving my permission for it. I suppose, though, they have a greater reach than I'll ever have, so that gratitude is real. I appreciate being worthy of such recognition, even if it wasn't properly credited.
Don't forget to check out this Beachfront app because that shit is real high above my worth as well. Who knows, maybe I'm finally coming up. I promise I won't do 30 gameplay videos of Happy Wheels if I become famous.
I don't know if you can tell from the footage, but I full-on bounced across the ground when I landed on that second stunt. Nearly "knocked the wind out of me," which is in quotations because I don't like the phrase but I understand what it represents. My chest pain extended down to my dick which made me think I slammed my shit on the ladder or something, but from watching the footage back it seems clear-ish that I didn't. Just a fun fact.
Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com

![Why Vlogging Is Uncomfortable
Here I am, telling the world the truth about vlogging, and the plight of the vloggers therein.
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I have been asked on many occasions why I choose not to film/upload video blogs more frequently, so I thought I might touch on some of the reasons why it makes me terribly uneasy.
I think many people who are self-aware (NOT self-conscious...just because I know me doesnt mean I hate me) understand some o the issues Ive addressed here, and if not, you should try harder.
Taking a break from over a month of stunts to rest my various joints and bones has prove to be a beneficial practice, as Ive already shot enough stunt footage in my absence from violence to fill videos for some time now. I enjoy pacing myself.
As well, Im aware that many of you come here to see me flap my wad of meat-mouth-flesh around so I figure, why not appeal to the less-appreciated demographic. And/or pander. Whatever.
Im surprisingly proud of this video. Typically, once Ive finished a talkie, I tend to lock it far away from my visual spectrum, because I tend to either be unabashedly judgmental or just entirely hateful of my own work. Thankfully, however, this video is something Im unnaturally pleased about. Rarely do I get the opportunity to try and drag people, kicking and flailing, into my understanding in this respect. This is uncharted territory.
Plus I edited it all nice.
Enjoi.
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