Uploaded July 2014 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago

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You guys asked me a bunch of shit that I wrapped my mouth around during the answer process. This is the result.

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This video ended up being twice the length I had anticipated, even after cutting some of the least funny content from it. Nevertheless, here is roughly eight minutes of my mouth moving around and me making a bunch of jokes really fast.
You be the judge as to which stories are true and which aren't...I'm not telling. A good portion of my life is dedicated to the shroud of mystery and I deliberately make an effort to ensure that you'll never know what's real about me and what isn't. I could secretly be a Caucasian midget. Give it time...perhaps you'll find out THE CRIPPLING TRUTH.
Yeah this description is going to be uninformative and lack any and all helpfulness.
Enjoi.

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