Uploaded January 2013 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago
Accidents happen when you take a unicycle onto a frozen snowy hill!
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In an effort to identify what videos have my much more popular and camera-friendly cohort in toe, I may start bracketing his YouTube name more often. Those who think I'm trying to suck his proverbial e-dick are probably not far from right, though that isn't my intention, I swear.
I swear HARD.
Our endeavours into successfully skidding a unicycle have proved fruitful in ways other than what we aimed for; many falls were had on what was essentially an ice shelf...though you can't tell from the video alone, I assure you it was rock solid. A week or so of awful weather had turned that hill into a suburban K-2, and since the playground is a rock bed that would be even harder on my bones, we decided the best course of action would be to try to take the steepest part of the adjacent hill.
This probably isn't the last you'll see of the unicycle, I have bigger, warm-weather plans for it that patience will afford everyone a chance to witness. It's already in pretty bad shape; that tire is pancake level flat. That only adds to the challenge.
I tried my best to cut out the boring parts without losing the context or atmosphere, and I'm quite proud of this edit, for once. Most of the time my productions are sufficient; this one is above-par to me, at least.
The two clips at the end were too short to put in their own videos so I added them as an afterthought. I've jumped off of a similar parking structure before, but that gap was wider and I thought it would be a nice fit just to amp up the entertainment factor. The segment after that is me showing off my borrowed wide-angle camera lens, which you'll be seeing almost 100% of from now on. Hope you like semi-fisheye.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Accidents happen when you take a unicycle onto a frozen snowy hill!
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
SITE: nwordspeaks.blogspot.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/Jayrobics
In an effort to identify what videos have my much more popular and camera-friendly cohort in toe, I may start bracketing his YouTube name more often. Those who think I'm trying to suck his proverbial e-dick are probably not far from right, though that isn't my intention, I swear.
I swear HARD.
Our endeavours into successfully skidding a unicycle have proved fruitful in ways other than what we aimed for; many falls were had on what was essentially an ice shelf...though you can't tell from the video alone, I assure you it was rock solid. A week or so of awful weather had turned that hill into a suburban K-2, and since the playground is a rock bed that would be even harder on my bones, we decided the best course of action would be to try to take the steepest part of the adjacent hill.
This probably isn't the last you'll see of the unicycle, I have bigger, warm-weather plans for it that patience will afford everyone a chance to witness. It's already in pretty bad shape; that tire is pancake level flat. That only adds to the challenge.
I tried my best to cut out the boring parts without losing the context or atmosphere, and I'm quite proud of this edit, for once. Most of the time my productions are sufficient; this one is above-par to me, at least.
The two clips at the end were too short to put in their own videos so I added them as an afterthought. I've jumped off of a similar parking structure before, but that gap was wider and I thought it would be a nice fit just to amp up the entertainment factor. The segment after that is me showing off my borrowed wide-angle camera lens, which you'll be seeing almost 100% of from now on. Hope you like semi-fisheye.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com








![Why Vlogging Is Uncomfortable
Here I am, telling the world the truth about vlogging, and the plight of the vloggers therein.
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I have been asked on many occasions why I choose not to film/upload video blogs more frequently, so I thought I might touch on some of the reasons why it makes me terribly uneasy.
I think many people who are self-aware (NOT self-conscious...just because I know me doesnt mean I hate me) understand some o the issues Ive addressed here, and if not, you should try harder.
Taking a break from over a month of stunts to rest my various joints and bones has prove to be a beneficial practice, as Ive already shot enough stunt footage in my absence from violence to fill videos for some time now. I enjoy pacing myself.
As well, Im aware that many of you come here to see me flap my wad of meat-mouth-flesh around so I figure, why not appeal to the less-appreciated demographic. And/or pander. Whatever.
Im surprisingly proud of this video. Typically, once Ive finished a talkie, I tend to lock it far away from my visual spectrum, because I tend to either be unabashedly judgmental or just entirely hateful of my own work. Thankfully, however, this video is something Im unnaturally pleased about. Rarely do I get the opportunity to try and drag people, kicking and flailing, into my understanding in this respect. This is uncharted territory.
Plus I edited it all nice.
Enjoi.
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