Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Say the line, Gen! "First inning mercy is faster but I don't have the patience to grind it out just yet, so here's a Fast 3 instead."
Offense was executed correctly but could have been faster if the game had given me Body Check sooner, defense was subpar but I got the W and beat Mason's time so I'll take it.
But for real, this category deserves a 1IM, and I will treat it to one... later.
Also, playing against Wario loses about four seconds of map movement compared to playing against Mario or about three seconds to playing against Yoshi, but in exchange you get to bat against a pitcher who literally gives you free home runs and attempt Body Check against the lightest middle infielder in the game, so it's a totally valid trade-off IMO. Even when I start getting grindy I anticipate playing against Wario. ...assuming Bowser Jr. doesn't veto that decision, as he sometimes does (when he blocks my path to Wario I play against Mario instead).
Say the line, Gen! "First inning mercy is faster but I don't have the patience to grind it out just yet, so here's a Fast 3 instead."
Offense was executed correctly but could have been faster if the game had given me Body Check sooner, defense was subpar but I got the W and beat Mason's time so I'll take it.
But for real, this category deserves a 1IM, and I will treat it to one... later.
Also, playing against Wario loses about four seconds of map movement compared to playing against Mario or about three seconds to playing against Yoshi, but in exchange you get to bat against a pitcher who literally gives you free home runs and attempt Body Check against the lightest middle infielder in the game, so it's a totally valid trade-off IMO. Even when I start getting grindy I anticipate playing against Wario. ...assuming Bowser Jr. doesn't veto that decision, as he sometimes does (when he blocks my path to Wario I play against Mario instead).
