Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Here's one for the "Beantowners"... (Remember, I'm an MA resident, also!)
FUN FACT: This was in 'The Departed', also filmed there.
Here's one for the "Beantowners"... (Remember, I'm an MA resident, also!)
FUN FACT: This was in 'The Departed', also filmed there.




![Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, heres a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybodys guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended. Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OHWuIrkKdA4/mqdefault.jpg)

![Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel
As was the case with the Ninja Gaiden trilogy, why not bring back 3 mega-underrated, hidden gems (in terms of their final boss confrontations)?! Back with a triple vengeance are the exploits of a military colonel reincarnated as a Japanese-theatre-inspired-badass hell-bent on confronting an invading virus and its countless swarms of digital mutants and parasites; a Bronx police officer with a personal vendetta against an elite military renegade faction after his organic arms have been severed, following which hes been provided with reanimated, missile-powered arms by his organization...thereby becoming a full agent in pursuit of the very same military renegade faction; and a Vice agent investigating a shady bio-tech lab thats broken big with a deadly drug called Gel (nourishment for aliens, but deadly to humans), thus unraveling an epic conspiracy with the help of his 2 partners.
©Hal Laboratory / Human Creative Group [RIP] 1990-91.
©Jaleco [RIP] / Natsume [NatsumeAtari] 1991.
©Sammy [Sega Sammy] / Aicom [aka Yumekobo, RIP] 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pa703lDzUlo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)
Despite this game being released before Cybernator, the events of this game actually take place 136 years (more than a century and 1/4) after it....another war has raged once again - this time, between Earths outcasts and the Earth Defense League. From Jupiters own Ganymede base, all the way to our beloved planet - only one Assault Suit pilot will risk it all, no matter what the cost....none other than REX! This segment (considering its been over a month since the last segment): Missions 4 and 5.
©Dreamworks [c/o Toy Soldiers - RIP]/NCS 1990. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PkKdxuyko6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 4-6.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I really wish I couldve concentrated more on maxing out most of my other weapons (instead of spamming that fucking Napalm....) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pr5u8fVQpVI/mqdefault.jpg)

![SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)
Rounding out the long-standing Shmup Triad is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and youll never guess what theyre tasked with - thats right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the games title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND IM NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)! SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKr0Gwih1kA/mqdefault.jpg)