Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Rounding out the long-standing 'Shmup Triad' is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and you'll never guess what they're tasked with - that's right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the game's title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)!
Rounding out the long-standing 'Shmup Triad' is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and you'll never guess what they're tasked with - that's right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the game's title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)!

![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 1-3.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I shouldnt have flown around too long and taken massive damage in Mission 2...same with attempting the Napalm unlocking trick (considering its the most powerful goddamn weapon in the game) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qb9NN1e9dVo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough
Were gonna need a bigger boat! This quote ring any bells or what? Based on an earlier attempt almost 12 years ago, Ive decided to orchestrate a full-on, from-the-ground-up run of the underwater action shlockfest by the already-defunct, yet-still-often-chastised LJN & the uncredited Atlus (despite the also-defunct Westone being initially subcontracted for development at the time) based on Universals iconic coastal horror film franchise, adapted from the late Peter Benchleys novel.
©LJN [RIP] / Universal Studios 1987. Developed by Atlus and/or the also-defunct Westone Bit Entertainment [RIP]. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except air use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This full, uncut walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! If ANY single snap judgments/insults concerning my gaming/production prowess pop up anywhere on this or future segments...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QmrIF7mqGss/mqdefault.jpg)
![Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)
Following the defeat of the Bio-Noid doppelganger to Hayabusa, the real Dragon Ninja follows Clancy into the interdimensional subspace rift. It then leads to yet another Bio-Noid encounter - in the form of a transmuted super-creature, whom Hayabusa eventually puts out of commission. He and Clancy cross paths yet again, resulting in their final confrontation...following another long excursion through - yep, you guessed it: THE ANCIENT SHIP OF DOOM!
©Tecmo 1991. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRLurCCNAMQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]
Continuing on with the Gym Leader takeover, here we have the poisonous ninja master and the psychic master both cowering before the unswerving might of Ash....4 down, 2 to go! And to top it off, theres even an evolution reel for the world to see!
Koga, Fuschia City / キョウ
Sabrina, Saffron City* / ナツメ
(*had to cut off early due to capturing conflicts;
please refer to and/or ignore - if necessary - the warning following Abras defeat)
©Nintendo/CREATURES/GAME FREAK[/Pokémon] 1995-99. (I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended)
NOTICE: DISCIPLINARY, NO-NONSENSE ACTIONS will be taken if a single complaint or rant is posted on the bottom regarding: A) mid-battle creature switches B) item usage C) unexpected deaths of party members Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSWdBpRQlFY/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 - Opening Intro Reel
In celebration of the franchises 20th anniversary (considering, YET AGAIN, how much its been evolving since then), why not compile a reel of the first 2 Kingdom Hearts titles from both 02 and 05 - in terms of their post-start opening sequences. Also, despite my sworn, already-set-in-stone promise to avoid mentioning or otherwise showcasing any content based on and/or related to Disney (considering there are characters from that universe featured within - THAT IS, BEFORE THEY ACQUIRED LUCASFILM, MARVEL & FOX).... Im making an honorable exception, BUT JUST THIS ONCE. Did I forget to mention there are characters from the Final Fantasy games that also appear within?
KINGDOM HEARTS (2002) - A host of shadowy, sinister creatures, THE HEARTLESS, have destroyed the Destiny Islands on which Sora dwells alongside his companions (Riku & Kairi)...that is, after taking a raft away from the islands and later discovering the Keyblade to fend off his adversaries, and later traveling to various universes based on & inspired by numerous Disney films - hence why Sora eventually teams up with Mickey, Goofy and Donald, of course. In terms of chronology, it takes place after Birth by Sleep and before Chain of Memories, despite partially overlapping with 358/2 Days.
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (2005) - Taking place AFTER Chain of Memories & 358/2 Days, Sora and his comrades endless wars against the Heartless AND Organization XIII continue, as he learns of another race of beings including Nobodies (those who have lost their hearts to darkness, of course)...and the plot shifts to HIS OWN NOBODY, Roxas.
Songs featured - Simple and Clean / Sanctuary, aka Passion by Hikaru Utada (宇多田 ヒカル).
© Square Enix [under license from Disney and its affiliates] 2002, 05. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 - Opening Intro Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RbWWsWkpX0Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![Akira Walkthrough [Part 1]
Taking a break from the usual shmups, Ive decided to dive once again into Katsuhiro Otomos graphic-novel-turned-anime-feature-phenomenon....in the form of a psychic adventure (menu command choice* / point-and-click) game!
This part starts up from the Old City highway Clown rumble & Army confrontation, all the way to Tetsuos rescue by his lackeys, leading up to his illusion phase.
English translation annotations are conveniently added throughout, given that the game contains Japanese text. (Note: prior to Danke & Pennywises fan-translated rom, I actually had up a playthrough of the game; some of the paraphrased translations will be inspired by what I had before, as well as theirs - NO plagiarism intended).
*Whenever certain menus pop up, drag your cursor onto each of them for hints on which commands to select!
©Taito Corp. 1988 / ©Mashroom/Akira Committee 1987 [Licensed through Kodansha; US Rights - Streamline Pictures, Geneon Universal/Bandai Entertainment, FUNimation Productions]. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Akira Walkthrough [Part 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RjE_Bjiwpfc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Vice - Project Doom Walkthrough (Part 2)
Set in the indiscriminate future, a lethal, ominous organization (BEDA Corp.) has broken big with its latest drug, Gel. Detective Quinn Hart, a tough no-nonsense officer of the VICE Squad, finds out about the horrendous side effects of the drug after trashing heavily armored truck with a mutated driver [Intro Boss], complete with shipments of Gel, and obscure sorts of weaponry that cant be bought on the streets. With the assistance of Christy & Sophia (his partner/possible love interest and associate, respectively), Hart tracks the drug trail to south Central America only to find a shocking increase of horrifying events related to BEDAs crimes. An unexpected reunion with his former partner, Reese [a later Boss] makes Hart realize that something inhuman is driving the evil corporations motivations, but it will take all of Harts determination to find out the dirty little secrets he needs to close the case. However, he may end up learning more than he ever would have wanted to know...
©American Sammy Corp. (Sammy Studios) 1991 (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended).
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! Vice - Project Doom Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/S00qvxN4yJA/mqdefault.jpg)

![2013 Demo Reel
- To the lurking impersonator using my real name [as mentioned in the opening titles], do yourself a favor and GO HOME.....youve stained my legacy long enough! Just for reuploading and butchering my best (if somewhat conflicted) work out there, you should definitely FEEL BAD, and may your shame never die!
- Having said that, Ive included one new segment which Ive taken the liberty of volunteering for (and many more down the road....many thanks, BATV - Glad we could all help!). The same materials still there, with some previous errors fixed up [text-wise].
NOTICE: Same guidelines apply - all images / music are featured under FAIR USE; and as much as I appreciate criticism....keep it respectful and civil (fun-poking, blasphemy and/or insults are STRICTLY PROHIBITED). 2013 Demo Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SSvAig__25Q/mqdefault.jpg)
