Uploaded March 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Cowabunga, motherf__kers! Remember the boss rush I produced years ago of this baby? Now see it like you've never seen it before....conquered from start to finish, legit without any outside miracles that dare not speak their names - that's right, Eastman & Laird's legendary reptilian shell-kicking quartet are out on the most intense urban journey of their natural-born lives - Scenes 4 & 5 are at bay as they're about to face their ultimate, intense, as well as shell-hardening* series of challenges! (*NO PUN INTENDED)
©Ultra c/o Konami / Mirage Studios, Viacom 1989. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! If ANY single snap judgments/insults concerning my gaming/production prowess pop up anywhere on this or future segments...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!!
Cowabunga, motherf__kers! Remember the boss rush I produced years ago of this baby? Now see it like you've never seen it before....conquered from start to finish, legit without any outside miracles that dare not speak their names - that's right, Eastman & Laird's legendary reptilian shell-kicking quartet are out on the most intense urban journey of their natural-born lives - Scenes 4 & 5 are at bay as they're about to face their ultimate, intense, as well as shell-hardening* series of challenges! (*NO PUN INTENDED)
©Ultra c/o Konami / Mirage Studios, Viacom 1989. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! If ANY single snap judgments/insults concerning my gaming/production prowess pop up anywhere on this or future segments...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!!

![Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, heres a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybodys guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended. Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OHWuIrkKdA4/mqdefault.jpg)

![Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel
As was the case with the Ninja Gaiden trilogy, why not bring back 3 mega-underrated, hidden gems (in terms of their final boss confrontations)?! Back with a triple vengeance are the exploits of a military colonel reincarnated as a Japanese-theatre-inspired-badass hell-bent on confronting an invading virus and its countless swarms of digital mutants and parasites; a Bronx police officer with a personal vendetta against an elite military renegade faction after his organic arms have been severed, following which hes been provided with reanimated, missile-powered arms by his organization...thereby becoming a full agent in pursuit of the very same military renegade faction; and a Vice agent investigating a shady bio-tech lab thats broken big with a deadly drug called Gel (nourishment for aliens, but deadly to humans), thus unraveling an epic conspiracy with the help of his 2 partners.
©Hal Laboratory / Human Creative Group [RIP] 1990-91.
©Jaleco [RIP] / Natsume [NatsumeAtari] 1991.
©Sammy [Sega Sammy] / Aicom [aka Yumekobo, RIP] 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pa703lDzUlo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)
Despite this game being released before Cybernator, the events of this game actually take place 136 years (more than a century and 1/4) after it....another war has raged once again - this time, between Earths outcasts and the Earth Defense League. From Jupiters own Ganymede base, all the way to our beloved planet - only one Assault Suit pilot will risk it all, no matter what the cost....none other than REX! This segment (considering its been over a month since the last segment): Missions 4 and 5.
©Dreamworks [c/o Toy Soldiers - RIP]/NCS 1990. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PkKdxuyko6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 4-6.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I really wish I couldve concentrated more on maxing out most of my other weapons (instead of spamming that fucking Napalm....) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pr5u8fVQpVI/mqdefault.jpg)

![SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)
Rounding out the long-standing Shmup Triad is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and youll never guess what theyre tasked with - thats right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the games title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND IM NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)! SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKr0Gwih1kA/mqdefault.jpg)

![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 1-3.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I shouldnt have flown around too long and taken massive damage in Mission 2...same with attempting the Napalm unlocking trick (considering its the most powerful goddamn weapon in the game) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qb9NN1e9dVo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough
Were gonna need a bigger boat! This quote ring any bells or what? Based on an earlier attempt almost 12 years ago, Ive decided to orchestrate a full-on, from-the-ground-up run of the underwater action shlockfest by the already-defunct, yet-still-often-chastised LJN & the uncredited Atlus (despite the also-defunct Westone being initially subcontracted for development at the time) based on Universals iconic coastal horror film franchise, adapted from the late Peter Benchleys novel.
©LJN [RIP] / Universal Studios 1987. Developed by Atlus and/or the also-defunct Westone Bit Entertainment [RIP]. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except air use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This full, uncut walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! If ANY single snap judgments/insults concerning my gaming/production prowess pop up anywhere on this or future segments...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QmrIF7mqGss/mqdefault.jpg)