Uploaded October 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Inspired by a few courageous, patient users/gamers/etc. (esp. one who just eventually beat the F out of it this month), I've decided to jump into the very game that's been invading my soul for quite a while....it even makes me want to activate my own set of Gimmicks! Translation annotations will be added as it develops (Currently leveling the entire party in order to reach Yohchien aka Garden Point and retrieve the White Soma for Tatara).
©Konami/Sho-u Tajima, MADARA Project, Yukihiro Kuroda, Kadokawa Shoten 1990.
I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
Inspired by a few courageous, patient users/gamers/etc. (esp. one who just eventually beat the F out of it this month), I've decided to jump into the very game that's been invading my soul for quite a while....it even makes me want to activate my own set of Gimmicks! Translation annotations will be added as it develops (Currently leveling the entire party in order to reach Yohchien aka Garden Point and retrieve the White Soma for Tatara).
©Konami/Sho-u Tajima, MADARA Project, Yukihiro Kuroda, Kadokawa Shoten 1990.
I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
![Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OHWuIrkKdA4/mqdefault.jpg "Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, heres a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybodys guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.")
![SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKr0Gwih1kA/mqdefault.jpg "SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)
Rounding out the long-standing Shmup Triad is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and youll never guess what theyre tasked with - thats right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the games title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND IM NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)!")
![Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRLurCCNAMQ/mqdefault.jpg "Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)
Following the defeat of the Bio-Noid doppelganger to Hayabusa, the real Dragon Ninja follows Clancy into the interdimensional subspace rift. It then leads to yet another Bio-Noid encounter - in the form of a transmuted super-creature, whom Hayabusa eventually puts out of commission. He and Clancy cross paths yet again, resulting in their final confrontation...following another long excursion through - yep, you guessed it: THE ANCIENT SHIP OF DOOM!
©Tecmo 1991. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!")
