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Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, here's a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybody's guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, here's a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybody's guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
![Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OHWuIrkKdA4/mqdefault.jpg "Parodius Walkthrough [Part 1]
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, heres a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybodys guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment covers Areas 1 & 2.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.")
![SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKr0Gwih1kA/mqdefault.jpg "SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)
Rounding out the long-standing Shmup Triad is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and youll never guess what theyre tasked with - thats right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the games title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND IM NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)!")
![Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRLurCCNAMQ/mqdefault.jpg "Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)
Following the defeat of the Bio-Noid doppelganger to Hayabusa, the real Dragon Ninja follows Clancy into the interdimensional subspace rift. It then leads to yet another Bio-Noid encounter - in the form of a transmuted super-creature, whom Hayabusa eventually puts out of commission. He and Clancy cross paths yet again, resulting in their final confrontation...following another long excursion through - yep, you guessed it: THE ANCIENT SHIP OF DOOM!
©Tecmo 1991. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!")
![Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSWdBpRQlFY/mqdefault.jpg "Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]
Continuing on with the Gym Leader takeover, here we have the poisonous ninja master and the psychic master both cowering before the unswerving might of Ash....4 down, 2 to go! And to top it off, theres even an evolution reel for the world to see!
Koga, Fuschia City / キョウ
Sabrina, Saffron City* / ナツメ
(*had to cut off early due to capturing conflicts;
please refer to and/or ignore - if necessary - the warning following Abras defeat)
©Nintendo/CREATURES/GAME FREAK[/Pokémon] 1995-99. (I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended)
NOTICE: DISCIPLINARY, NO-NONSENSE ACTIONS will be taken if a single complaint or rant is posted on the bottom regarding: A) mid-battle creature switches B) item usage C) unexpected deaths of party members")
