Uploaded October 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
In conjuction with the Madara RPG Walkthrough, I'm bringing back another one, in the form of the most infamously difficult yet radically-acclaimed installment in Konami's run-&-gun franchise. The year is 2636, the Red Falcon has invaded Earth yet the hell again.....and it's up to 2 bright, sharp-sensed soldiers to once-and-for-all cease the extraterrestrial chaos!
©Konami 1992 (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended)
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run and/or deathless contest! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess (regardless of how many times I died)...DISCIPLINARY FUCKING ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!!
In conjuction with the Madara RPG Walkthrough, I'm bringing back another one, in the form of the most infamously difficult yet radically-acclaimed installment in Konami's run-&-gun franchise. The year is 2636, the Red Falcon has invaded Earth yet the hell again.....and it's up to 2 bright, sharp-sensed soldiers to once-and-for-all cease the extraterrestrial chaos!
©Konami 1992 (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended)
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run and/or deathless contest! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess (regardless of how many times I died)...DISCIPLINARY FUCKING ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!!
![Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel
As was the case with the Ninja Gaiden trilogy, why not bring back 3 mega-underrated, hidden gems (in terms of their final boss confrontations)?! Back with a triple vengeance are the exploits of a military colonel reincarnated as a Japanese-theatre-inspired-badass hell-bent on confronting an invading virus and its countless swarms of digital mutants and parasites; a Bronx police officer with a personal vendetta against an elite military renegade faction after his organic arms have been severed, following which hes been provided with reanimated, missile-powered arms by his organization...thereby becoming a full agent in pursuit of the very same military renegade faction; and a Vice agent investigating a shady bio-tech lab thats broken big with a deadly drug called Gel (nourishment for aliens, but deadly to humans), thus unraveling an epic conspiracy with the help of his 2 partners.
©Hal Laboratory / Human Creative Group [RIP] 1990-91.
©Jaleco [RIP] / Natsume [NatsumeAtari] 1991.
©Sammy [Sega Sammy] / Aicom [aka Yumekobo, RIP] 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Shatterhand & VICE Project Doom (NES) - Finale Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pa703lDzUlo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)
Despite this game being released before Cybernator, the events of this game actually take place 136 years (more than a century and 1/4) after it....another war has raged once again - this time, between Earths outcasts and the Earth Defense League. From Jupiters own Ganymede base, all the way to our beloved planet - only one Assault Suit pilot will risk it all, no matter what the cost....none other than REX! This segment (considering its been over a month since the last segment): Missions 4 and 5.
©Dreamworks [c/o Toy Soldiers - RIP]/NCS 1990. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Target Earth Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PkKdxuyko6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 4-6.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I really wish I couldve concentrated more on maxing out most of my other weapons (instead of spamming that fucking Napalm....) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 2)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pr5u8fVQpVI/mqdefault.jpg)

![SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)
Rounding out the long-standing Shmup Triad is one beyond human comprehension - the 2 main characters you play as are actually named and modeled after 2 sci-fi/action legends (GET IT?)...and youll never guess what theyre tasked with - thats right, fending off swarms of extraterrestrial and bionic enemies/artillery alike, led by the notorious (NO MUSICAL PUN INTENDED) Vile Malmort! This segment: Stages 1-3.
©Natsume 1991. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! And I swear, if anyone attempts to make any issue/joke out of the games title and/or plot, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED (AND IM NOT FUCKING AROUND EITHER)! SCAT [Special Cybernetic Attack Team] Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKr0Gwih1kA/mqdefault.jpg)

![Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)
Thought I was never able to pull this off? THINK AGAIN - its the tale of a trainee-turned-soldier whos been drafted into the Pacific States Marine Corps (PSMC) and is now fighting the most ULTIMATE FUCKING WAR of his natural-born life. Raging on between the Federation & Axis governments, this war involves Earths little remaining fossil fuel resources as well as Lunar territorial rights...That soldier [as well as his entire platoons] only intention: to once and for all destroy the Axis most powerful mech, Bildvorg! This segment: Missions 1-3.
©Konami/NCS 1992, 93. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! Also, if so much as a single snap judgment or insult appears concerning my gaming prowess...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! (PS - Crea, the Versis Communications officer = TOTAL HOTTIE...*panther growl*)
NOTE TO SELF - I shouldnt have flown around too long and taken massive damage in Mission 2...same with attempting the Napalm unlocking trick (considering its the most powerful goddamn weapon in the game) Cybernator Walkthrough (Part 1)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qb9NN1e9dVo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough
Were gonna need a bigger boat! This quote ring any bells or what? Based on an earlier attempt almost 12 years ago, Ive decided to orchestrate a full-on, from-the-ground-up run of the underwater action shlockfest by the already-defunct, yet-still-often-chastised LJN & the uncredited Atlus (despite the also-defunct Westone being initially subcontracted for development at the time) based on Universals iconic coastal horror film franchise, adapted from the late Peter Benchleys novel.
©LJN [RIP] / Universal Studios 1987. Developed by Atlus and/or the also-defunct Westone Bit Entertainment [RIP]. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except air use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM.
NOTICE: This full, uncut walkthrough is in NO way, form or shape intended to be a speed run! If ANY single snap judgments/insults concerning my gaming/production prowess pop up anywhere on this or future segments...DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, no questions asked!! Jaws (NES) - UNCUT 4K Walkthrough](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QmrIF7mqGss/mqdefault.jpg)
![Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)
Following the defeat of the Bio-Noid doppelganger to Hayabusa, the real Dragon Ninja follows Clancy into the interdimensional subspace rift. It then leads to yet another Bio-Noid encounter - in the form of a transmuted super-creature, whom Hayabusa eventually puts out of commission. He and Clancy cross paths yet again, resulting in their final confrontation...following another long excursion through - yep, you guessed it: THE ANCIENT SHIP OF DOOM!
©Tecmo 1991. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! Ninja Gaiden 3 [The Ancient Ship of Doom] Walkthrough (Part 3)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRLurCCNAMQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]
Continuing on with the Gym Leader takeover, here we have the poisonous ninja master and the psychic master both cowering before the unswerving might of Ash....4 down, 2 to go! And to top it off, theres even an evolution reel for the world to see!
Koga, Fuschia City / キョウ
Sabrina, Saffron City* / ナツメ
(*had to cut off early due to capturing conflicts;
please refer to and/or ignore - if necessary - the warning following Abras defeat)
©Nintendo/CREATURES/GAME FREAK[/Pokémon] 1995-99. (I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended)
NOTICE: DISCIPLINARY, NO-NONSENSE ACTIONS will be taken if a single complaint or rant is posted on the bottom regarding: A) mid-battle creature switches B) item usage C) unexpected deaths of party members Pokémon (Yellow Ver.) Kanto Gym Leader / Evolution Reel [Part C]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSWdBpRQlFY/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 - Opening Intro Reel
In celebration of the franchises 20th anniversary (considering, YET AGAIN, how much its been evolving since then), why not compile a reel of the first 2 Kingdom Hearts titles from both 02 and 05 - in terms of their post-start opening sequences. Also, despite my sworn, already-set-in-stone promise to avoid mentioning or otherwise showcasing any content based on and/or related to Disney (considering there are characters from that universe featured within - THAT IS, BEFORE THEY ACQUIRED LUCASFILM, MARVEL & FOX).... Im making an honorable exception, BUT JUST THIS ONCE. Did I forget to mention there are characters from the Final Fantasy games that also appear within?
KINGDOM HEARTS (2002) - A host of shadowy, sinister creatures, THE HEARTLESS, have destroyed the Destiny Islands on which Sora dwells alongside his companions (Riku & Kairi)...that is, after taking a raft away from the islands and later discovering the Keyblade to fend off his adversaries, and later traveling to various universes based on & inspired by numerous Disney films - hence why Sora eventually teams up with Mickey, Goofy and Donald, of course. In terms of chronology, it takes place after Birth by Sleep and before Chain of Memories, despite partially overlapping with 358/2 Days.
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (2005) - Taking place AFTER Chain of Memories & 358/2 Days, Sora and his comrades endless wars against the Heartless AND Organization XIII continue, as he learns of another race of beings including Nobodies (those who have lost their hearts to darkness, of course)...and the plot shifts to HIS OWN NOBODY, Roxas.
Songs featured - Simple and Clean / Sanctuary, aka Passion by Hikaru Utada (宇多田 ヒカル).
© Square Enix [under license from Disney and its affiliates] 2002, 05. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NONE OF THE FOLLOWING (except fair use & entertainment purposes) IS INTENDED: INFRINGEMENT/VIOLATION/PLAGIARISM. Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 - Opening Intro Reel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RbWWsWkpX0Q/mqdefault.jpg)