Uploaded September 2015 | Updated September 2026, 13 hours ago
Here's some advice for your life, in the form of a heartwarming (and probably very upsetting) fairy tale, complete with helpful illustrations. For adults. Also, bad kids.
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Probably send this to anyone you know who puts on some nonsense, self-important persona for the sole purpose of being looked at in a group of people. It's that "look at me, look at me, i'm being loud and saying things for the sake of saying them" kind of behaviour I'm mostly addressing. But I feel as though the metaphor applies to lots of situations. Also when people ingest exorbitant volumes of alcohol and suddenly become a bridge troll. You'll learn about that in a couple of years, don't worry.
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Here's some advice for your life, in the form of a heartwarming (and probably very upsetting) fairy tale, complete with helpful illustrations. For adults. Also, bad kids.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
Probably send this to anyone you know who puts on some nonsense, self-important persona for the sole purpose of being looked at in a group of people. It's that "look at me, look at me, i'm being loud and saying things for the sake of saying them" kind of behaviour I'm mostly addressing. But I feel as though the metaphor applies to lots of situations. Also when people ingest exorbitant volumes of alcohol and suddenly become a bridge troll. You'll learn about that in a couple of years, don't worry.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com










![Why Vlogging Is Uncomfortable
Here I am, telling the world the truth about vlogging, and the plight of the vloggers therein.
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I have been asked on many occasions why I choose not to film/upload video blogs more frequently, so I thought I might touch on some of the reasons why it makes me terribly uneasy.
I think many people who are self-aware (NOT self-conscious...just because I know me doesnt mean I hate me) understand some o the issues Ive addressed here, and if not, you should try harder.
Taking a break from over a month of stunts to rest my various joints and bones has prove to be a beneficial practice, as Ive already shot enough stunt footage in my absence from violence to fill videos for some time now. I enjoy pacing myself.
As well, Im aware that many of you come here to see me flap my wad of meat-mouth-flesh around so I figure, why not appeal to the less-appreciated demographic. And/or pander. Whatever.
Im surprisingly proud of this video. Typically, once Ive finished a talkie, I tend to lock it far away from my visual spectrum, because I tend to either be unabashedly judgmental or just entirely hateful of my own work. Thankfully, however, this video is something Im unnaturally pleased about. Rarely do I get the opportunity to try and drag people, kicking and flailing, into my understanding in this respect. This is uncharted territory.
Plus I edited it all nice.
Enjoi.
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