Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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another one where Willow and Mia's Dad writes what they say, what they rhyme and what their dad (Matt) throws in and rhymes.

Willow & Mia's
"Random Rhyme Time"
& Other Nonsensical Conversations

Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin, Willow & Amelia):

I can make diarrhea with my mouth
My house landed on the witch of the south

Sally just ate
50 cookies
Then she picked her nose
And ate 50 boogies

There's a magical huggie
Willow, just made
Now she's got a
Low taper fade

I love gummy bears
Yum yum yummm
It's really sweet in my
tum tum tumm

(I love to eat from my bum)

Oh look a bear! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Slrrp slerrp slerpp

I got a vase
In your face
Inside my suitcase

(I like my suit face)

The turtle
Likes to hurtle
Over the squirtle

(Eye Like Toytles)...

Doootuh dootuh dootuh doo

I was thinking
About getting 5 more slices of that
But I guess not

(Are you... Are you just doing what we're saying?)

(I think he's just typing what we're saying , because he's not even asking us anything, and he's just typing)....

Eat your tomatoe, toe mott oh
She kept falling over and over
And she didn't stop....

(Oh, she did stop)

You probably not eat it
(Why)
Nothing.
You just gotta eat it, then I'll tell you ..

Vice President Mia.

(Oh, you called me President, Thank You.

So.. pick up Mia's house

Waddle waddle woo....

(Let's see what they'll say now...)

"Kicked out of the country"

I found a beard
Everyone cheered
The meat i cooked,
I seered

Can we do the tuna thing someday?

...wouldn't you like to know weather boy..

I like to eat fruits
And an orange is an example
So I took about 50 or sixty
Samples...

Panhandle the candle
Wearing a sandal
Grabbing the handle
Meeting that guy, Randall

This is random...

Dum dum dum dum...

Here's the things I put on there
The first thing I put was
...wait, let me get the thing...

Squishy Slime Maker

A large set of Barbie Dolls
Sleepover Bear Polly Pocket
Like a purse...

Anything Kappi Bar uh...

It's hard to digest these

You're just a kid
And kids want everything in the world

Uh huh... Uh huh uh huh

Did I tell you I used to eat turkey and ketchup
I dont know what was going on, in my mind...

Was school depressing?
Yeah, but the best part is that the teacher said 6, 7, twice..

(Bruhhh)

At my school I was at the dance
Dancing with my friends
I met miss nice, and she wasn't that nice

(That's like the opposite of what her name is...)

My phone is so chopped
How's it chopped?
Can you see all the cracks?
This is chopped....

I can see your toe on the chair, yo

Jingle bells away
Sleigh... Robin laid an egg

STOP!

(I just farted... And that fell good from my bum

Stop farting at the dinner table....


No no no no no no no...

Shopping....


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