Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"One Week ...or Something" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

Jickin' the jai nuh
The jai neeze jickin'
Get some joozy jai nuh
It's finger lickin'

Tilapia dinner
Fish fish fishin'

Go through your ex's files with no lights on.
I got a harr har don.
Super smokey ganja.
I think I'll smoke this one.

Stuck in Harry's Ford
I start to pan nick
Can't catch the boogie
That i flick.
(I know the smokey man's in this one)

Like a stinging hand to the dick.
Guaranteed to justify.

You-shake-and-bake-the-cake-i-make
with vanilla.
It's the finest little flavor.
Honestly though, I-want-chocolate
Hell, even-a marble-cake-will-do-fine

[Chorus]
It's been...
One time, since you looked at me
You said (eww), and so, I said sorry..
Kay, I don't know though, I'll prob Lee go though
Then you can go on, (and fuck off), about your life
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Something, something.. One Week.. (or something).

Kay it's a weak week
You kinda stink steenk
You should probably take a shower

I know you didn't do laundry.
The smell is haunting.
Cuz it smells like booty cheeks..

You-scribble-notes-onto-a-pad
And I don't know what you're writing
It's-probably-something-stupid-and-bad
So, you can fuck off and continue fucking, fucking off

How can I help it,
When I smell your tuna trap hole.
It makes me gag, it's a red flag
So, I averted my dong pole..

[Chorus]
It's been...
One time, since you looked at me
You said (eww), and so, I said sorry..
Kay, I don't know though, I'll prob Lee go though
Then you can go on, (and fuck off), about your life
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Something, something.. One Week.. (or something).

One week or something
It's been more like 8 days,
But it's okay..
I dont give a flying fuck anyways..

I use the lyrics kind of,
And try to mess it up, but..
I don't know how Suno will make the song.
When it's fine Lee fuggin' done, done..

I think it's funny when you're mad.
Oopsie, I know I said, My Bad.
But that don't make up for the way this shit goes though..

I have a tendency to take a Pee when I Poo.
You can see through my shirt, cuz it's see through.
Now-my-nips-are-kinda-hard-
Cuz it's really frickin' cold dude..

I drink the cold dew,
but not the mountain dew
Cuz there's too much fucking sugar

You're an old dude,
You're in the nude.
Why don't you put some fucking clothes on

[Chorus]
It's been...
One time, since you looked at me
You said (eww), and so, I said sorry..
Kay, I don't know though, I'll prob Lee go though
Then you can go on, (and fuck off), about your life
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Something, something.. One Week.. (or something).

Who's the lead singer of the bare naked ladies.
It's not the same but, and I know he doesn't look like..
Even though, though. It's kind of weird though,
Why does Violent J, Guy Fieri and the dude from Smash Mouth, kind of look the same to

Take the paint off J, and spike his fucking hair up, now he's doing diners drive ins and dives, before he passed away, the lead singer from smash mouth, used to be alive..

No fucking shit bro, that's how life goes
But, some body once told me

They said life was, gonna roll me.
What do you mean, like a joint though?

Well you might as well be walking on the sun...

Where the fuck are we going with this?
I don't know.. just do the shitty core is..

[Chorus]
It's been...
One time, since you looked at me
You said (eww), and so, I said sorry..
Kay, I don't know though, I'll prob Lee go though
Then you can go on, (and fuck off), about your life
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Something, something.. One Week.. (or something).

It's still been a week or something,
Til you said you're sorry..

But I made this dumb song..
So, I'll say I'm sorry..

(Don't steal my Ferrari)

A week or something,
And yeah I'm still sorry

(Don't steal my Ferrari)

Please, I said
I'm sorry....

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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Edited by Matt G Martin with CreArt & Polish
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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