Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"YourMom.com" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

(Your, your, your...)

Your Mom dot Com
Back slash your dad
Oops I spilled your drink

My bad, my bad.

Ha, Ha! In your Face!
Gotcha, gotcha gotcha
Good grace, good grace
Wanna step?
I wish you would.

Bobbah lobbah dob dob
Get wood, got wood

[Chorus]
Your mom.
Dot com.
Come along and see.
Your face, ha ha
Stand there in disbelief.
So glad, so sad.
So rad, so rad
Your Mom dot Com
Back slash, your dad.

Why follow on a path
Of times you'll never go
Experience in periods
A trail of the unknown

Wibble wobble, bobble head
You think that you can see
Slap back, back attack, on the sack
As I mock your fam illy

Your mom's such a milf
I'd do, I'd do
Wood wood wood, wood
Dooby doo

Riff to the riff
Shifty wifty wob
Come and get a slob
Slob on the nob

Wish you would
Wish you'd flee
You wanna step?
Wanna step to me?

Chilly Willy, Wobble dob
Crab to grab
Get to the doctor
Face to the lab

Can't get it
Can't understand
Slap to the face
By the slap master hand

[Chorus]
Your mom.
Dot com.
Come along and see.
Your face, hah hah
Stand in disbelief.
So glad, so sad.
So rad, so rad
Your Mom dot Com
Back slash, your dad.

I get it in your face
Faced!! Hah hah
Got you, got you
Rad dilly slab

Shizz wiggle flobble
The Rorschach test
Jackson Pollock
On your chest

High eye, Bye guy
Flizz the wizz
Skeet skeet skatter
On the chest of jizz

Zits to tits
Cross eyed nips
Looking like Garfield
Draw the skitz

Oh ho, Woah yo
Bo yo flow
Wiff to the ziff
Of the batter blow

Got your nose
Got your face
Trace of haste
Taste the baste

You'll never know
It's over your head
Get out the room
Get in the bed

Yabba dabbuh doo
Scooby Ooby Dooby
The Dooby you smook
Higher than a troob

Uh huh
Huh yuh uh huh uh
Yup yup yup
Uh huh

Inter inter
Inter inter net noob

[Chorus]
Your mom.
Dot com.
Come along and see.
Your face, hah hah
Stand in disbelief.
So glad, so sad.
So rad, so rad
Your Mom dot Com
Back slash, your dad.

Your Mom dot Com
Your your, your.
Your Mom dot com
Your Mom dot com

Dot dot dot
Dot com

Your mom
Your mom

Up in your face.

Your Mom dot com
High haste high haste

Your Mom dot com
Your Mom dot com

So bad
So rad

Your mom
Dot com
Backslash
Your dad

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