![Mein Donkey - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment @CollectiveVarietyCrew](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JAWUdI6Rdjk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I rushed this one, because I was trying to test out the vocals. They were created on another song and I saved that one as Weird Al / Gerard Way, but idk if it sounds like either of them, here.. like it does in the original persona voice.
Anyways... Enjoy this quickie
"Mein Donkey" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Duh duh duh duh
Dun nun nun nun nuh...
I rode into zee town
Zee people gat zer round
I say hello, they say goodbye
And course it makes me frown
I'm saddled on Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey that I ride
Into the sunset, off I go
Just like cowboys from Rawhide
Rawhide!!
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Until...
Some crazy nasty lady
Came up and poked my eye
With her large bazoongas
It almost made me cry
It must have been too cold
Her pointers, pointed out
That's what caught me in the eye
And it made me shout
Oooooh weeeeeee..
Lady, won't you back off
And G T F O H
She swung her massive jowels
And her tah-tah's, they did shake
Knocking back and forth,
It flung me off my steed
Mein Donkey, Phillipe Francis
McDonk-Donk E. McCreed
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends...
I flung across the lawn
This bouncing busty broad
Got up on Mein Donkey
And rode him til he crawled
He couldn't stand up straight
The struggle in his legs
From this massive bovine
Phillipe started to beg
Hee Haw, Hee Haww
He Haw, he haw, he haw...
He Haw, he haww, he he he he
Hawwwwwww
Poor little Phillipe Francis McDonk McCreed
I've never seen such animal, crue al ih tee..
I got up from the ground and found a catapult
I ran as fast as I could and..
Knocked that fat koont into the catapult and flung her ass from here to Timbuktu...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Oh Phillipe I'll protect you
You are mein best Don Key
We'll nurse you back to health
After what that blubberella deed...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friend.. ship.. nev.. er.. eeeeeeeeeeennndss..
Hee Haww!
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#MeinDonkey #Donkey #Blubberella #Bazoongas #MyDonkey #Mein #WeirdAl #GerardWay #Timbuktu #Parody #Comedy #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum
I rushed this one, because I was trying to test out the vocals. They were created on another song and I saved that one as Weird Al / Gerard Way, but idk if it sounds like either of them, here.. like it does in the original persona voice.
Anyways... Enjoy this quickie
"Mein Donkey" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Duh duh duh duh
Dun nun nun nun nuh...
I rode into zee town
Zee people gat zer round
I say hello, they say goodbye
And course it makes me frown
I'm saddled on Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey that I ride
Into the sunset, off I go
Just like cowboys from Rawhide
Rawhide!!
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Until...
Some crazy nasty lady
Came up and poked my eye
With her large bazoongas
It almost made me cry
It must have been too cold
Her pointers, pointed out
That's what caught me in the eye
And it made me shout
Oooooh weeeeeee..
Lady, won't you back off
And G T F O H
She swung her massive jowels
And her tah-tah's, they did shake
Knocking back and forth,
It flung me off my steed
Mein Donkey, Phillipe Francis
McDonk-Donk E. McCreed
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends...
I flung across the lawn
This bouncing busty broad
Got up on Mein Donkey
And rode him til he crawled
He couldn't stand up straight
The struggle in his legs
From this massive bovine
Phillipe started to beg
Hee Haw, Hee Haww
He Haw, he haw, he haw...
He Haw, he haww, he he he he
Hawwwwwww
Poor little Phillipe Francis McDonk McCreed
I've never seen such animal, crue al ih tee..
I got up from the ground and found a catapult
I ran as fast as I could and..
Knocked that fat koont into the catapult and flung her ass from here to Timbuktu...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Oh Phillipe I'll protect you
You are mein best Don Key
We'll nurse you back to health
After what that blubberella deed...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friend.. ship.. nev.. er.. eeeeeeeeeeennndss..
Hee Haww!
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#MeinDonkey #Donkey #Blubberella #Bazoongas #MyDonkey #Mein #WeirdAl #GerardWay #Timbuktu #Parody #Comedy #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum
![Mein Donkey - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JAWUdI6Rdjk/mqdefault.jpg "Mein Donkey - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I rushed this one, because I was trying to test out the vocals. They were created on another song and I saved that one as Weird Al / Gerard Way, but idk if it sounds like either of them, here.. like it does in the original persona voice.
Anyways... Enjoy this quickie
Mein Donkey - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Duh duh duh duh
Dun nun nun nun nuh...
I rode into zee town
Zee people gat zer round
I say hello, they say goodbye
And course it makes me frown
Im saddled on Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey that I ride
Into the sunset, off I go
Just like cowboys from Rawhide
Rawhide!!
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Until...
Some crazy nasty lady
Came up and poked my eye
With her large bazoongas
It almost made me cry
It must have been too cold
Her pointers, pointed out
Thats what caught me in the eye
And it made me shout
Oooooh weeeeeee..
Lady, wont you back off
And G T F O H
She swung her massive jowels
And her tah-tahs, they did shake
Knocking back and forth,
It flung me off my steed
Mein Donkey, Phillipe Francis
McDonk-Donk E. McCreed
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends...
I flung across the lawn
This bouncing busty broad
Got up on Mein Donkey
And rode him til he crawled
He couldnt stand up straight
The struggle in his legs
From this massive bovine
Phillipe started to beg
Hee Haw, Hee Haww
He Haw, he haw, he haw...
He Haw, he haww, he he he he
Hawwwwwww
Poor little Phillipe Francis McDonk McCreed
Ive never seen such animal, crue al ih tee..
I got up from the ground and found a catapult
I ran as fast as I could and..
Knocked that fat koont into the catapult and flung her ass from here to Timbuktu...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friendship never ends
Oh Phillipe Ill protect you
You are mein best Don Key
Well nurse you back to health
After what that blubberella deed...
[Chorus]
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Mein little furry friend
Mein Donkey
Mein Donkey
Our friend.. ship.. nev.. er.. eeeeeeeeeeennndss..
Hee Haww!
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#MeinDonkey #Donkey #Blubberella #Bazoongas #MyDonkey #Mein #WeirdAl #GerardWay #Timbuktu #Parody #Comedy #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum")
![Poop In My Diaper - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JEAKtLnB5C0/mqdefault.jpg "Poop In My Diaper - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
A funny song written by Amelia, about a baby with issues.
Lyrics (Written by Amelia Martinez):
Polly bum bum
buh buh baby
my poop likes to go
tooty scooty
I poop in my diaper
poop poop poop
birth was in the 90s
poop poop oop
pooooooooooooooooop
wahhhh
poooooooooooop
ooh yeah yeah ooh
fart
Polly bum bum
buh buh baby
my poop likes to go
tooty scooty
I poop in my diaper
poop poop poop
birth was in the 90s
poop poop oop
pooooooooooooooooop
wahhhh
poooooooooooop
ooh yeah yeah ooh
fart
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#Baby #Crib #Poopy #Poop #Diaper #randumENT #cVc #DonnaAI #AIMusic #AISong #randumKids")
![The Sexual Simian - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JNNI0ZsewE4/mqdefault.jpg "The Sexual Simian - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Based on the character, Teen Ape. Created by Chris Seaver, Low Budget Pictures & Warlock Home Video, as well as phrases and situations mentioned in this track, that were created by Chris Seaver.
The song is written by LBP/Warlock Fan, Matt Martin.
The Sexual Simian - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Oh, well he walks with a swagger
you can not deny
Making all the fine honeys
Wet between the thighs
With words so fierce
Hell make you cream your jeans
Oh, uhh
All the men wanna be him
And hes every womans wildest dream
[Chorus]
Rock that bone,
with the electric pelvic thrust
The Sexual Simian,
Fill you up with the nut hes about to bust
10 gallons of Monk Spunk
Pouring down your gullet
Filling your gash and your juicy butt
When Teen Ape Arrives, Everyone bows
Here to plow whisker biscuits
Like a barbarian on the prowl
The Monkey Mans got the plan
Plowing Trim across the land
If he offers you his hand
An Eiffel Tower is on demand
Throwing feces in your face
If you give him your disgrace
Bonejack is on the case
And Choach can fucking suck it....
....
[Chorus]
Rock that bone,
with the electric pelvic thrust
The Sexual Simian,
Fill you up with the nut hes about to bust
10 gallons of Monk Spunk
Pouring down your gullet
Filling your gash and your juicy butt
Knocking knockers everywhere
Slap you around, piss in your hair
Pull you up to the chair
Peter Billingsly dont care
Teen Apes got a background
Forged in fire and ice
Black Ops, Nazi Killer
Goblin Hunter, on an epic quest of might
Laying waste to every gash he leaves behind
Fuck there bodies and toying with their mind
Poetry set in motion, with the words that he speaks
A firm tight grip on their booty cheeks
[Chorus]
Rock that bone,
with the electric pelvic thrust
The Sexual Simian,
Fill you up with the nut hes about to bust
10 gallons of Monk Spunk
Pouring down your gullet
Filling your gash and your juicy butt
Travel space and time
With his wrist watch time machine
Boning sweet tight bovines
Of every century
Far and wide,
his conquest can not be stopped
Ancient hoes from the past
And modern cannon fodder
Caught in the crossfire of his
Apeage appendage slaughter
Teen Apes the king
Making all your panties drop
No One can dethrone him
Hes the cream of the crop
Hes got that poon on lock...
[Chorus]
Rock that bone,
with the electric pelvic thrust
The Sexual Simian,
Fill you up with the nut hes about to bust
10 gallons of Monk Spunk
Pouring down your gullet
Filling your gash and your juicy butt
Yeah
That juicy butt
TeenApe
© Low Budget Pictures & Warlock Home Video
Lyrics & Audio
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
#TeenApe #LowBudgetPictures #LBP #WarlockHomeVideo #ChrisSeaver #CaseyBowker #Comedy #Parody #Satire #randumENT #FanSong #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #cVc
Original Teen Ape Created by Chris Seaver in 1991, in the early 2020s or so, people made Teen Ape NFTs, Chris Seaverss Teen Ape is not associated with those and the NFTs are not related to the Original Teen Ape.
#nft #nfts #nftart #nftartist
#nftcollector #nftcollectors
#nftcommunity #nftdrop
#nftdrops #nftgiveaway #nftproject
#ethnft #TAG #TAGmoon #ApeFollowApe
#teenapegang #TeenApeCrew")
![Be Kind. Rewind. - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Juoxqq5x8u0/mqdefault.jpg "Be Kind. Rewind. - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Be Kind. Rewind. - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I I I I yie yie I yie eye
Ye onto thee
Unto the sea
I come in peace
Nigh Nigh Nigh
Theres something Id like to see
You and me
A merry band of glee
In my eye
In my mind
You and I
Time to find
Time for us
Time to spend
You and me
Were still friends
Call call call
Come back, in side
Null and void
You are mine
Be kind.
Rewind.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Vrrrrrrrrr vroom vroom
Errrrrrrrrrrrhhh
Room, room room
A room for us
Just us two
You and me
Take off your shoes
Kick your feet up
Lets relax
A future we made
Based on our past
Re re re, wined
Lets go back (lets go back)
In time (bye bye)
In time (hi, hi hi)
Rrrrrrrrrrr
Vrrrrrrrrr vroom vroom vroom
Hi, hi hi hi
You missed me
I missed you
We can start over
With something new
Base our future
Off our past
Become new friends
Where, We can last
Hi hi hi
No time to say goodbye
I know why
But, please dont cry
Hee hee hee
Lets have fun
Lets be free
Lets start over
You and me
Vrrrrrrr re re re
Room room room
Vrrrrrrrr vroo vroo vroom
New new new
Lets be kind
Lets rewind
Lets start over
A whole new time
Lets endure
Something new
Youre my best friend
And, I love you
New new new
Snu snu snu
Snookie ookie bumpkins
Snookie ookie you
Snookie ookie lumpkins
Yummy yummy strue
Streusel topping
Filled with love
You and I
A new time of stuff
Hee hi hee hi (hi hi)
Vroom vroom vroom
Be kind (be kind)
Rewind (rewind)
Go back (go back)
Lets rewind
Go back (go back)
Restart our time
Rewind.
#BeKindRewind #BeKind #Rewind #Relationship #Past #Future #Love #Boyfriend #Girlfriend #Husband #Wife #XOXO #StartOver #cVc #randumENT #MattMartinLyrics #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumEntertainment #Suno #AI #SunoAI #AIMusic #AISong")
![Rare Are You? - Ralter Wisp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K1PlYIY_Cys/mqdefault.jpg "Rare Are You? - Ralter Wisp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Rare Are You? - Ralter Wisp III
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I knorw dis crazy rife
Re get so trist ed deep in sride
But I cant din rye. It make me cry...
[Chorus]
Oh, dares some ting wrong about you
But it make me feel true
I just cant riv wif out you
When yurr gone away, I call out and say..
Rare are you?
(Hmmm rare are you?)
My mind is not a eeze
I go in huntin true some twees
Cuz Im a stwong man ree man (uh huh)
Im stroe win on my brike
Maybe sometimes at night
Cuz I dont giv a fruck
Come get me muggers
Some bums and some nerds
I can beat the cospray off yurr face
I dont even know
Where I go wif diss song
I got a rittle off topic
So I guess I go back to da chorus...
[Chorus]
Oh, dares some ting wrong about you
But it make me feel true
I just cant riv wif out you
When yurr gone away, I call out and say..
Rare are you?
Oh yeah, I remember...
Rare are you?
I rong for yurr touch
I ruv you a bunch
Preeze come back and kiss me
Oh honey pie
We ruv eachuvver til we die
I can not go on wif out you
Tell me preeze
Rare are yoooouu
Oh woah....
[Chorus]
Oh, dares some ting wrong about you
But it make me feel true
I just cant riv wif out you
When yurr gone away, I call out and say..
Rare are you?
Preeze oh preeze oh preeze
Rare are you?
Come home too night
Rare are you?
Oh woah woah
Rare are you?
Come home...
Rare.
Are.
You?
#WhereAreYou #Satire #Parody #Comedy #Country #CountryMusic #ParodyMusic #AI #AIMusic #AISong #Suno #SunoAI #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #Lisp #SpeechImpediment")
![Merry-Go-Round (O.C. Version) - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ks4C4yU5Nu8/mqdefault.jpg "Merry-Go-Round (O.C. Version) - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
This version is much closer than the previous Merry Go Round song. This one is from me humming and singing the lyrics into Suno. The concept of this song existed around when I was like 12 years old or so... maybe even 10. But, I never had a means to make it, until now.
Again, the only original part is the chorus and the beat, all other lyrics I wrote now, in 2025.
The O.C. (Original Concept) Version
Merry-Go-Round - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
[Chorus]
Its like a Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead (What?)
Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead.
lost
Divided
Shattered
Controlled
Spinning
Gone
Under
The hold
Dont know
Wont know
Let go
Inside
Your mind
Echoes
Two, three, four
[Chorus]
Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead (What?)
Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead.
Whipping
And lashing
Stumble
Absurd
Never
An ending
Breaking
The curse
Follow
Relinquish
Give into
The grip
Spinning
And turning
Beginning
To slip
Let go...
[Chorus]
Its like a Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead (What?)
Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead.
Merry-Go
Merry-Go
Round round round
[Chorus]
like a Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead (What?)
Merry-Go-Round
Its going round in your head
Going round in your head
Til you are dead.
What?
Til you are dead.
What? (What?)
Til you are dead..
Merry
Go round
Round in your head
Merry
Go round
Until
Your dead.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
based on a concept over 20 years old.
#MerryGoRound #Carousel #Carnival #Circus #Fair #Fairground #Clown #Metal #Jingle #MattMartinLyrics #MattGMartin #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #tXrecords #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #Suno #20YearsOld")
![Which Witch? - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KznXOSUhMbQ/mqdefault.jpg "Which Witch? - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Which Witch? - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Woggle woggle Woogle woo...
Woo woooo...
Woggle woggle Woogle woo...
Which Witch has a Twitch?
Streaming the fact, that
She can make a sandwich..
Which Witch got a switch,
Beat ing yurr ass
Still streaming on Twitch.
Filthy Witch
Filthy Bitch
Got a new cut,
Time to stitch
Hurts like a bitch
On the balloon butt
Hooooooooo haaaaaa oooooh
[Chorus]
Which Witch is the snitch?
Which Witch is the Bitch?
Which Witch has a stitch?
Which Witch made the sandwich?
I dunno who and I dunno why
Dont make apple pie with the apples she supplies
Dont knock on her door, dont take her can dee
Zipping round on a broom and acting man neek
(Uhh hhhhuuuuuuuhh)
Which Witch?
Which Witch.
Collective, a line up..
Point to, the one you recognize
Green Face or Crooked Frame
Or the one with the black eyes
The cackles like jackals (more like hyenas)
Their giddy and gloom
Hey Which Witch was it?
The one with the Broom?
No Room, No Room
Get all of them, out
A drive by, fly by
Put your left foot in and shake it all about
Its not Halloween
Get out of the scene
Youre acting obscene
Dont make me call Mister Clean
(Scrubbing Bubbles, Bitch)
Hmmm..
[Chorus]
Which Witch is the snitch?
Which Witch is the Bitch?
Which Witch has a stitch?
Which Witch made the sandwich?
I dunno who and I dunno why
Dont make apple pie with the apples she supplies
Dont knock on her door, dont take her can dee
Zipping round on a broom and acting man neek
(Uhh hhhhuuuuuuuhh)
Which Witch?
Which Witch.
Oh no, its true
Theres double of you
Double double, Toilet trouble
Now plunge out the poo..
Dont use the broom..
What will that do?
Stop casting a spell
Just plunge it, you fool..
Which Witch left the dooky?
The poopy surprise.
Who was the last to have corn
It was hidden inside...
(What a shitty situation this has become.)
Hmmm? Who?
Hmm, Who?
Hmmm hmmm hmmm, who?
Hmmm? Who?
Hmm, Who?
Hmmm hmmm hmmm, who?
Hmmm? Who?
Hmm, Who?
Hmmm hmmm hmmm, who?
Ski in a rink
With pinky dinkk
Ski in a rink, with room
Ski in a rink
With panky stank
Skin in a rink with b-youbs
(You Toobs)
Wait.. did we ever find out which witch it was?
Nah nooooooo
[Chorus]
Which Witch is the the snitch?
Which Witch is the Bitch?
Which Witch has a stitch?
Which Witch made the sandwich?
I dunno who and I dunno why
Dont make apple pie with the apples she supplies
Dont knock on her door, dont take her can dee
Zipping round on a broom and acting man neek
(Uhh hhhhuuuuuuuhh)
Which Witch?
Which Witch.
This dumb mutha fucker
Dont know how to spell which
W-H-I-C-H
Instead hes so dumb,
A dumb little bitch that spells
W-I-T-C-H
Wad a ton
Of the tee pee
Shoved it down the toilet
Has a tiny pee pee
Wadding ton
Fender is shit,
Who gives a fuck,
I never mentioned it...
(Man, thats methed up... You know hes on crakk)
Which Witch gave him crakk?
Whys he smoke that?
He has a bad back
And his riffs sound like crap
Dum dum dum
Dum dum in breed
Ha ha ha
The witch made him sneeze
But.. which witch was it?
Dunnn dunnn
[Chorus]
Which Witch is the the snitch?
Which Witch is the Bitch?
Which Witch has a stitch?
Which Witch made the sandwich?
I dunno who and I dunno why
Dont make apple pie with the apples she supplies
Dont knock on her door, dont take her can dee
Zipping round on a broom and acting man neek
(Uhh hhhhuuuuuuuhh)
Which Witch?
Which Witch.
Which Witch,
Wuh wuh witch witch
Wuh wuh which which
Which Witch,
Wuh wuh witch witch
Wuh wuh which which
Which Witch,
Wuh wuh witch witch
Wuh wuh which which
Which...... Witch.......
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Edited by Matt G Martin with CreArt & Polish
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![The Ol Dick Twist - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LSwjd1Bqpcc/mqdefault.jpg "The Ol Dick Twist - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Know Your Meme:
Grab His Dick and Twist It, continued Twist That Dick! The Ol Dick Twist, is a catchphrase and viral video taken at an MMA fight in which a male fan was shouting for the fighter to twist the other guys penis, calling it, the old dick twist. The clip was recorded by another crowd member who was egging him on while also being confused. The original video was posted on Twitter in 2018, soon spreading as a meme to YouTube, TikTok and elsewhere going into the 2020s.
Origin:
On August 28th, 2018, Twitter user @davemmadden posted a video (since-deleted) that was taken at an MMA fight in which a man in the audience screamed, Grab his dick and twist it! @davemmadden egged him on in the video, at first playing into the bit but then breaking character when the man said, The ol dick twist!
Although the tweet has since been deleted, quote retweets of @davemmaddens tweet still exist, like one posted by Twitter user @Spacegoddave on August 28th. 2018. On August 29th, the Instagram account @franktrigg reposted the video and tagged @davemmadden in the description. On October 10th, a screen recording of @davemmaddens original clip was posted by Twitter user @DAVEYspeakss, showing that the video had gained roughly 115,000 likes in two weeks.
The Ol Dick Twist - Collective Variety Crew
There are No Actual Lyrics, but Matt Martin extended Parts to fill it out more like a song through Suno. Here are the Lyrics:
[Spoken]
[Voice 1]
Grab his dick and twist it!
[Spoken]
[Voice 2]
Oh my god, this is an MMA fight, dude. Too much.
[Spoken]
[Voice 1]
You twist that dick!
[Spoken]
[Voice 2]
Twist his dick!
[Spoken]
[Voice 1]
Twist his dick!
[Spoken]
[Voice 2]
(Oh my god dude)
(Oh my god)
[Spoken]
[Voice 1]
The ol dick twist!
Twist that dick!
Grab his dick and Twists
Its an MMA Fight
You Twist that dick!
Give em the ol dick twist.
(Twist that dick)
Grab his dick and twist it
(Twist that dick)
Twist his dick.
(Twist. That. Dick.)
[Instrumental]
© 2018 @davemmadden
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![Dodgeball Weekend - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mo6mvjH5o88/mqdefault.jpg "Dodgeball Weekend - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
🤷
Dodgeball Weekend - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Well, hey there Mamacita
Lets get a margarita
Hi, my name is Pete-uh
Well eat some bread, like Pita
Chyuh chyuh
Huh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh-duh-dun
Uh ringuh ding tin
Check out my grin
Chivalrous dude. With a
Bruce Campbell like Chin
Kicking the ball
You hit me in the shin
Oh wow wow
Dont do that shit again
[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no
Black eyes, cat eyes
Underneath the moon
We can lie in bed. And
Ill be the small spoon
Clear up.
All abbreviations
With my fingers,
Ill be paintin
Call me, call me.
Call me Bob Ross.
Chili sauce
Burrito supreme
In my Dodge neon
Eating all the ice cream
You challenge
My authori-tie
In a formal suit,
With combat boots on the side
Kick it.
[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no
Cruising
Were bruising
Choosing
The path
Adding
Dividing
Subtracting
The math
Killin it-killin it-killin it now
Killin it-killin it-killin it now
Slay queen, yaas King
Were taking them down
Let it go,
Let it go on the weekend
Now we drove
Drove to see Big Ben
We got in our car
In the U S A
We drove so far
Now were in the U K
Speed across the water
Fly up from a ramp
But our car got stuck now
Up on top a lamp...
Here it comes...
[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no
Ping ping
Another face shot
Oww mudder fugger
Nows the only chance I got
My turn my turn
Hit reverse
Ill hit you so hard
Itll put you in a hearse
Wine-dup wine-dup
Here I go....
Aww shizz I missed
You got it back..
PING (ohhhh)
[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
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![Jibbuh Rishh - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MsgM285ZMV8/mqdefault.jpg "Jibbuh Rishh - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
This is how A.I. reads Gibberish...
Jibbuh Rishh - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
higgle higgle giggle pop!
sjdjfb rbdjsks ppwk rbdjsks
jsjdjbrielandbrrb
burb burb bakaah bakaah burb
nvveoskebvejskalsldn
bdjdkejbr lsbrbrvsjsk jehvejwks
[Chorus]
hsjsonebeisi
hwijwbehjs
powjennsksoans
jbveusikabdbe
hiwiahvwuw
owheh oahbekh
boooooooohbhhhhhhhhh
kahhhhaaa kahhhaaa
uh oh whaaaaah yehhh
ksobdospamdb
bvtvcxuxudi
papjdbdb... msnsp... lwbrbbrosls
jdbbdjssj
brkwkmsvdbeh nsbejwknsbeb
osjbvevwhaj nvsgsy
cdyhdlgsgk
[Chorus]
hsjsonebeisi
hwijwbehjs
powjennsksoans
jbveusikabdbe
hiwiahvwuw
owheh oahbekh
gidudufivivyseor hif7uf
g8d7797 kvixuoidud
vixydyifs5digood viviux
povkdicv fhj5yyxgjb hfhgf
&&&&&&&&&&&&
&&& &&&& &&&&
eh eh eh
eh eh eh eh
eh eh eh eh
huuuuhhhhhhhh
jsvsjwjwj
ohogidufkcjcucucu
bhjfgkj hdhkbgy bgjkfd
vkggjighjj khifujvti gksqoodho
vkttig dgkdjibreh dhkgdt fifth
kofikc ... fiise6obfdy
chdrinv gdhkpsgnvdt hxyhdy
fkdjufyigg vidfnkpgsd
ha hoo.. uh huh Uh huh
cldjgf bzildt jsrujf
glfdujf kodyov dypsqhntb
[Chorus]
hsjsonebeisi
hwijwbehjs
powjennsksoans
jbveusikabdbe
hiwiahvwuw
owheh oahbekh
paojdjs paooab pqkabb
gwiwhw goabsvs gawkneb
posbhwiw posbhwiw pobsbh
hkwbwj hibsbbs hohsbsj huh huh huh
jibbuh jibbuh jibbuh rishhhhhh
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![The End Of Days - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/N-tzC6UN9ag/mqdefault.jpg "The End Of Days - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
how my cat reacts when I have to monitor her food, because she eats too much to the point of throwing up... its always the end of the world, so she gets our other cat and brings her to us to look cute and adorable, so they get num nums...
plus, I havent made a kid friendly song for my kids in awhile lol so... theres no swearing and this is more tame.
The End Of Days - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
(yo, yo, yo ho ho)
[Instrumental]
Prep time
(Dont forget, extra cups)
My guy
(Giving me belly rubs)
Stocked cans
(Filled up with nummy nums)
One plan
(Survive and have funny fun)
2. 3. 4.
I dont want to go on
(Its like abuse, yeah)
This is such a sham
(Cut off the caboose, yeah)
Hidden from my sight
(Where is my food, man)
Got it locked tight
(I need a new plan)
[Chorus]
The mans got it locked up
Like the end of days
Not having my way
Get my friend to say
(Hey, hey, myoww)
Bring the food back out
I just wanna chow down
Like, fifty more times now
(Yeah).
Yeah, yeah.
(Yeah).
Starved out.
Like the End of Days.
The big boots walking by
Should I bail and run
I know I eat too much
But, I eat in boredom
Ill be back and forth
While I track the amount
I see it on the floor
And were down for the count
...open cans, from the man
Get it sooner.
When the lady comes around,
We get tuna.
Num num nums...
[Chorus]
The mans got it locked up
Like the end of days
Not having my way
Get my friend to say
(Hey, hey, myoww)
Bring the food back out
I just wanna chow down
Like, fifty more times now
(Yeah).
Yeah, yeah.
(Yeah).
Starved out.
Like the End of Days.
Gotta get a way
To get their attention
Pulling at the hair
And dont even mention
Rip apart the floor
Claw at the door
Ill be coming around for more
Make you trip, and get sore
Running back and forth
For the fun fun
Staring out the window
At the sun sun
Im so freegin bored
I want num nums
Then Ill sleep around
Like a bum bum.
Bum bum bum...
[Chorus]
The mans got it locked up
Like the end of days
Not having my way
Get my friend to say
(Hey, hey, myoww)
Bring the food back out
I just wanna chow down
Like, fifty more times now
(Yeah).
Yeah, yeah.
(Yeah).
Starved out.
Like the End of Days.
Cuz its the end of days
I dont get my way
Ill just sit and wait
Til I see the plate
Until I got the bowl full
The water too
Im gonna, Im gonna
Gonna bug you
Rip, scratch, tear down the walls
Running up the wall, and down the hall
Nip nip trip, jamming out all night.
Wait, he put the food out, super tight.
Tight tight.
Tight tight tight.
[Chorus]
The mans got it left out
Its not the end of days
We have it our way
Got my friend to say
(Hey, hey, myoww)
Keep the food out
Im gonna chow down
Like, fifty more times now
(Yeah).
Now, now now.
(Yeah). Now.
Now now, now. Now now.
Not, Starved out.
Its not the End of Days..
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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Made with Suno
Photo Made with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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