Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Dodgeball Weekend" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Well, hey there Mamacita
Let's get a margarita
Hi, my name is Pete-uh
We'll eat some bread, like Pita

Chyuh chyuh
Huh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh-duh-dun

Uh ringuh ding tin
Check out my grin
Chivalrous dude. With a
Bruce Campbell like Chin

Kicking the ball
You hit me in the shin
Oh wow wow
Don't do that shit again

[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no

Black eyes, cat eyes
Underneath the moon
We can lie in bed. And
I'll be the small spoon

Clear up.
All abbreviations
With my fingers,
I'll be paintin'

Call me, call me.
Call me Bob Ross.

Chili sauce
Burrito supreme
In my Dodge neon
Eating all the ice cream

You challenge
My authori-tie
In a formal suit,
With combat boots on the side

Kick it.

[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no

Cruising
We're bruising
Choosing
The path

Adding
Dividing
Subtracting
The math

Killin it-killin it-killin it now
Killin it-killin it-killin it now
Slay queen, yaas King
We're taking them down

Let it go,
Let it go on the weekend
Now we drove
Drove to see Big Ben

We got in our car
In the U S A
We drove so far
Now we're in the U K

Speed across the water
Fly up from a ramp
But our car got stuck now
Up on top a lamp...

Here it comes...

[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no

Ping ping
Another face shot
Oww mudder fugger
Now's the only chance I got

My turn my turn
Hit reverse
I'll hit you so hard
It'll put you in a hearse

Wine-dup wine-dup
Here I go....
Aww shizz I missed

You got it back..
PING (ohhhh)

[Chorus]
With the Dodgeball
You hit me in the shnozz (oh)
Pinging stinging pain
My eyes teer up like. Ron Old
Come and meet McDonald
The weekend at full throttle
Oh no, here it comes again (oh)
No-no-no-no-no-no

No.
No.
No.
No.
No.

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