Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
"If I Can't Suck You" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
As a Parody to Alicia Keys' song, If I Ain't Got You.
Parodied by Noah Davis in a Short Video, and expanded upon here.
Originally Released July 19, 2025
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"If I Can't Suck You" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
As a Parody to Alicia Keys' song, If I Ain't Got You.
Parodied by Noah Davis in a Short Video, and expanded upon here.
Originally Released July 19, 2025
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![ButtOx - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ou34tacsVCQ/mqdefault.jpg "ButtOx - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
random shit that I heard, led to this... enjoy
ButtOx - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Shes got the
Butt of an ox
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Shes got the
Butt of an ox
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Ox butt,
buttocks
Sick fuxx
Butt crocs
Big socks
Small rocks
Big bucks
Butt dust
Ol Dusty Butt. Ol Dusty Butt.
(Dust, dust, butt-butt, buh buh buh butt-butt)
Buhrappi-dappi-dappi-dappi-dappy (rrrrrrrrrl)
Red Foxx, Soda pop
Ree ree ree
Mothers fathers brothers daughter
Fam illy tree
Big ol chunkus rumpus
Stewing out some grief
Belly rumbling, somethings bubbling
Partly fartly beef
Fuzzy wuzzy wuzza bear
Hairy, from crack to teep
Heres the steeple, heres the people
Steepled in the steep
She got that...
Butt of an ox
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Got that...
Butt of an ox
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Buttocks.
What?
Saving lieutenant Dan
I got some ice cream for you
Here it is, held in my hand
Hey hey?
Lieutenant Dan?
Lou Lou, Lou Lou
Lieutenant Dan?
Helter skelter
Run to the shelter
Shmelter pelter
Off on a welter
Rain land
Come take my hand
Shake the ox ish dump trunk
Bounce if cross the land
Richter scale
Hit the Richter scale
Shockwaves
Attracting all the males
Big Ol Ox Butt.
She get it, get it
Got the
Butt of an ox
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
Butt of an ox,
Butt of an ox (Ox butt)
What what what what what what
Ox butt
What what what what what what
Ox butt
What what what what what what
Ox butt
[Talking]
Yo girl, that buttocks be stanky
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Buttocks #ButtOx #Butt #Ox #OxButt #Parody #Comedy #Satire #Buttcheeks #LieutenantDan #HelterSkelter #Booty #RichterScale #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #Suno #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics")
![BFBHB - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OvvZmMXLjGc/mqdefault.jpg "BFBHB - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
BFBHB - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Big Fat Ball Headed Bitch.
(Doww! Ha!)
Wump wump womp womp
(Doot uh doot Doo Doo)
See you there, see you there,
With no hair
Walking by look at me,
Care Bear Stare
Why you looking,
So damn creepy..
Im gonna pee pee on these creepies.
[Chorus]
Maybe,
Its cold outside
No hide, no ride
There you go, walking by
Buh by bye
Loading up, heavy coat
No stress
As you strut in the cold
No hat, set
Upon your head,
Wake the dead
Its so damn chilly,
Bare head willy nilly
You big Fat.. Bald Headed Bitch
[Post Chorus x2]
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald Headed Bitch
Bald Headed Bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (bitch)
Go through life
Chrome dome
Head to work,
Head to home
No warmth,
Upon your head
Shaved, bald, shiny
But, you look well fed
Pump your chest up,
Walk the streets
Walk the night,
In boxer briefs
Strutting hard,
Then run around
Dropping little turd nuggets,
All around town
Pffffft oomph
Omph uh, loomph uh, Doopity Doo, I dropped another nugget of poo.
[Chorus]
Maybe,
Its cold outside
No hide, no ride
There you go, walking by
Buh by bye
Loading up, heavy coat
No stress
As you strut in the cold
No hat, set
Upon your head,
Wake the dead
Its so damn chilly,
Bare head willy nilly
You big Fat.. Bald Headed Bitch
[Post Chorus x2]
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald Headed Bitch
Bald Headed Bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (bitch)
Burger bitch
Burger with cheese
Slap the cheese on your bald head
Slap your knees
My patella,
Hear it crack
When I stand up
Oomph, muh back...
Get Back, Damn You
Wocka wocka
Wocka flame
Now youre strutting,
In the rain
What a Shame
What a pity
You move on,
Flee from this city
City wok,
shitty wok
Walk the walk
And talk the talk
Hold my sock
Smelling like corn chips
Dust it off,
Wear it again, griff
Grifter mifter
Twisted sister
Were not gonna take it
Pop, the blister...
Eww ew.. Gross
[Chorus]
Maybe,
Its cold outside
No hide, no ride
There you go, walking by
Buh by bye
Loading up, heavy coat
No stress
As you strut in the cold
No hat, set
Upon your head,
Wake the dead
Its so damn chilly,
Bare head willy nilly
You big Fat.. Bald Headed Bitch
[Post Chorus x2]
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald headed Bitch
Bald headed Bitch
Big Fat
Bald Headed Bitch
Bald Headed Bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (bitch)
Buh bitch, bitch bitch
Bitch Ehhhzz uhh
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#BFBHB #BigFat #BaldHead #Bitch #BigFatBaldHeadedBitch #Comedy #Parody #Satire #Fat #Bald #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #MattGMartin #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CareBearStare #WockaFlockaFlame #Cheeseburger #CityWok #OompaLoompa")
![Gone to Rio - Walter Risp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P4LIUkjousY/mqdefault.jpg "Gone to Rio - Walter Risp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Gone to Rio (Gonorrhea) - Walter Risp III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
In my mind, sometimes
I recall your face
All the things youd do
To my private place
The way your lips
Smiled bright
The naughty things
Theyd do at night
Never getting in a fight
We bonded close
You were thicc and tight
[Chorus]
But shes gone to Rio
Still on my mind
Gave me gonorrhea
And Im going blind
I fell for you
You were the one
All the things we had said and done
But now I have this burning feel
When I pee, the pains unreal
Yeah, Shes gone to Rio
And I Got, Gono-Rio...
Doggy style or 69
Every way
It was so sublime
Time after time
It blew my mind
When I blew my load
On your inner thigh
Cuz we didnt want kids
My pull-out game, was strong
Every position we did
Instant woody, when you wore that thong
I wanted you,
I needed it bad
Your were a beefy girl
Reminded me of my dad
Your hairy knuckles
And callused hands
Around my schlong
It was pure romance...
[Chorus]
But shes gone to Rio
Still on my mind
Gave me gonorrhea
And Im going blind
I fell for you
You were the one
All the things we had said and done
But now I have this burning feel
When I pee, the pains unreal
Yeah, Shes gone to Rio
And I Got, Gono-Rio...
Pulled my foreskin back
And she slurped the cheese
As Im looking down
At you, on your knees
That twinkle in
Your lazy eye
As it watched the wall
The other locked to mine
A gaze wed share
It drove me wild
Your creamy lips
When you smiled
Like, you ate peanut butter
Hearing your lips smack
After I busted a huge
Load in your trap...
[Chorus]
But shes gone to Rio
Still on my mind
Gave me gonorrhea
And Im going blind
I fell for you
You were the one
All the things we had said and done
But now I have this burning feel
When I pee, the pains unreal
Yeah, Shes gone to Rio
And I Got, Gono-Rio...
I sit alone
Youre far away
Your little snatch
Gave me gono-ree-aye
Plus, Ive been
itching hard
Its probably crabs
But theres also discharge
So its probably...
Gono-rhea
Still on my mind
Gave me gonorrhea
And Im going blind
I fell for you
You were the one
All the things we had
said and done
But now I have
this burning feel
When I pee,
the pains unreal...
Yeah, Shes Gone to Rio
I cant define
I Got gonorrhea
And Im going blind...
But youre on my mind...
That sweet behind
Still on my mind
That coochies fine...
Except for..
The Gon-Uh-Reah....
[Talking]
Ugh... Fukk, this burns...
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Performed by Walter Risp III aka Ralter Wisp III
Based from Previous songs CTQ (Cunt Tree Queef) and Rare are You.
#GoneToRio #Rio #Gonorrhea #Gono #STD #Satire #Comedy #Parody #Country #CountryMusic #WheelerWalkerJr #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #Suno")
![OK Boomer - Sygma Boi | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PCobGcJzx7Q/mqdefault.jpg "OK Boomer - Sygma Boi | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
OK Boomer - Sygma Boi
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
High key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
High Key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
High key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
High Key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
Low key (what?)
Nap. Dirt
Yo, you cappin
(OK Boomer)
That shit slappin
(Woah Boomer)
I be nappin
(Get Zoomer)
Why you cappin?
(Woke humor)
Slay slay
(Drip drip)
Err day in the whip
This shih slappin
(OK Boomer)
Why you cappin?
Get turnt
Girl you twerk
Drip on fleek
Make it work
In the sheets
Keep it (skrrt)
Makin all the chedduh
Savage GOAT
make it bettuh
Get a coat
Not a sweatuh
Im the GOAT
Stan, send a lettuh
[Chorus]
What? (Skrrt)
Boomer (swerve)
Gang gang on fleek
(Make it twerk)
OK Boomer
Cappin words
Slay slay
This shit slaps
Bae bae
The Boomer Caps
Yo, why you cappin?
(Skrrt skrrt)
Why you cappin?
(Swerve skrrt)
OK Boomer
Like you know
Tell me shih
That shits old
You doh no
What you say
My shih slaps
My shih slay
Yo, skrrt
Skeet skeet
Skrrt
Make it slap
Bans on my shirt
Your shih sus
Check the vibe
My shih sass
In my ride
In the whip
Bussin loud
Smokin loud
My momma proud
In a cloud
Get it now
Boomer Cappin
In a crowd
[Chorus]
What? (Skrrt)
Boomer (swerve)
Gang gang on fleek
(Make it twerk)
OK Boomer
Cappin words
Slay slay
This shit slaps
Bae bae
The Boomer Caps
Get the guap
Drinkin lean
Drop the top
Keep it clean
Act a fool
She got that cake
Fried, Im flossin
Sneaky snake
Aight, bet
Got the rizz
Sygma Boi
In the bizz
Out my face
You a Karen
Jelly Boomer
Bish aint Sharin
This shih lit
Im the boss
Skeet skrrt skeet
Twerk and floss
Got the bands
Mood A F
Hit the dro
Cringe, you ghost
Cheugy Boomer
Get out my face
Hit the plug
Done with haste
Slap the taste
Out yo mouth
Your shih mid
Heading south
Now Im out
Skrrt the whip
Decked in ice
Got that drip
High key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
Low Key (what?)
Nap. Dirt
High key (what?)
Yup. Skrrt
Low key (what?)
Nap. Dirt
Okay Boomer
You a simp
Do it for the plot
Skrrt the whip
#Satire #Comedy #Spoof #Parody #MumbleRap #Mumble #SigmaBoy #asigma #SygmaBoi #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #Suno #SunoAI #rap #hiphop")
![Nutbuster - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PeNMl1WmbrA/mqdefault.jpg "Nutbuster - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Nut Bustin...
Nutbuster - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Let me-Let me-Let Me
Lemme.
Bust.
A.
Nut.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Nut.
Bom-bom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Nut.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Nut. Nut.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow
Wow-wow-wow
Wuh...
Im tryna bust a nut.
(Bust a nut)
In Yo Butt
(Nut in Butt)
But but.
What?
Im tryna bust.
Bust
Bussa nut
All up in yo.
[Beat Drop]
Butt.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom! Bom!
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom!
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Buh buh buh buh
[Talking]
Bust That Nut.
Im tryna tryna tryna tryna
Tryna-tryna-tryna.
Trying to.
Buh buh buh Bust.
Buh buh buh Bust.
Bust bust.
Buss that nut.
[Beat Drop]
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom! Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom! Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Who tryna help
Who tryna jump?
Who got the keegle action?
Who got that rump?
Im tryna thrust.
Im tryna funk.
Im tryna bust.
Bust That Nut.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom. Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom. Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Busta busta busta Rhymes.
Buster Keaton.
Done bust that nut?
Now we eatin
Bust a Fat One.
Bust a Load.
Then I go piss.
In the commode.
Bust around and find out.
Drop loads everywhere.
Buss a nut in yo face.
Then buss a nut in yo hair.
Hairy Mary
Quite contrary
Helping me bust a Load
In that tushy
Thats super bushy
Trickle out my chode
Bom bom
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom. Bom.
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom.p
Bom-wom-wom-wom-wow-wuh-wowawuh
Bom bom.
Bust.
it.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#NurBuster #Nut #Buster #Busting #Busted #Nutcracker #Load #Techno #Rave #Dubstep #Dance #Electro #Trance #Party #BomBom #BeatDrop #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno")
![Breasts - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QvF3VjQ5n5g/mqdefault.jpg "Breasts - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Someone in a Suno group on Facebook, said they couldnt use the word breasts in their song, because Suno wouldnt allow it.. so I tested it out.
Breasts - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Buh boom buh boom
Bitty bitty boom
Big breasts
Small breasts
Itty bitty ball chest
The titty with Don Smitty
On breast against the wall test
Buh boom buh boom
Knockers, knocking all around
The best breast breast
That can be found
She got breasts
Not boobies
The titty bitty boobies
Breasts
Buh buh buh breasts
Breasts breasts
[Instrumental]
Buh buh buh buh breasts
Buh boom buh boob
Fatter than a port
Bigger than a snort
Bouncing all around
On the tennis court
Buh breasts
Buh boom buh boom
Big bad bouncy breasts
Buh buh buh
Buh boom
Buh boom
Buh boom
Buh buh buh
Buh boom
Buh boom
Buh buh buh
Buh boom
Nicky knockers
Like Ive never seen before
So damn big
She gets stuck in the door
Big bad baddy
See her shake around
Big ol breasts
The bestest breasts in town
Buh boom
Buh buh boom
Buh boom
Buh boom
Buh boom
Those breasts
Cant escape the chest
That chicks got breasts
Better than the rest
Those breasts
The breets
Bouncing all up and down
When she walks down the street
Those breasts
Those boobs
As soon as she enters
She lights up the room
With those.
Breasts.
Buh boom
Buh boom
Buh buh boom
Those breasts
Buh boob
Buh boom buh boom
Boob
Those breasts
Yah yah.
Yah yah yuh yah yeah.
Those breasts.
Buh boom
Buh bestest breast breasts
Buh boom
Buh buh boom
Those breasts.
Boom buh buh boom
Buh boom
#Breasts #Breets #BuhBoom #Boom #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment#AI #AIMusic #AISong #Suni #SunoAI #MattMartinLyrics #Comedy #Satire #Parody")
![Sofa King - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QybAF2_DDvU/mqdefault.jpg "Sofa King - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Sofa King - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka... Durr rurr rurr
Bloo blooop
(Hah ha hah ha hah huh huh)
Repeat. After. Me.
I.
Am.
Sofa.
King.
We.
Todd.
Ed.
(Ed. Ed. Ed.)
Say it.
I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed.
U R Sofa King, We Todd Ed.
We Are Sofa King, We Todd Ed.
Call Mike, Call Mike...
Mike Mike Mike
Mike Who Cheese Harry
Alpha Kenny Body
Call, Mike Oxlong
Because Gabe Itches
Mike Hunt and Hugh Jass
Chillin with E. Norma Stits
You can, Phil McCracken
When you meet Ben Dover
With Jack Mehoff
Eating Russell Stover
Homer Sexual
You gotta be
Amanda Huginkiss
On her knees
[Chorus]
I Am Sofa King
Sofa King, Sofa King
I am Sofa King
The Sofa King, Sofa King
Repeat After Me (After Me)
I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed (we Todd Ed)
(Ed Ed Ed)
You have a Bea O.
Problem here
Call Moes Tavern
Come Get A Beer
Anita Bath, Maya Buttreeks
Drew P. Penis, I.C. Weiner
I.P. Freely, Yuri Nator
Homer Sexual, Ollie Ta booger
Seymour Butz
Tess T. Culls
Okay okay okay.
Enough with the Simpsons
We could do this all day.
Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, Mike Rotch
Is the volume low?
Turn it up a notch
[Chorus]
I Am Sofa King
Sofa King, Sofa King
I am Sofa King
The Sofa King, Sofa King
Repeat After Me (After Me)
I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed (we Todd Ed)
(Ed Ed Ed)
Pie pie.
Pie pie pie.
3 point 1 4 1 5 9
Oops, thats not complete
Finish it out and dance in the street
Pi equals
3 point 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5
8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6
2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9
5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1
6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0
5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4
5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4
0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9
8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5
3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9
8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1
3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7
0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5
5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2
5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8
4 8 1 1 1 7 4 5 0 2
8 4 1 0 2 7 0 1 9 3
8 5 2 1 1 0 5 5 5 9
6 4 4 6 2 2 9 4 8 9
5 4 9 3 0 3 8 1 9 6
4 4 2 8 8 1 0 9 7 5
6 6 5 9 3 3 4 4 6 1
2 8 4 7 5 6 4 8 2 3
3 7 8 6 7 8 3 1 6 5
2 7 1 2 0 1 9 0 9 1
4 5 6 4 8 5 6 6 9 2
3 4 6 0 3 4 8 6 1 0
4 5 4 3 2 6 6 4 8 2
1 3 3 9 3 6 0 7 2 6
0 2 4 9 1 4 1 2 7 3
7 2 4 5 8 7 0 0 6 6
0 6 3 1 5 5 8 8 1 7
4 8 8 1 5 2 0 9 2 0
9 6 2 8 2 9 2 5 4 0
9 1 7 1 5 3 6 4 3 6
7 8 9 2 5 9 0 3 6 0
0 1 1 3 3 0 5 3 0 5
4 8 8 2 0 4 6 6 5 2
1 3 8 4 1 4 6 9 5 1
9 4 1 5 1 1 6 0 9 4
3 3 0 5 7 2 7 0 3 6
5 7 5 9 5 9 1 9 5 3
0 9 2 1 8 6 1 1 7 3
8 1 9 3 2 6 1 1 7 9
3 1 0 5 1 1 8 5 4 8
0 7 4 4 6 2 3 7 9 9
6 2 7 4 9 5 6 7 3 5
1 8 8 5 7 5 2 7 2 4
8 9 1 2 2 7 9 3 8 1
8 3 0 1 1 9 4 9 1 2
#SofaKing #Sofa #King #IAmSofaKing #WeToddEd #IAmSofaKingWeToddEd #ATHF #AquaTeenHungerForce #TheSimpsons #Simpsons #Comedy #Parody #Satire #Pi #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #Suno")
![F##k - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R_8KcQIWXbY/mqdefault.jpg "F##k - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Fuck - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fuck oh ho ho fuck
Fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fucking fuck
Fuck fuck
Fuck fuckity fuck
McFuckity fuck
Fuck fucking fuck fucker
Fuck fuckiting fuck
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![Oy, Boy - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rkc6ODDi7nk/mqdefault.jpg "Oy, Boy - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
So... Flashing Image Warning
Also, this was my attempt at trying to make Suno do a British accent, the lyrics Written are as they were written for Suno to make that specific sound.
Oy, Boy - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
[intro]
Yahhhhhh Bruv
Mmmmmm
Gon gettit boy
We in the place,
Givv the bizzness.
Move out me way,
Wiff thee bisskits.
No wah uh to drink,
Get in seer yuss.
Then, move on to thee next
id the foot prints..
Yo ho
Oh boy
Best get out me face, Bruvv.
Go home,
No way.
Nah you done want nun, sun
Etts a bit riskee, innit?
[Chorus]
Oy Boy.
Oh no.
Wot yue doon in my place.
Aye Bruvv, good boy.
Leave, foe I buss yue in yo face (face).
Gon gettit, keep grinnin
Get nawked the fukk out..
Oy Boy, yue shittin me?
Now, the time az come now..
(Rage Out)
Yahhhhhhh rahhh (ha ha ha)
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Get nawked the fukk out).
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Fukkin roun an fownd out).
Ha ha ha ha, Oy Boy.
Silly luttle bugger, aint ya?
Wanna push the buttons
Ill straight in ya
Me an my creww
Gunna face ya
Oo yue bringin to?
A Term-in-ate-ya?
Awwww sheeet.
Rahhh, come wiff me, if yue wun uh liv
Izz oh Kay, we can foe give
Not fukkin round wiff the Tee Ate Hun drid
Ill Be Back. (Yeah)
We can foe give
Wye yue anggin out wif a Sky net clone
Lewwkin like Arnie, all buff an swole
STOP.
Hammer Time.
Bow now now now
(Wuh uh, uh huh, yeah)
[Chorus]
Oy Boy.
Oh no.
Wot yue doon in my place.
Aye Bruvv, good boy.
Leave, foe I buss yue in yo face (face).
Gon gettit, keep grinnin
Get nawked the fukk out..
Oy Boy, yue shittin me?
Now, the time az come now..
(Rage Out)
Yahhhhhhh rahhh (ha ha ha)
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Get nawked the fukk out).
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Fukkin roun an fownd out).
Ha ha ha ha, Oy Boy.
Bay iz callin owt tuh me
Super sweet.
Oy Boy, Oy Boy,
Gimme a treet
Retreat the feet
Frumm wiff in the room
Gunna get a shnack
Foe mizz busty buh-zoomz
May bee flash a tittay
Yue classy broad
Ill drop like seven fiff tay
Wen yue slob my nob
Pull the feathers from yurr cap
Awnest Abe dont lie
Go to the States
Get sum Apple Pie
We fly, we fly
Oy Boy, step back
Get back in the sack
Slap my laydeez butt crack
Oy Boy, yue crack me up [laughing]
[Chorus]
Oy Boy.
Oh no.
Wot yue doon in my place.
Aye Bruvv, good boy.
Leave, foe I buss yue in yo face (face).
Gon gettit, keep grinnin
Get nawked the fukk out..
Oy Boy, yue shittin me?
Now, the time az come now..
(Rage Out)
Yahhhhhhh rahhh (ha ha ha)
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Get nawked the fukk out).
Oy Boy.
Oy Boy.
(Fukkin roun an fownd out).
Ha ha ha ha, Oy Boy.
Fownd out
Fine doubt
Fuggin fukt uh round
Outta town, outta town
Oy Boy, Bounce Now ..
Bounce.
[Bass drop]
[Instrumental]
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Now Shes Gone - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rx8s6tTCKno/mqdefault.jpg "Now Shes Gone - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Songs as Walter Risp Parker III are NOT meant for anyone under the age of 18.
Originally written and created: March 24, 2025
Now Shes Gone - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
I cant believe, Its been so long
All these years passing by
Every little bit of me, missing,
Something deep inside.
I dont know if I can go on
Living in agony.
All I wish is to have it back
Everything I need.
[Chorus]
Now, Shes gone.
I dont know where my baby went
Now, shes gone.
I think of all the time we spent.
Together, forever. Is what wed always say
Hold on and cherish.
All my belongings gone away.
And now Shes Gone.
(Mmmm ooh oh ooh ooh eww)
My fluffy pillow, I keep tight
The place to rest my head
Its further away now..
On her side of the bed.
I try to keep. what I need
And everything I want.
But once she gets her hands on it
I always get the brunt
My hoodie isnt mine, no more
She wears it every day
Even though its huge on her
And I can barely see her legs
My hats and t-shirts
The blanket pulled
The feeling of being cold
I dont know what I can do now.
Her bullshits getting old
[Chorus]
Now, Shes gone.
I dont know where my baby went
Now, shes gone.
I think of all the time we spent.
Together, forever. Is what wed always say
Hold on and cherish.
All my belongings gone away.
And now Shes Gone.
(Mmmm ooh oh ooh ooh eww)
Oh oh, shes gone.
Probably out shopping somewhere
Now, shes gone
Or maybe doing her nails and hair
Shes out there with my credit card
Driving my pick up truck
Swallowed up inside my hoodie
But, she dont give a fuck
[Bridge]
I thought things would be different
Once we got together.
When we were just dating.
Shed only, sometimes steal my sweater...
Oh oh woah...
[Chorus]
Now, Shes gone.
I dont know where my baby went
Now, shes gone.
I think of all the money spent.
Together, forever. Is what Id always say
Hold on and cherish.
My belongings to this day.
And now Shes Gone.
Oh woah... now shes gone
When are you coming home?
(Now shes gone)
I hate to be alone.
Its not even warm here.
Sitting in my boxer shorts.
Everything I picked to wear.
Shes wearing. Shes wearing it, of course.
Its crazy how my stuff is hers
And were not married yet.
I guess when she gets back,
Ill buy new shit again...
(Now, shes gone)
Mmmmmm hmmm
Now shes gone
Ohhhhh woah
Now shes gone...
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Ticking Time Bomb Teddy Bear - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SPvR1tAARek/mqdefault.jpg "Ticking Time Bomb Teddy Bear - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
made this awhile ago, wanted to do a better one. but this is the best that came from these lyrics. enjoy.
Ticking Time Bomb Teddy Bear - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Seen at a thrift shop
Calm and collective
Fluffy little teddy bear
Little Timmy, selected
Run around,
Looking for a new toy
Someone to protect
And bring him joy
Fear at night
To fight the monsters away
He picked this Teddy Bear
To Save the day
[Bridge]
Prowling on the hunt
This fluffy little runt
Ready to explode
On the evil that
imposes, to show its face
Now, Teddys under chase
A ticking time bomb
Full of all this rage
[Chorus]
Dont Fuck With this Teddy Bear
Hell rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay
With a temper so high
If things dont go his way
A protector in the night
Slaying all he can slay
Dragons and demons
Boogymen scream and shout
Other stuffies who cant hack it
Hide from all the fall out
Little Timmy
Having nightmares before
Hiding in the darkness
Let the light shine through his door
But, this is no more
The door closed up tight
When nightfall arrives
Teddy fights through the night...
[Chorus]
Dont Fuck With this Teddy Bear
Hell rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay
Like a fantastical dream
As the closet door opens
Teddy stands tall
Leaving all your bones broken
Man or beast
Hes ready to attack
Protect this little boy
Who chose his path
Tiny little warrior. Come.
To cast all evil out
The rumbling, the tumbling
In the closet, they shout
Deep within.
Teddy keeping them at bay
Front kicks, back flips
The battle front, day by day
None will gain power
None will survive
The ticking time bomb teddy bear
Using all his pride
Dishing out justice
Is his only way
Evil, be relinquished
Feel all the pain...
[Bridge]
Prowling on the hunt
This fluffy little runt
Ready to explode
On the evil that
imposes, to show its face
Now, Teddys under chase
A ticking time bomb
Full of all this rage
[Chorus]
Dont Fuck With this Teddy Bear
Hell rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay
Here to stay, Here to stay
Keep the monsters all away
This one foot tiny teddy bear
With strong powers and dark rage
Fierce little stuffy
Show your face, Hell take you down
If you impose your evil
You will vanish, without a sound
Human or Monster
All the evil, he fights
Hell never lose this battle
Night after night...
Time going on
Til Timmys all grown
With new little ones
Kids of his own
Teddys worse for wear
After all these years
Passed down now
But, still very fierce
His might battles on
A new kid to defend
Passed through generations
His purpose wont end
His happy little heart
When his battles are done
Snuggled up tight
To each, little one
He knows his reward
Daytime play and warm hugs
He does it for the fight
And he does it for love
Protecting, reflecting
On all that he does
Teddy the defender
Reigns on with no fuss...
Dont Fuck With
This Tiny Teddy Bear
Hell rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his fluffy stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
The ticking time bomb teddy bear
Is here to stay...
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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