Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Sofa King" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka... Durr rurr rurr
Bloo blooop

(Hah ha hah ha hah huh huh)

Repeat. After. Me.

I.
Am.
Sofa.
King.

We.
Todd.
Ed.

(Ed. Ed. Ed.)

Say it.

I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed.
U R Sofa King, We Todd Ed.
We Are Sofa King, We Todd Ed.

Call Mike, Call Mike...

Mike Mike Mike

Mike Who Cheese Harry
Alpha Kenny Body

Call, Mike Oxlong
Because Gabe Itches
Mike Hunt and Hugh Jass
Chillin with E. Norma Stits

You can, Phil McCracken
When you meet Ben Dover
With Jack Mehoff
Eating Russell Stover

Homer Sexual
You gotta be
Amanda Huginkiss
On her knees

[Chorus]
I Am Sofa King
Sofa King, Sofa King
I am Sofa King
The Sofa King, Sofa King
Repeat After Me (After Me)
I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed (we Todd Ed)
(Ed Ed Ed)

You have a Bea O.
Problem here
Call Moe's Tavern
Come Get A Beer

Anita Bath, Maya Buttreeks
Drew P. Penis, I.C. Weiner
I.P. Freely, Yuri Nator
Homer Sexual, Ollie Ta booger

Seymour Butz
Tess T. Culls

Okay okay okay.
Enough with the Simpsons
We could do this all day.

Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, Mike Rotch
Is the volume low?
Turn it up a notch

[Chorus]
I Am Sofa King
Sofa King, Sofa King
I am Sofa King
The Sofa King, Sofa King
Repeat After Me (After Me)
I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed (we Todd Ed)
(Ed Ed Ed)

Pie pie.
Pie pie pie.
3 point 1 4 1 5 9

Oops, that's not complete
Finish it out and dance in the street

Pi equals
3 point 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5
8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6
2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9
5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1
6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0
5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4
5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4
0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9
8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5
3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9
8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1
3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7
0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5
5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2
5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8
4 8 1 1 1 7 4 5 0 2
8 4 1 0 2 7 0 1 9 3
8 5 2 1 1 0 5 5 5 9
6 4 4 6 2 2 9 4 8 9
5 4 9 3 0 3 8 1 9 6
4 4 2 8 8 1 0 9 7 5
6 6 5 9 3 3 4 4 6 1
2 8 4 7 5 6 4 8 2 3
3 7 8 6 7 8 3 1 6 5
2 7 1 2 0 1 9 0 9 1
4 5 6 4 8 5 6 6 9 2
3 4 6 0 3 4 8 6 1 0
4 5 4 3 2 6 6 4 8 2
1 3 3 9 3 6 0 7 2 6
0 2 4 9 1 4 1 2 7 3
7 2 4 5 8 7 0 0 6 6
0 6 3 1 5 5 8 8 1 7
4 8 8 1 5 2 0 9 2 0
9 6 2 8 2 9 2 5 4 0
9 1 7 1 5 3 6 4 3 6
7 8 9 2 5 9 0 3 6 0
0 1 1 3 3 0 5 3 0 5
4 8 8 2 0 4 6 6 5 2
1 3 8 4 1 4 6 9 5 1
9 4 1 5 1 1 6 0 9 4
3 3 0 5 7 2 7 0 3 6
5 7 5 9 5 9 1 9 5 3
0 9 2 1 8 6 1 1 7 3
8 1 9 3 2 6 1 1 7 9
3 1 0 5 1 1 8 5 4 8
0 7 4 4 6 2 3 7 9 9
6 2 7 4 9 5 6 7 3 5
1 8 8 5 7 5 2 7 2 4
8 9 1 2 2 7 9 3 8 1
8 3 0 1 1 9 4 9 1 2

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