Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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made this awhile ago, wanted to do a better one. but this is the best that came from these lyrics. enjoy.

"Ticking Time Bomb Teddy Bear" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

Seen at a thrift shop
Calm and collective
Fluffy little teddy bear
Little Timmy, selected

Run around,
Looking for a new toy
Someone to protect
And bring him joy

Fear at night
To fight the monsters away
He picked this Teddy Bear
To Save the day

[Bridge]
Prowling on the hunt
This fluffy little runt
Ready to explode
On the evil that
imposes, to show its face
Now, Teddy's under chase
A ticking time bomb
Full of all this rage

[Chorus]
Don't Fuck With this Teddy Bear
He'll rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay

With a temper so high
If things don't go his way
A protector in the night
Slaying all he can slay

Dragons and demons
Boogymen scream and shout
Other stuffies who can't hack it
Hide from all the fall out

Little Timmy
Having nightmares before
Hiding in the darkness
Let the light shine through his door

But, this is no more
The door closed up tight
When nightfall arrives
Teddy fights through the night...

[Chorus]
Don't Fuck With this Teddy Bear
He'll rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay

Like a fantastical dream
As the closet door opens
Teddy stands tall
Leaving all your bones broken

Man or beast
He's ready to attack
Protect this little boy
Who chose his path

Tiny little warrior. Come.
To cast all evil out
The rumbling, the tumbling
In the closet, they shout

Deep within.
Teddy keeping them at bay
Front kicks, back flips
The battle front, day by day

None will gain power
None will survive
The ticking time bomb teddy bear
Using all his pride

Dishing out justice
Is his only way
Evil, be relinquished
Feel all the pain...

[Bridge]
Prowling on the hunt
This fluffy little runt
Ready to explode
On the evil that
imposes, to show its face
Now, Teddy's under chase
A ticking time bomb
Full of all this rage

[Chorus]
Don't Fuck With this Teddy Bear
He'll rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair
Tearing you to shreds
With his stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.
Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
This ticking time bomb teddy
Is here to stay

Here to stay, Here to stay
Keep the monsters all away
This one foot tiny teddy bear
With strong powers and dark rage

Fierce little stuffy
Show your face, He'll take you down
If you impose your evil
You will vanish, without a sound

Human or Monster
All the evil, he fights
He'll never lose this battle
Night after night...

Time going on
Til Timmy's all grown
With new little ones
Kids of his own

Teddy's worse for wear
After all these years
Passed down now
But, still very fierce

His might battles on
A new kid to defend
Passed through generations
His purpose won't end

His happy little heart
When his battles are done
Snuggled up tight
To each, little one

He knows his reward
Daytime play and warm hugs
He does it for the fight
And he does it for love

Protecting, reflecting
On all that he does
Teddy the defender
Reigns on with no fuss...

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Don't Fuck With
This Tiny Teddy Bear
He'll rip your ass apart
Then eat your hair

Tearing you to shreds
With his fluffy stuffy claws
Chew your toes off
Then detatch your balls, From.

Your Eye sockets.
Evil stay away
The ticking time bomb teddy bear
Is here to stay...

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