Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Collective Variety Crew
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"12 Male Archetypes" Ad that inspired the cVc Song, of the Same Name
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A Satirical take on a Facebook Post in the Group, Suno Music Creators. Written publicly by Donald Ferguson and Prompted with Credits used on the Suno App by Matt Martin.
Lyrics in the Video Captions.
#CancelledMySubscription #Cancel #Cancelled #Subscription #SunoStrikeFebruary #Suno #Strike #Satircal #Satire #Comedy #Parody #Funny #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #cVc #randumENT")
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Clean It Up - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Clean it up
Clean it up
(No)
Wot do I look like to yeww
Do I look like a fuh kin spy der mun key?
Wot is that thing that yeww do?
Climb round the place like a bam boo jun key
Hookers gonna Hook
Johns Gonna Look
Pimps, been Pimpin Since been Pimpin
Hurt your knee walkin, You Be Limpin
Nah noo
Clean it Up
Snoo Snoo
Shake the Rump
Oh, the hubris.
The rage.
Has turned into..
Regret
(Regret)
[Chorus]
Cuh cuh cuh cuh
Clean up your act
Clean up, you fool
Clean up your bedroom
Get the leaves out the pool
Shovel the dog doodie
Shine up the car
Sweep off the pathway
Clean it, clean it up.
Clean it up, Hard.
Go climb a tree
Get the cat out
The telephone wires
Electric Shock, make you shout
Curve and Swerve
Cross to the fast lane
Cut off the Taco Truck
He beamed your beamer with a bean burrito
(...umm, Kay)
Cause a Panic on the Dance Floor
The Panic at the Disco
Three Doors Down, the Doors
Dont have a Window
Win dex flex
While you clean the glass
Spit shine, bro mine
Knock you on your ass
Within a random tandem
Off on a tangent
The plans cant be planned
If you dont know the climate
Fuh fuh fuh fuh
Fuh fuh
Figure it out...
[Chorus]
Cuh cuh cuh cuh
Clean up your act
Clean up, you fool
Clean up your bedroom
Get the leaves out the pool
Shovel the dog doodie
Shine up the car
Sweep off the pathway
Clean it, clean it up.
Clean it up, Hard.
Its hard, the bard
Dont act like a tard
I shart the shart
In the middle of the yard
But this aint my yard
This is the neighbors
They got fancy little feasts
Full of all different flavors
Haunting, its daunting
The stuff that they bring
To the cook out, I look out
Full dishes covered in cling
Wot do yeww look like
Im kind of blind
Can I cop a feel?
Oops. Thats your behind...
The succubus homunculus
Bro dudes not a hunk
The incubus with smelly pits
Has very little junk
Succubus mama
My babes on her grind
Luring in simps
Sweet death ends their ride
I Tokyo drift, On my big wheel
Im the illest around
Check out the skidmarks
I leave on the ground
Wash the Fucking Dishes and Shut the Fuck Up!
[Chorus]
Cuh cuh cuh cuh
Clean up your act
Clean up, you fool
Clean up your bedroom
Get the leaves out the pool
Shovel the dog doodie
Shine up the car
Sweep off the pathway
Clean it, clean it up.
Clean it up, Hard.
Hard to sell
Too hot to trot
An idea of a sexy lady
Ill call her a thought
Taught the ways
Cap the case
Our of days
Before I get out this maze
The exit is tricky
If you find it youll know
I guess if dont find it
Then you wont know
Post Malone
Of a Poster Child
Plastered on a Poster
Smoking a Black and Mild
Hop in the pile
Of succulent cheese
Salty and creamy
Make my knees weak
Toss in the pasta
Stir up the dish
Add in the Tuna
That Fishy Fish Fish
How much longer is this going to take you?
[Chorus]
Cuh cuh cuh cuh
Clean up your act
Clean up, you fool
Clean up your bedroom
Get the leaves out the pool
Shovel the dog doodie
Shine up the car
Sweep off the pathway
Clean it, clean it up.
Clean it up, Hard.
Again. Hard to tell
Sale the sell
Smell the smell
Of flesh, burning in hell
Ring the bell
Keenan and Kel
Trip then I fell
Dust it off, oh well...
Well well well
Whale whale whale
Thats what I saw
When sailing my sail
Carbon copy
Of a carbon foot print
My bowels be rumbling
I gotta go take a shit...
Pfft pfft pfft
Razz burries
I looked at my list
Im a little pissed
You get the jist
I got a Boyle like a cyst
Mother fucker
Mother schmucker
Try some of my
Peanut butter
And Jelly,
on my belly
Sticky and slimy
On the telly
Mister Clean, Mister Clean
Scrubbing Bubbles Team
The magic eraser
You cant replace her
Chally chilly chast
Mask the turkey baste-er
[Chorus]
Cuh cuh cuh cuh
Clean up your act
Clean up, you fool
Clean up your bedroom
Get the leaves out the pool
Shovel the dog doodie
Shine up the car
Sweep off the pathway
Clean it, clean it up.
Clean it up, Hard.
Hard
(Huh huh huh Hard)
Clean it up.
(Hard)
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![Dunktay: Nonsense, Part 1 - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TLWgZt_R6e0/mqdefault.jpg "Dunktay: Nonsense, Part 1 - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The first part of random Nonsense.
Dunktay: Nonsense, Part 1 - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay...
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daw daw.
Daw-daw-daw.
Daw.
Denim-denim-denim
Oooooh boy
Denim-denim-denim
Oh yeaaaah
Denim-denim-denim
Uh huh, uh huh.
Denim.
Denim.
Denim.
Stuck in a petri dish
Ameba sized
Galaxy very vast
Dont believe the lies
The ties
The cries
The chives
And un-yeens
Mooby
The movie
Clerk tuh deet
Plow boww now
Out now
True thuh skeet
Buzz
Buzz buzz
Buzz buzz
Bumble the beez
Huh uuh uh uhh huh...
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay...
Dunk the Dunkaroos
Cappin Captain Crunch
Manifest manifold
Ive got a bunch
Toss the footie
Kick with your Tootsie
My my your hung
Hung like a pussy...
Puh-puh-puh push
Do not pull
Cant you fuckin read
Come on, ya fool
Such a tool
At the pool
In your skivvies
Playing it cool
Cool (kewl kewl kewl)
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay...
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay...
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daw daw.
Daw-daw-daw.
Daw.
Sucky sucky, suck jobber
Sucking the job
With imaginary tiger
Calvin /bad Hobbs
Mister McFeely
Come take a peek
Feel the McFeely
Between my knees
Pop pop pop
Pop the rocks
Still in your skivvies
Lose the socks
Clock the clock
In and out
Get yourself a boy gurr
Sniff with yurr snout
Hmmm .. smells Dee Lish Ass.
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daww daw (chihh)
Daw Daww
Daw daw.
Daw-daw-daw.
Daw.
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Don dawn don
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Dunktay-Dunktay
Denim-denim
Daww daw-daw (chihh)
Denim-denim
Daww daw-daw (chihh)
Denim-denim
Daww daw-daw (chihh)
Dumpty dumpty
Dump rump
Dumpty dump tee
Dumpty dumpty
Dump rump
(Bump bump)
Dumpty dumpty
Dump rump
Dumpty dump tee
Dumpty dumpty
Dump rump
(Bump bump)
Blurrrrrrrgggggggbuhhhvlurrrp ohhhhhh....
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![Mary Palmer - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TXs0dZYXjsc/mqdefault.jpg "Mary Palmer - Walter Risp Parker III | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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Mary Palmer - Walter Risp Parker III
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
The five knuckle shuffle..
Stroking the snake..
Choking the chicken.. (mmm hmm)
Do the, Shake and Bake..
Spill the baby gravy..
Dropping loads of seed..
Water the garden..
Grow a family tree..
I never knew, til I met you, that theres more than pocket pussies and lube.
Yes its true, you took me in, you and your sisters, can slob my knob again..
[Chorus]
I met Mary Palmer,
And her five sisters.
Giving me a rim job,
And tugging on my mister.
They polish the helmet,
And shine the rod.
No I cant resist her... (Ooooooh...)
Mary and her Five Sisters..
There was Janet and June,
Virginia and Peach,
And the youngest one
Is named Brittany..
A young little blonde,
Just turned twenty three
Bumpin and grindin
Under the Christmas Tree
(Oooooh weeeeeee...)
Oh yeah.
Work my way up.
On to Peach,
A sun bleach blonde,
With tan lines, and big breets.
When shes strippin and teasing
Those tan lines get me.
Her pale bouncing titties,
Cause a shift in my skivvies.
Pitching a tent,
She knows what it do.
Then, before I know it..
Im blowing my sploodge
(Ohhh goo...)
[Chorus]
I love Mary Palmer,
And her five sisters.
Giving me a rim job,
And tugging on my mister.
They polish the helmet,
And shine the rod.
No I cant resist her... (Ooooooh...)
Mary and her Five Sisters..
Up to Virginia,
Shes a Twin with June.
They tag team my thang,
Blow me like a balloon..
Fondle my balls,
And tickle my taint.
Twist my ass hairs,
And give me a spank..
Double mint twins
Double bubbled buns,
Hit them each from behind,
Til Im gooing my cum
My my.. lady
[Chorus]
Ooooh Mary Palmer,
And her five sisters.
Giving me a rim job,
And tugging on my mister.
They polish the helmet,
And shine the rod.
No I cant resist her... (Ooooooh...)
Mary and her Five Sisters..
Janet is sweet,
She makes me treats,
Massages my feet,
All the way up to my peet.
She makes me skeet,
Then, stuffs my face with her muffin,
Then when, Im done chowing down,
I give her the stuffing..
Her curly brown red,
Hair on her head
When Im on top,
It showers the bed..
We hit sweet release
And then I get my treats
Cookies and sweets
Or some beers and some beef..
Mmmm yeah...
[Chorus]
..........Mary Palmer,
And her five sisters.
Giving me a rim job,
And tugging on my mister.
They polish the helmet,
And shine the rod.
No I cant resist her... (Ooooooh...)
Mary and her Five Sisters..
I get to Mary...
She is the best.
Better than her sisters.
Better than the rest.
Perfect supple teets
Them bouncy breasts
When her grips around me
I have to confess...
My imagination,
Its pretty keen...
When Im done day dreaming,
Im alone with my peen...
Marry Palmer,
Is my right hands name
And her five sisters,
Are the fingers, game...
Like the old saying,
But when Im alone,
In my imagination,
Im with her ohhhhh....
And I wont let gooooooo...
Mary Palmer (and her five sisters)
Mary Palmer (you just cant miss her)
Mary Palmer (youre such a dream)
Mary Palmer (girl, you make me cream....)
Ohhhhh oh
Oh oh...
You make.. me Cream....
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Rake (Get Out) - Coven | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TpJbBiuTQlo/mqdefault.jpg "Rake (Get Out) - Coven | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Rake (Get Out) - Coven
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Call on the faith of the race that you take
Brace on the face of the lifestyle you make
Howl at the moon, rip apart the flesh
Step by step feel the fear in your chest
Rake
Ahhhh rake
Get.
Out.
Rake.
Rake.
Get out!
Crush all the bones
Full of crones at the stake
With the mass building up
Fear and fall to the rake.
The darkness inside
Rising high in your heart
The shreds of the people
Youve torn all apart
So blind.
Never can see
Inside.
Growing in me
Rake
Ahhhh rake
Get.
Out.
Rake.
Rake.
Get out!
Out.
Out.
Get Out!
Cryptid, wicked
Something brewing up inside
Missing, shape shift
The time that you abide
By the rules
The truth
The feeling in your mind
Devour old and youth
The bones left behind
Fear monger, get stronger
Turn into the obscene
Dark monster, upon us
Wipe the world of all un clean
Rake
Ahhhh rake
Get.
Out.
Rake.
Rake.
Get out!
Out.
Out.
Let it out
Scream and shout
The urges deep inside
Your blood boiling now
A creature that resides
In you. The true.
Meaning of your path
The used, the damned
The power of your wrath
Get out!
(Get out)
Let it out
(Let it out)
Run.
(Run)
Your power getting strong
Gone
(Gone)
Devour and slash
Go Now
Release your wrath.
[Instrumental]
Rake
Ahhhh rake
Get.
Out.
Rake.
Rake.
Get out!
Get.
Out.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Rake #GetOut #Out #Coven #CollectiveVarietyCrew #cVc #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #Dark #AISong #AIMusic #AI #Suno #SunoAI")
![Florence Nightingale - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/U2lnu_i9mQg/mqdefault.jpg "Florence Nightingale - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Florence Nightingale created through Donna Pro A.I.
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I want a bad gurl, a bad bad baddy
One that sniffs by balls and likes to call me daddy
A bad gurl to tongue punch my fart box
Gets nakie and wants to wear shark socks
She got a big bad booty, that likes to go tooty
Pull an Amber Heard and shit in the bed
Then run around like a dinosaur and gimme road head
[Chorus]
Florence Nightingale, high end big tail
Walking down a long trail, with her big pinky nail
A little white, to make us go ski, then whips out her massive clit and takes a big pee
Filthy little lady, driving me crazy
Forgot to wash her undies and now they all crusty
Poo stains, 2 chains, mood rangs, blue bangs
A hair cut like a 1980s trucker
Big fat tittays and dump truck rumper
She givin it to me, dance in the doody
Washing my pubes and gets really moody
Like once a month.. she wants to fight
So she takes a mushroom stamp to the head, like every night
[Chorus]
Florence Nightingale, high end big tail
Walking down a long trail, with her big pinky nail
A little white, to make us go ski, then whips out her massive clit and takes a big pee
Eating pizza in the bed, while Im getting road head
In the airplane trippin, bong toke rippin
Back to the balls, is where she be sniffing
[Chorus]
Florence Nightingale, high end big tail
Walking down a long trail, with her big pinky nail
A little white, to make us go ski, then whips out her massive clit and takes a big pee
Peace out beach ball magoozle puss
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#cVc #FlorenceNightingale #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AIMusic #AISong #Satire #Comedy #Rap #HipHop")
![Bubblegum Butt Cheeks - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UPJKaI63_9U/mqdefault.jpg "Bubblegum Butt Cheeks - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Oh.. okay...
Bubblegum Butt Cheeks - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Chewed up, bubble gum butt cheeks
On my bald ass head
Bubble.
Bubble, bubble fart
Blow up the gummy cheeks. Ted.
Chewy chewy chewy
Who E who E who E
I said, I said, I said
Chewed up, bubble gum butt cheeks
On my head
[Chorus]
Buh donk, buh donk
Buh donkey
Blow up them booty cheeks
Big bad bubble butt
Chewed up for weeks
Chewed up, chewed up
Bubblegum. Butt. Cheeks.
Squibble a bit
Scribble the name
Sign for this order
Shipped from a dame
Dame lassy McAssy
Bubble bounce all around
Side to side (Bubble bubble)
Up and down
[Chorus]
Buh donk, buh donk
Buh donkey
Blow up them booty cheeks
Big bad bubble butt
Chewed up for weeks
Chewed up, chewed up
Bubblegum. Butt. Cheeks.
Oh snap
Butt crack
Slap back
The snap hat
Booty clap! Booty Clap!
Bubble booty trap
Blow up
Toe up
Bubble gum booty
Bigger and bigger
Hold on all the toot e
Wah nay
Getting bigger
The bubble gum buns
Oh no.. here she comes
POP!!!
bye bye bubble buns
[Chorus]
Buh donk, buh donk
Buh donkey
Blow up them booty cheeks
Big bad bubble butt
Chewed up for weeks
Chewed up, chewed up
Bubblegum. Butt. Cheeks.
Pop pop
Puh poppy pop
Poppity pop
Bubble booty d drop
(Pop! pop!)
#Bubblegum #Bubble #ButtCheeks #Butt #Cheeks #Comedy #Parody #Satire #MattMartinLyrics #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #MattMartin #randumEntertainment #Booty #AI #AISong #AIMusic #Suno #SunoAI #Pop #Rave #PartyMusic")
![El Gato - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UQQPtxjm-bY/mqdefault.jpg "El Gato - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
If you know the slightest Spanish, youll find this humorous, if youre a fluently Spanish Speaking person, this makes Zero Sense.. Enjoy.
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Taco Taco, Burrrito
Chalupa, Quesadilla
Taco Taco, Burrrito
Coño out, Maria
Tu coño es muy grandé
Gato out Maria
Tu culo stink ayy
Oh, Taco Taco, Burrrito
Taco Taco, Kool aid
Taco Taco, burrito
Chalupa dios mio
Oh Taco
Oh Taco
Burrito
Con coné
Mucho tu goocho
Sí sí señor
Tu cooch ay
Snooch ay booh chay
Taco, taco, burrito
Dios mio Maria
Tu culo es muy grandé
Grandé grandé culo
Culo culo
Grandé mi abuelita
Sí sí sí
Uno dos tree
Taco Taco, Burrrito
Chalupa, Quesadilla
Taco Taco, Burrrito
Coño out, Maria
Tree tree
Trés free free
Gato El Gato
Tu culo muy hairy
Duh duh duh,
Adios puta chimichonga
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
#ElGato #Gato #Cat #Spanish #Español #English #American #AISong #AI #AIMusic #Suno #SunoAI #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #DonnaAI #DonnaPro #Funny #Satire #randumENT #Comedy
#randumEntertainment #NoRegionX #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #Collective")
![Shwanky - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V1gHs9EvWTw/mqdefault.jpg "Shwanky - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
So, Shooper Shooper Shwanky...
Shwanky - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Im.
Too shwanky,
For my shwank.
Too Hanky,
For my Hank.
So shwanky..
It hertz..
And.
Im.
Too blanky,
For my blank.
Too cranky,
For my crank.
So shwanky..
It hertz...
Yeah.
Im.
To thanky,
For my thank.
Too banky,
For my bank.
So shwanky..
Me hurrz...
Turkey, Goes.
Gobble Gobble.
Gobble.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Im a black hawk.
I go, buh gawk gawk..
Dont gawk at my hertz..
Dont gawk at my hertz
Or my flat top.
Though it is unheard.
With a bang job.
Bangs and flat top work.
Make me.
No hertz.
Me, me no hurrz..
Yuck-uh yuck-oh,
Yuck-uh yuck-uh,
Yuck oh...
Oh oh.
Im.
Too Peanut,
For my butter.
Too Peanut,
For my Butter.
Peanut, peanuts,
Gets hurts.
Woah.
Im.
Too Jammy,
For my Jam.
Too clammy,
For my clam.
Shwanky, shwanky.
No hertz.
Hmm.
Im.
Too ratchet,
For my clank.
Too clanky,
Ratchy clank.
Kuh clank clank clank.
Hugguh.
Hugguh.
Hertz.
Yaw-nah..
Im.
Too rammy,
For my ram.
Too Tammy,
For my Tam.
Shooper shwanky,
Von Gertz...
You know what?
I wanna,
Dance my ass off.
Dance my ass off.
Wanna dance off with me?
Wanna dance off?
You wanna dance off?
A dance of with me.
Im.
Too shwanky,
For my hanky.
Too cranky,
For my blanky.
Too thanky,
Banky banky.
So shwanky.
Shwanky,
It hertz..
Im Im Im.
Im.
Too shwanky
Too cranky
Too stanky
Too panky
Wanky wanky
Duzz-hertz...
Uh huh uh huh huh uh huh...
Im Im Im
Uh, uh huh uh huh huh.
Uh uh uh huh.
Too. Im too.
Uh, huh huh, uhn uh uh huh huh
Shwanky shwanky.
..it works...
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![It Aint Easy... - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXShhBHoSA4/mqdefault.jpg "It Aint Easy... - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I saw a poem from Chester Cheetah on the back of the puff corn bag and looked up other quotes and commercials, plus I added my own lyrics in to make this messy dance track lol.. enjoy.
Stephen Kane wrote the original scripts for the Chester Cheetah television commercials, including early iterations around the late 1980s, while Brad Morgan created the character and art-directed the spots, according to Wikipedia. The character was introduced in 1986 to promote Cheetos with the slogan Its not easy being cheesy.
• Creator/Art Director: Brad Morgan
• Writer: Stephen Kane
• Animator: Richard Williams
The poems on Cheetos products, including Chester Cheetahs corny verses on puffcorn bags, are written by creative teams within Frito-Lays advertising agencies, often in collaboration with the characters voice actors or copywriters. The character was originally developed by Brad Morgan and Stephen Kane.
No single independent poet is credited; the poems are corporate-created marketing copy attributed to the character Chester Cheetah.
It Aint Easy... - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Put together by Matt G Martin):
Cheh cheh cheh cheh..
Chester Cheetah Chews a Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese..
I’m Chester Cheetah,
Im just a cool dude, in a loose mood..
Until I see those Cheetos,
Then my cool turns to drool..
My style and ease surrender to my urge for the snack..
That.. Goes.. Crunch.
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy..
Heres a corny poem from Chester Cheetah..
Chesters the name and snackins the game,
These puffcorn snacks are sure to gain fame.
Theyre the puffiest, poppable bites, from the north to the south..
With a crunchy corn taste, that absolutely melts in your mouth..
So taste for yourself,
This most cheesy treat.
Im sure youll agree theres
No other puffcorn to eat.
Check check check uh.
Chester Cheetah.
Cheetah, Chester Chester
Cheet Uhhhh....
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy
Duh duh..
Dangerously Cheesy.
Chester Cheetah Chews a Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese
Chester Cheetah Chews a Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese
Chester Cheetah Chews a Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese
Chester Cheetah Chews a Chunk of Cheap Cheddar Cheese
Its Cheetos or Nothing.
Chuck uh Chuck uh Chuck uh
Say Cheese.
The Cheese that Goes Crunch
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy..
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy..
Dont be so cheesy
Just be breezy
It it it, aint easy
Being so cheesy
Chunk o cheese
Pretty please
No pepper jack, pepper jack
Pepper makes me sneeze
It aint aint aint aint
Easy being cheesy
No no no, not easy being cheesy
Chunk uh chunk uh chunk uh
Cheddar chee cheese...
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy..
Its its its,
Its not easy being cheesy...
(Cheh cheh cheesy)
It it it aint easy.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Nuh nuh nuh no, its not easy being cheesy..
Chester Cheetah and Brands © Frito-Lay
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Chester Cheetah Parts Written by: Stephen Kane
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Background Created with CreArt
Cheeto and Chester Cheetah designs edited together by Matt G Martin with Polish
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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A re-imagining with western themes, mentioning Frank & Jesse James, Bon Jovis Blaze of Glory, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne as well as themes and items of the time, like Boones Wine in the original wasnt in the American Old West, so it was replaced with Silverado Wine, as they had it in Western Times.
Original Lyrics Written by
Robert J. Ritchie (Kid Rock), Matthew Shafer (Uncle Kracker), John Travis, and James Trombly.
https://genius.com/Kid-rock-cowboy-lyrics
Featured on the 1998 Kid Rock Album, Devil Without A Cause.
Remade Lyrics by Matt Martin
Cowboy (Remake) - Collective Variety Crew
Full Lyrics:
Cowboy...
Cowboy.
Well, Im ridin with my gang,
Were gonna head out west
Where, women come equipped
With a price and big breasts
Find a nest in the hills,
Chill like Clint
Buy an old crop plot,
Find a spot to dip
And, Imma keep rocking,
Up an down your block
With a bottle of scotch
An whiskey down on lock
Form a spot with my posse,
Well be Chillin the most
Then rob this land
Up an down the coast.
Give a toast to the sun,
Drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix
And put behind bars
Flee to Tijuana,
I wanna roam
Find Jesse & Frank,
Tell em to come back home
Start a West coast service,
For all the right reasons
And set up spots and roll out, like heathens.
Keep rockin, cuz im the Real McCoy
And, Im headin out west, sucker.
Because I wanna be a
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin with Silverado Wine.
I wanna be a cowboy, baby.
Ridin at night cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law from a mile away...
I bet youll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes out in the wild,
Like dust in the wind
Stoned Jim, stoned Beam, stoned out of my mind.
I once was lost
But now Im just blind.
Spur trees an weeds, scabbed knees an rice
Get a map to the stars, take a Pinkertons Life
And if the price is right
Then, Im gonna make my bid, boy.
And let Californ I A know why they call me
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin with Silverado Wine.
I wanna be a cowboy, baby.
Ridin at night cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law, from a mile away...
Yeah, Down South, you can call me Tex
Rollin sunkist women, bottles held by the neck.
Seen a bounty in the hills, rolling down a path
And said, come on back, or youll get led in your ass
No kidding, gun slinging, spurs hittin the floor
Call me Hoss, Im the Boss with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the Sheriff, in his eye, I aint right.
Im gonna paint his town red, then paint his wife white!
Cause Pain, Rock like John Wayne.
Find West Coast women, for my rowdy gang.
Out with a bang, in a Blaze of Glory
Like Bon Jovi sang it, Im gonna tell my story...
Why they coming after me?
Lock me up an throw away my key.
I aint no lead, Im just set up, to fail
In my ending days, Ill see the horse that is pale
In the dust Imma sail, drunk in a ditch.
My only words of wisdom are, kill the rich.
Riding out sick, up an down that coast
And keep on truckin til Im dead and bloated..
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy.
West coast chillin with Silverado Wine.
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin with Silverado Wine.
I wanna be a cowboy.
Ridin at night cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law, from a mile away...
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an the sunshine shinin
Cowboy....
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