Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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A re-imagining with western themes, mentioning Frank & Jesse James, Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne as well as themes and items of the time, like Boone's Wine in the original wasn't in the American Old West, so it was replaced with Silverado Wine, as they had it in Western Times.

Original Lyrics Written by
Robert J. Ritchie (Kid Rock), Matthew Shafer (Uncle Kracker), John Travis, and James Trombly.

genius.com/Kid-rock-cowboy-lyrics

Featured on the 1998 Kid Rock Album, "Devil Without A Cause".

Remade Lyrics by Matt Martin

"Cowboy" (Remake) - Collective Variety Crew
Full Lyrics:

Cowboy...
Cowboy.

Well, I'm ridin' with my gang,
We're gonna head out west
Where, women come equipped
With a price and big breasts
Find a nest in the hills,
Chill like Clint
Buy an old crop plot,
Find a spot to dip

And, I'mma keep rocking,
Up an' down your block
With a bottle of scotch
An' whiskey down on lock
Form a spot with my posse,
We'll be 'Chillin' the most'
Then rob this land
Up an' down the coast.

Give a toast to the sun,
Drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix
And put behind bars
Flee to Tijuana,
I wanna roam
Find Jesse & Frank,
Tell 'em to come back home

Start a West coast service,
For all the right reasons
And set up spots and roll out, like heathens.
Keep rockin', cuz i'm the 'Real McCoy'
And, I'm headin' out west, sucker.
Because I wanna be a

Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin' with Silverado Wine.

I wanna be a cowboy, baby.
Ridin' at night 'cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law from a mile away...

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes out in the wild,
Like dust in the wind
Stoned Jim, stoned Beam, stoned out of my mind.
I once was lost
But now I'm just blind.

Spur trees an' weeds, scabbed knees an' rice
Get a map to the stars, take a Pinkerton's Life
And if the price is right
Then, I'm gonna make my bid, boy.
And let Californ I A know why they call me

Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin' with Silverado Wine.

I wanna be a cowboy, baby.
Ridin' at night 'cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law, from a mile away...

Yeah, Down South, you can call me 'Tex'
Rollin' sunkist women, bottles held by the neck.
Seen a bounty in the hills, rolling down a path
And said, "come on back, or you'll get led in your ass"

No kidding, gun slinging, spurs hittin' the floor
Call me 'Hoss', I'm the Boss with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the Sheriff, in his eye, I ain't right.
I'm gonna paint his town red, then paint his wife white!

Cause Pain, Rock like John Wayne.
Find West Coast women, for my rowdy gang.
Out with a bang, in a Blaze of Glory
Like Bon Jovi sang it, I'm gonna tell my story...

Why they coming after me?
Lock me up an' throw away my key.
I ain't no lead, I'm just set up, to fail
In my ending days, I'll see the horse that is pale

In the dust I'mma sail, drunk in a ditch.
My only words of wisdom are, "kill the rich".
Riding out sick, up an' down that coast
And keep on truckin' 'til I'm dead and bloated..

Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy.
West coast chillin' with Silverado Wine.

Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby.
West coast chillin' with Silverado Wine.

I wanna be a cowboy.
Ridin' at night 'cause we sleep all day
Cowboy, baby.
I can smell the law, from a mile away...

Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin
Cowboy, baby.
With the carriage top back an' the sunshine shinin

Cowboy....

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