Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Parental Advisory, Not Intended for Children.
Listener's Discretion is Advised.

"Cunt Tree Queef" - Ralter Wisp III
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Fuck fuckity fuck.
Fuck fuckity.
Girl you don't know,
What you do to me.

I take firm grip
On your booty cheeks
Hold you close
I don't want you to leave

But now I'm here
without
My Ford pick up.

Maybe it's right
And maybe it's wrong
I just can't wait
To see you in that thong.

I guess that's why I'm singing
This saw ong.
Then grab me
By my dingee dong.

I know you say,
You won't be long
In the bathroom
But it's goin' on

You're probably taking
A poopy....

[Bridge]
Oh, yeah.
I grabbed you right
By the booty cheeks
But I didn't know
It would make you queef
Now it's led to
an insurrection
And now I've got
an erection.

[Chorus]
No, I never heard
A country queef
A little twang on it
I can hear your beef
It's slapping back and forth
And I don't know
I'm kinda turned on
It ain't hard to show
No no.. oh woah
I'm aroused
By your Cunt Tree Queef

Now your coochies asking
"Where the beef?"
You just want the tip
But I'm going balls deep

We plow down here
Under the moonlight
The air around my dong
Feels really nice

The bubbling cram
From your monster clam
Spurtin' and furtin'
All around my ham

Never felt a feeling
Like this before
You're itchin' for a creaming
And I got the cure

[Chorus]
No, I never heard
A country queef
A little twang on it
I can hear your beef
It's slapping back and forth
And I don't know
I'm kinda turned on
It ain't hard to show
No no.. oh woah
I'm aroused
By your Cunt Tree Queef

*Pfffft* oh yeah,
that feels nice
I'm hoping your pubies
Don't have no lice

Or crabs or
Any other things,
Bite me

You can sit your quaif
Right on my face
Bubblin 'round my lips
Til I can not braith

Your Queef can bellow
Like a big trombone
Tell me girl
When are you comin' home

I need one point twenty one
Jigga twats
To get me off
I'll turn my head and cough

Your hands are cold
Now I'm shriveled up
I need that loud Queef
To get me off

It's crazy...
I need my
Cunt Tree Queef
Lay day...

Come Queef me, bay bay
(Oooh eww)

*Pfffft* hmmm, that nice.

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