Uploaded October 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Grab the skelly
And put it in my belly
You can smell my feet,
But I bet that they're smelly

Ticket booth
A chance to pass
Snaggle toothed
With a master plan

It goes clickety click
Rising up to the top
Higher and higher
At its highest, it drops

A Sneeze from the breeze
Flies buzz by your face
An ancient Nordic yell
Of, Tusen stjärnors urtidssång

[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isn't happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...

Toss up and toss out
Lost all the food
Clean up, scrub down
My inside no gewd

Off to the trail
A path to a cross
Meet in the middle
Washing the cloth

Jump from a height
Only karma can see
At some tower in Paris
Or by the Dairy Queen

[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isn't happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...

Rickety cricket, rickety bridge
A picnic for ants on top of a ridge
Tumble the fumble
Toss a ball with the weeds
A fistful of dollars
A case full of Leeds

The sun's going down
Daylight fades to night
Wrestle with demons
Prep time for a fight

Gaze from the back, shadows and dark
Run through the mud and hope it's not shart
Capital M and Capital G
Sign for this order and paint the trees green

Catacomb rat holes
Bore through the cheese
Up to the top
Rises the cream

[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isn't happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...

An empty tome
And no one shows

Oh oh

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