Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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The 8th song from the Nonsense Collection.

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"Bon Drovie - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin)

Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..

Don't don't
Don't Drown My Jovie
Don't don't
Don't Jove my Drownie

Don't don't
Don't Drown my Brownie
Don't don't
Don't brown my Drownie

Robert Downey
Down town cheesecake
Junior junior
Mix up the milkshake

Bonnie Jovi
Dead or alive
Don't worry (worry),
It's my life..

Minnie mouse
In the house
The house of mouse
Don't call for Klaüs

Strange things are happening to me,
Ain't no doubt about it...

Short people got a friend in me
Randy Randy Randy
Randall the Scare Team Queen

I bond the bond and eat a bon bon
Like like, a ton. I get the hawn duh

Some one save Jobe
He's getting a probe
In the aye nuss
Ale E Yunzz don't show

No remorse
No respect
I get no respect
With my Dangerfield flex..

Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..

Don't don't
Don't Drown My Jovie
Don't don't
Don't Jove my Drownie

Don't don't
Don't Drown my Brownie
Don't don't
Don't brown my Drownie

Bon bon.
Bon Drovie
Bon bon bon bon
Bon Drovie
Bon bon.
Bon Drovie
Bon bon bon bon
Bon Drovie

I watched you change,
Into a fly.
I hit you with a fly swatter,
And all you did was ask why?

Why why why.
Why'd you do that..
Matt Matt Matt
Lose the red hat

Red hat mister, Seducing your sister
But I'll stay fitted, new era committed
Pop a smooch on the sister, yeah (yeah) I kissed her
Now this red cap gets some ass from his critics

Under the gun
Under the sun
Plunder the fun
Plunder the sponge

Listening to grunge
I got the beep boop
Hear the low hum
I gots ta pee poop

Down the downs
Down in down under
Wear the crown
Run from the hunter

Snooze the bell
Sleep a little longer
Clean the snail trail
Then honk the honkers..

Clip clip clip. Clop.

Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovie Drownie Bon Brownie..

Don't don't
Don't Drown My Jovie
Don't don't
Don't Jove my Drownie

Don't don't
Don't Drown my Brownie
Don't don't
Don't brown my Drownie

Brawn brawn
Clean it like brawny
All gone
Stay golden like Pony

Boy boy
I've had enough of your shit
'bout to bust your lip
Then twist your man tits..

Fellow fellow. Long
Long..

Hell Oh Longfellow
Howdy Mister Deeds
Snatch the umbrello
Til the Um Pire Queefs

Quip the quips
Queers acting Queer
Quit the Quits
Guap Crop Top cleared

Question the Questions
Quest on the Quest
Now ya got Twin sisters,
Like Johnny Test...

Test. Test.

Gotta catch 'em All,
Cuz he's Danny Phantom.
Going to the Mall,
Cuz he's Danny Phantom.
Sniff the ladies draws,
Cuz he's Danny Phantom
(He's a Phantom. He's a Phantom)..

Don't question my authori tie..
(It's science, Bitch.)

Bad mother fucker
Bad mother chucker
Bad mother clucker
Bad mother fluffer

Bad mammajamma
Beat the tard tard out your brains
Defeat a Mini Tar Tar
With Tar Tar Sauce, Dave..

Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..

Don't don't
Don't Drown My Jovie
Don't don't
Don't Jove my Drownie

Don't don't
Don't Drown my Brownie
Don't don't
Don't brown my Drownie

Jawn jawn
Jawn Drownie
Bon bon,
Bon Brownie

Bah bah, bah bah,
Bon Drovie
Let's go home (home home)
And watch a moe vee...

It's popcorn time, bitch.

Hmmm ha,
Hmm hmm hmm, ha
Hmm ha,
Hmm hmm hmm, ha

Hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm ha
Hum who ha
Hoo hoo ha ha ..

(Ha.. ha.. ha..)...

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Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
and Edited by Matt G Martin
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin

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