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Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
This is a "Fan-Made" Parody & Satire.
Not to be taken seriously or to infringe on any Copyrights.
The Music Video to the 'Collective Variety Crew' Song, "Snatch Every MF Birthday", based on the work of Steven Seagal. Lyrics Written by Matt Martin, Audio, Vocals and Instrumental created for the Collective Variety Crew through Suno A.I. Music Generator.
Music Video Put together & Edited by Matt G Martin of [ran-dum] Entertainment.
"Snatch Every MF Birthday" - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
He's above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
He's hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
All Editing Rights Reserved to Matt Martin & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
All Music and Audio Rights Reserved to Suno & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
#Comedy #Parody #Satire #Birthday #StevenSeagal #AboveTheLaw #BeyondTheLaw #Killswitch #DrivenToKill #UnderSiege #InTheBellyOfTheBeast #OutForJustice #UrbanJustice #Seagal #Bullshido #Aikido #MartialArts #MikeTyson #DMX #JaRule #randumENT #randumEntertainment #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #AI #SunoAI #AIMusic #AIAudio #SunoMusic #Action #MusicVideo #FMV
This is a "Fan-Made" Parody & Satire.
Not to be taken seriously or to infringe on any Copyrights.
The Music Video to the 'Collective Variety Crew' Song, "Snatch Every MF Birthday", based on the work of Steven Seagal. Lyrics Written by Matt Martin, Audio, Vocals and Instrumental created for the Collective Variety Crew through Suno A.I. Music Generator.
Music Video Put together & Edited by Matt G Martin of [ran-dum] Entertainment.
"Snatch Every MF Birthday" - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
He's above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
I'll Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When It's Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
He's hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
I'll snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
All Editing Rights Reserved to Matt Martin & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
All Music and Audio Rights Reserved to Suno & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
#Comedy #Parody #Satire #Birthday #StevenSeagal #AboveTheLaw #BeyondTheLaw #Killswitch #DrivenToKill #UnderSiege #InTheBellyOfTheBeast #OutForJustice #UrbanJustice #Seagal #Bullshido #Aikido #MartialArts #MikeTyson #DMX #JaRule #randumENT #randumEntertainment #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #AI #SunoAI #AIMusic #AIAudio #SunoMusic #Action #MusicVideo #FMV
![Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc | Official [ran-dum] Music Video](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_VcOSKkZvRY/mqdefault.jpg "Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc | Official [ran-dum] Music Video
This is a Fan-Made Parody & Satire.
Not to be taken seriously or to infringe on any Copyrights.
The Music Video to the Collective Variety Crew Song, Snatch Every MF Birthday, based on the work of Steven Seagal. Lyrics Written by Matt Martin, Audio, Vocals and Instrumental created for the Collective Variety Crew through Suno A.I. Music Generator.
Music Video Put together & Edited by Matt G Martin of [ran-dum] Entertainment.
Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
Hes above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
Ill Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When Its Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
Ill Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When Its Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
Hes hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
All Editing Rights Reserved to Matt Martin & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
All Music and Audio Rights Reserved to Suno & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
#Comedy #Parody #Satire #Birthday #StevenSeagal #AboveTheLaw #BeyondTheLaw #Killswitch #DrivenToKill #UnderSiege #InTheBellyOfTheBeast #OutForJustice #UrbanJustice #Seagal #Bullshido #Aikido #MartialArts #MikeTyson #DMX #JaRule #randumENT #randumEntertainment #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #AI #SunoAI #AIMusic #AIAudio #SunoMusic #Action #MusicVideo #FMV")
![Mlady - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a-hJNUMmzto/mqdefault.jpg "Mlady - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
MLady - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
There was a fair maiden
I caught in my eye
Dear lady come hither
Be my, merry bride
Doth do-ist things, I
have never seen
When you drop to the floor
And shake your rear eend
Booteth jiggles and bounces
It shaketh around
From nearest and far
In-ches from the ground
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Duth shaketh thy rumpus
It drives me insane
Wiggling my Peter
Known as my main vein
My trouser get tighter
Im pitching a tent
When you rumble the ground
With your massive rear end
Twerkith they rump
Shaketh thy ass
Exciting my small fellow
Inside my pants..
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Thou shaketh thy booteth
Flutters fill my my heart
My soul rising up
We can not depart
Thy standeth next to you
I taketh thou hand
Mlady, come with me
Thou life will be grand
Ill taketh you with me
Sensual beauty well have
Marry me lady
Well fock cross the land
Mmmmmm
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Cant control these feelings
Thou feelith inside
Pre-cummeth arising
Trousers messy, cant hide
Bounceth thou booty
On my lap you will seat
Thy tent-ith is rising
Doth bounce on thy meat
Thy cumeth too early
Oopsie thy bad
Thou hath excited
Thy tiny little lad...
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Cometh-ing nearer
Ring for thou hand
Our marriage prepared
Forever mine for all strands
Each night your moves shaketh
And rumble all round
Im the happiest fellow
Til Im put in the ground
Mmm hmmm
Hmmm mmm hmmm mmm
Oooh
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Dee vine
Mmmm hmmm
Dee vine..
Mmm hmmm
Thou be hinde
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Mlady #Folk #Classical #Comedy #Parody #Satiee #Medieval #OldTime #Thy #Thou #OldTimey #Old #Dance #Skyrim #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno")
![Leftovers - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a59eNktFNaA/mqdefault.jpg "Leftovers - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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Leftovers - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Theres been many many times
Inside
The things that i hide
The sins within
That, define my mind..
Depression, the lessons
Guiding my ways
Bottled up tight
Hiding the pain
Driven insane
By the day to day, mundane
Rejection, the questions
On why, Im this way
Cant keep the control
My thoughts, as they race
Steady the pace
But Im under chase
Escaping the fate
And where itll lead
Corrupted by failure
Ill never succeed..
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)
A splatter on the wall
Is all thats left for me
The ending of it all
And my family tree
Final calling card
What you get from me
Ending all the shame
And the hurt, Id keep
Under the gun, watch over my shoulder
There is no one, who can keep me sober
Drinking and snorting, smoke it away
Numbing the feelings and thoughts in my brain..
Pushing and going
I cannot release
Loading the gun
Soon it will cease
Power increase
Linger over the trigger
Hover and wonder
Cant see a bigger picture
No one around
Lost family and friends
Left all alone
But, soon it will end.. (end.. end..)
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)
Barrel pressed to the tem pull..
Dont worry, this is sim pull..
Loaded up, keeping it full..
Pull the trigger.. pull.. (pull.. pull..)
[Gunshot]
[Pause]
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)...
Left overs, left lef left overs.. left overs.. left tuh left overs..
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#Leftovers #Suicide #Unalive #Unaliving #Death #SuicideNote #Horrorcore #Horror #Rap #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot #randum")
![Hunkules: Nonsense, Part 5 - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a6ZReVB9GLY/mqdefault.jpg "Hunkules: Nonsense, Part 5 - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Here we are in the 5th Nonsense track.. can these be classified as Nonsense, if like 80% of this channel is random nonsense?? Or, are these Nonsense Songs more nonsensical than the average song on here?
I initially didnt even know what to call this, because its so random, then Suno decided to throw an extra Hunkules at the end, and thats how I got the title. Originally I was just going to call it Nonsense 5: I have no f-cking clue...
Hunkules: Nonsense, Part 5 - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Three friends drew each other...
Andrew drew Ann
And drew Drew,
And Drew drew Ann
And drew Andrew,
And Ann drew Drew
And drew Andrew.
Karen and Sharon,
Going out to eat.
Sharon shared with Karen
And Karen cared to Share
Karen is sharin.
So, Sharon is carin
To share with Karens share
Zero.
Dot dot.
Zero.
Dot (dot dot).
Zero.
Hercules?
Honey. You mean, Hunk you Lees...
Oh, who put the glad in Glad He Ate Her
Hunk You Lees
Who has a funky Soda of him
Hunk You Lees
(Youre strong mister)
And you saved us.
(I got a fur wedgie)
Fifty soda FlayVuzz..
Of
Hunk You Lees
(Why fifty)
Hunk You Lees
(Thats too many)
Hunk You Lees
(Like flavors of his body?)
Hunk You Lees
(Thats frickin weird bro)
Hunk You Lees
Bless my soul,
Hunk was on a Roll
(Dinner roll ol)
Hes super high
(And the nicest guy)
Hunky hunk hunk
He was a hunk one
Hunky hunky
Now hes a fat one
Chunky monkey
Chunk You Lees
(Oh yeah)
Chunk You Lees...
Nine.. Eight.. Seven.. Six.. Five.. Four.. Three.. Two.. One..
One one one...
One point five
Point Four, Point Nine.
Point (point point)
Six Point, Seven Point
Point (point) Nine (nine nein nein nein)
Ill be Frank
You be Harriett
Frankly, my bitch
I dont give a shit
(Spicy).
Willy Wonka
Wonked his Willy
While Wonking Willys Will
Will Willy Wonk a Wonkie Wonka
While Wonking Wills Willy Will
Tricky Richard
Tricky Dick
Hairy Richard
Hairy Dick
Hairy Bitch Turd
Hairy Shit
(Hairy Shit? I think you mean Ho ree sheet)
Ho ree sheet
Ho ree sheet
I gibb it too ya momma
Skeet skeet skeet
Skeet on duh blanket
Skeet on duh sheet
Sneeze when I skeet
Hippies skeet on Dee trees
Tree hugger
Tree lubber
Rub a babys
Buggy bumper
Rock rock rock...
Caught between a rock
And a hard place
Then I take the rock
And beat your damn face
Zesty fiesta
Zesty best e
Dress to impress.
Impress the homies
Flee flee flee
Clip the clap
Slap the snap back
On the back pack
Hit the track, track
Run the damn streets
Slap the pavement
With your flat feet
Gunnu gunnu go
Then...
When you run, you suddenly trip and fall and bounce off the ground and spin rapidly up into the sky as if you were Team Rocket, getting blasted into space... In fact, you do blast into space, and spin faster, like a star shape, because your arms and legs are outstretched... And now youre flying off into oblivion, into the nothingness of space....
(See You.
Space Cowboy).
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Hunkules #Nonsense #NonsensePart5 #Comedy #Parody #Satire #Hercules #PlayOnNames #Sharon #Karen #Ann #Andrew #Drew #WillyWonka #DMKTENN #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #CreArtAI #CreArtApp #randumENT #randumEntertainment #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew")
![No One Shows - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aGrQlKbh21s/mqdefault.jpg "No One Shows - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Grab the skelly
And put it in my belly
You can smell my feet,
But I bet that theyre smelly
Ticket booth
A chance to pass
Snaggle toothed
With a master plan
It goes clickety click
Rising up to the top
Higher and higher
At its highest, it drops
A Sneeze from the breeze
Flies buzz by your face
An ancient Nordic yell
Of, Tusen stjärnors urtidssång
[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isnt happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...
Toss up and toss out
Lost all the food
Clean up, scrub down
My inside no gewd
Off to the trail
A path to a cross
Meet in the middle
Washing the cloth
Jump from a height
Only karma can see
At some tower in Paris
Or by the Dairy Queen
[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isnt happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...
Rickety cricket, rickety bridge
A picnic for ants on top of a ridge
Tumble the fumble
Toss a ball with the weeds
A fistful of dollars
A case full of Leeds
The suns going down
Daylight fades to night
Wrestle with demons
Prep time for a fight
Gaze from the back, shadows and dark
Run through the mud and hope its not shart
Capital M and Capital G
Sign for this order and paint the trees green
Catacomb rat holes
Bore through the cheese
Up to the top
Rises the cream
[Chorus]
Ho hum, his horse
A crickey crooked path
Adding 1 and 1, but none to fun
Isnt happy math
Snack sandwich, pack a lunch
Meet at the diner for a fulfilling brunch
But no one shows... Oh...
An empty tome
And no one shows
Oh oh
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#NoOneShows #Ska #Nordic #Viking #RollerCoaster #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #MattMartin #randumENT #randumEntertainment #DonnaAI #AI #AIMusic #AISong #Satire")
![Bubbly Booty McScooty - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aUBop_E6roM/mqdefault.jpg "Bubbly Booty McScooty - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics (Written by Gabriel Downey & Matt Martin)
[matt]
pac man ate a ghost
he served it up toast
it tickled in my nose
I got fancy twinkly toes
[gabe]
turning on your toes
I got no friggin foes
I like to sniff with my nose
and I like to do a turd pose
[matt]
aw sheet, I got pizza on my pants
sheety sheet sheet, ewy gooey dance
swiftly turn around, going to the dog pound
downtown. round clown. small tiny man.
[gabe]
my friend told me he had Dr pepper on his bellybutton
told me to like his nasty toes
I told him no
he said you smell like turdo
[chorus]
my bubbly booty, likes to go tooty
spraying lots of pooty
mc-scooty mc-scooty
I got a big stinkin booty
[matt]
jiggle jiggle jiggle
my booty likes to wiggle
down the the street. I smell feet
eww gross. it smells stinky
[gabe]
polish my car
I can see your sharting from really far
your turds smell like nasty tar
dont make me attack you with my rawr
[matt]
batman. bat plan. big hand. tall stand.
in a bat can. the man can. vul can on the wall man
cheese to please, the easy sneeze
oh e I e I e I e I e I e oh
[gabe]
there was a baby that told me she had a wife
I told her I got a knife
she said thats not very nice
I told her I dont care it sounds like ice
[chorus]
my bubbly booty, likes to go tooty
spraying lots of pooty
mc-scooty mc-scooty
I got a big stinkin booty
[matt]
boyp boyp boyp
I un oh. oh I un oh. e o e o e o e o
okay
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#Bubbles #AISong #AI #DonnaAI #randumENT #randumKids # McScooty #Booty #Comedy #Parody #Satire")
![Not Yo Cheese - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/apxBopz4YIU/mqdefault.jpg "Not Yo Cheese - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I (matt) started this song out, not knowing what to do after the Hill of the King part... and I added a chorus, but the rest after that part, is Robert and I drunk.. with me writing down everything he was saying and a few things said in Game, while he was playing Grand Theft Auto V.
Not Yo Cheese - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Its nacho cheese
Its mine
The hill of the king
Uh ringa ding ding
I never used a nail to nail a nail
But I used a screw to screw a screw
Ya dunk yuh dough nuts into duh doe
Ehh mlupp, get out of my way bitch
I forgot to take my pills
Its gonna be hard not to get over
Go on get up
Go on get up
Oooh. Ahhh
Uhhp yoop
This is how you avoid cops in the mountains
Every time I play online, this is what I do
Oh opp physics..
Yeah, there we go
Oop op shit
No. Eh uh eh uh eh uh
There we go
What are you doing???
Im trying to balance it
Its really fucking hard
Look at this car
Its missing the doors
Okay, I didnt hit a tree
Okay okay
I cant even turn left
I literally cant turn left
Okay okay
Not yo fuckin cheese
Nope
Nacho fucking cheese
I sell propane and propane accessories
And its not yo
Not yo cheese
NO!
Come pick me up
Fuckin.... Ugh ...
Sandy shores
Sandy shores
Snandy snores
Shandy shnores
WERE GONNA HANG OUT WITH FRANKLIN!!!
what should we do?
Bar? Strip Club?
Good to hang out with you kid
[Talking]
Fucking cheese or something. I dont know.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#NotYoCheese #NachoCheese #NotchoCheese #NotYourCheese #Parody #Comedy #Satire #Random #KingOfTheHill #Propane #GTA #GrandTheftAuto #GTAV #GrandTheftAutoV #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #Suno")
![Bon Drovie: Nonsense, Part 8 - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b1VkcPJbSIQ/mqdefault.jpg "Bon Drovie: Nonsense, Part 8 - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The 8th song from the Nonsense Collection.
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Bon Drovie - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin)
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..
Dont dont
Dont Drown My Jovie
Dont dont
Dont Jove my Drownie
Dont dont
Dont Drown my Brownie
Dont dont
Dont brown my Drownie
Robert Downey
Down town cheesecake
Junior junior
Mix up the milkshake
Bonnie Jovi
Dead or alive
Dont worry (worry),
Its my life..
Minnie mouse
In the house
The house of mouse
Dont call for Klaüs
Strange things are happening to me,
Aint no doubt about it...
Short people got a friend in me
Randy Randy Randy
Randall the Scare Team Queen
I bond the bond and eat a bon bon
Like like, a ton. I get the hawn duh
Some one save Jobe
Hes getting a probe
In the aye nuss
Ale E Yunzz dont show
No remorse
No respect
I get no respect
With my Dangerfield flex..
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..
Dont dont
Dont Drown My Jovie
Dont dont
Dont Jove my Drownie
Dont dont
Dont Drown my Brownie
Dont dont
Dont brown my Drownie
Bon bon.
Bon Drovie
Bon bon bon bon
Bon Drovie
Bon bon.
Bon Drovie
Bon bon bon bon
Bon Drovie
I watched you change,
Into a fly.
I hit you with a fly swatter,
And all you did was ask why?
Why why why.
Whyd you do that..
Matt Matt Matt
Lose the red hat
Red hat mister, Seducing your sister
But Ill stay fitted, new era committed
Pop a smooch on the sister, yeah (yeah) I kissed her
Now this red cap gets some ass from his critics
Under the gun
Under the sun
Plunder the fun
Plunder the sponge
Listening to grunge
I got the beep boop
Hear the low hum
I gots ta pee poop
Down the downs
Down in down under
Wear the crown
Run from the hunter
Snooze the bell
Sleep a little longer
Clean the snail trail
Then honk the honkers..
Clip clip clip. Clop.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovie Drownie Bon Brownie..
Dont dont
Dont Drown My Jovie
Dont dont
Dont Jove my Drownie
Dont dont
Dont Drown my Brownie
Dont dont
Dont brown my Drownie
Brawn brawn
Clean it like brawny
All gone
Stay golden like Pony
Boy boy
Ive had enough of your shit
bout to bust your lip
Then twist your man tits..
Fellow fellow. Long
Long..
Hell Oh Longfellow
Howdy Mister Deeds
Snatch the umbrello
Til the Um Pire Queefs
Quip the quips
Queers acting Queer
Quit the Quits
Guap Crop Top cleared
Question the Questions
Quest on the Quest
Now ya got Twin sisters,
Like Johnny Test...
Test. Test.
Gotta catch em All,
Cuz hes Danny Phantom.
Going to the Mall,
Cuz hes Danny Phantom.
Sniff the ladies draws,
Cuz hes Danny Phantom
(Hes a Phantom. Hes a Phantom)..
Dont question my authori tie..
(Its science, Bitch.)
Bad mother fucker
Bad mother chucker
Bad mother clucker
Bad mother fluffer
Bad mammajamma
Beat the tard tard out your brains
Defeat a Mini Tar Tar
With Tar Tar Sauce, Dave..
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Minnie Bonnie Brownie Bon Drownie.
Drownie Drovy Drownie Bon Brownie..
Dont dont
Dont Drown My Jovie
Dont dont
Dont Jove my Drownie
Dont dont
Dont Drown my Brownie
Dont dont
Dont brown my Drownie
Jawn jawn
Jawn Drownie
Bon bon,
Bon Brownie
Bah bah, bah bah,
Bon Drovie
Lets go home (home home)
And watch a moe vee...
Its popcorn time, bitch.
Hmmm ha,
Hmm hmm hmm, ha
Hmm ha,
Hmm hmm hmm, ha
Hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm ha
Hum who ha
Hoo hoo ha ha ..
(Ha.. ha.. ha..)...
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
and Edited by Matt G Martin
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![My Dads A Babushka Woman - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bcMfF3Rhn58/mqdefault.jpg "My Dads A Babushka Woman - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
oh bitty bitty bum
my dads a babushka woman
bum bum bum
Run around like a doofy hooman
Hairy hair on my bum bum bum
Its not fun.
Why do I got hair on my bum bum?
I got, like a ton. Ton
Babushky tatooshky
boosh boosh boosh
The Might Boosh
[Chorus]
Dads an old man, can in his hand
Hes a babushka woman. But hes a man
Old drifty thrifty. Hairy tip top to toe
Babushka Rad. Babushka Dad
So she cant have babies. Kitty cat land
Old babushka kitty cat glad.
Glad to be a kitty, in litter box city
Poo everywhere. Stuck to the booty hair
Dingleberry dingleberry
Stuck right there.
Babba Boosh
Booshy toosh
Toothbrush on the teeth
Foot brush on the feet
1 fish
2 fish
Red fish
Moderately colored,
in an unorthodox way colored fish
Fish
Haugh hee hilly hall
[Chorus]
Dads an old man, can in his hand
Hes a babushka woman. But hes a man
Old drifty thrifty. Hairy tip top to toe
Babushka Rad. Babushka Dad
Poppa poppa
Babushky blah blah
Hawk a loog
Of my snotty snot boog
Babushky Babushky
Bottle bottle Boosh
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#Babushka #BabushkaWoman #BabushkaDad #Comedy #Parody #Satire #randumENT #MattMartin #randumEntertainment #Dingleberry #cVc #DonnaAI")
![Nickel Plated Poop Stash - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bnySEZjDy2Q/mqdefault.jpg "Nickel Plated Poop Stash - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
another one where I just said some random shit, randomly and made it a song...
Nickel Plated Poop Stash - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Puh puh puh. Poop Stash...
Do you have T-P, for my.
Bung hollllllllllle oh woahhhhh
Hollllllllllllle woahhh woahh ohhh
Bung hollllllllllle oh woahhhhh
Hollllllllllllle woahhh woahh ohhh
(I am Cornholio)
Hollllllllllllle woahhh woahh ohhh
Bung hollllllllllle oh woahhhhh
(Are you Threatening Me?)
Hollllllllllllle woahhh woahh ohhh
Bung hollllllllllle oh woahhhhh
Stop!
[Talking]
Nickel Plated Poop Stash!
[Solo]
[Best drop]
Shmelt the nickel
Nickel cracked
Nickel up, down, front
Nickel back
[Rap]
My Nickel, My Nickel
My muh Fuckin nickel
Avter shmelting the nickel
Collect the poo that you saved
Coat it in Nickel,
I know its insane. But wait.
Nickel nickel nickel plate.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Puh puh puh. Poop Stash...
Nickuh Nickuh Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
All the nickels in the world
Like a million dollars
Of shiny little nickels
But I dont want that
Saving all these millions
To shmelt them down
And cover all the poo
Ive collected around
All the stray.
Dog Poo, Cat Poo
Bear Poo, Elephant poo
Horse poo, left behind a buggie
Your poo, my poo
Massive poos are lovely...
Giant. Giant.
Little and big
Enough Nickel shmelted
Go cover these. Shit.
[Talking]
What can I rhyme with big, that fits here...
Hmmm, oh well
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Nickel Plated Poop Stash.
Poop Stash.
Puh puh puh. Poop Stash...
Puh puh.
Puh puh, poop Stash.
Puh puh.
Puh puh, poop Stash.
Puh puh puh. Poop Stash...
#NickelPlatedPoopStash #Nickel #Plated #Poop #Stash #NickelPlating #Plating #Nickels #PoopStash #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #MattMartinLyrics #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno")
![Not Adjacent - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c19jqZkNJpg/mqdefault.jpg "Not Adjacent - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
🫨
Not Adjacent - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Its not adjacent.
Not under chase and.
No chase from Jason.
Not even Mason.
You feel the Bass.
(it goes BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!)
BOOM! BOOM!
Yahhh!
Wop womp womp!
10 gallons.
The malice.
The freak on the street.
The callus, the chalice.
The boom to the beat.
BOOM! BOOM!
Boom, the boom to the beat.
Yahhh!
Wop womp womp!
Go!!
Yahhh!
Wop womp womp!
Womp womp!
Womp.
Womp.
Womp.
Wowuhwuhwuhwuhwuh
Wubbuh lubbuh.
Wubbuh lubbuh dub dub.
Wowuhwuhwuhwuhwuh
Wahwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh
No where near
You hear
The beer
And cheer
The sheer
The sneer
Throw into.
3rd gear.
REVERSE! REVERSE!
caught in the hearse.
A Dangerous curse.
Thats My Purse!
Thah thaH
THATS MY PURSE!
WOMP WOMP.
Its not adjacent.
Not under chase and.
No chase from Jason.
Not even Mason.
You feel the Bass.
(it goes BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!)
boom...
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#NotAdjacent #Not #Adjacent #Mason #JasonVoorhees #RickSanchez #BobbyHill #BanjoRap #Banjo #Rap #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno")
![Happy Place - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cJmFUzvLS9w/mqdefault.jpg "Happy Place - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Happy Place - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
When you have
Bad times bring you down.
And on your face
Is a saddened frown.
Go back to, all
Your best memories.
Think deeply, and
Let your mind break free.
Hold in the bad vibes,
Send out the good.
Replace the bad times
Like, you know that you should.
[Chorus]
Happy Place, Happy Place.
Go on, put on a Happy Face.
Shining high, shining on
Push your fears and past, along.
Keep the past in the past,
Look forward, to the future.
Release all the crap
The sad and angered moods-yur
Go back, Go back, in your mind..
Just find, just find..
Your happy Place, to hide.
It feels like the walls
Are caving in.
Its hard to decipher
A real or fake grin.
Dance it out, Scream and shout
Sing your favorite song
Draw your favorite characters
Work out, til your strong.
You got this.
Your goal.
Stand high now.
With the power that you hold.
You can never fix the past
And that is okay.
You cant control it all.
Just push it all away...
And find your
[Chorus]
Happy Place, Happy Place.
Go on, put on a Happy Face.
Shining high, shining on
Push your fears and past, along.
Keep the past in the past,
Look forward, to the future.
Release all the crap
The sad and angered moods-yur
Go back, Go back, in your mind..
Just find, just find..
Your happy Place, to hide.
The crying, emotions
The rage built inside
Repeating it over
Time after time.
Push on and move on
Release all your dreams
Destroy all your nightmares
Pull them, from the seems
I know that its hard
I know youll push through
Theres no one thats stronger.
Stronger than you.
Reach out, reach in
Find in your mind
Your happy place of wonder
Youll complete it, in time.
[Chorus]
Happy Place, Happy Place.
Go on, put on a Happy Face.
Shining high, shining on
Push your fears and past, along.
Keep the past in the past,
Look forward, to the future.
Release all the crap
The sad and angered moods-yur
Go back, Go back, in your mind..
Just find, just find..
Your happy Place, to hide.
Inside.
Dont hide.
Your mind.
So kind.
Happy thoughts.
Youll see.
Your happy place in you.
Is me..
And my happy place for me
Comes true.
My happy place, happy place.
Is you.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#HappyPlace #Happy #Place #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #Bother #BothercVc #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno")
