![RATS! - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment @CollectiveVarietyCrew](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WpvwVN0JEQw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
"Rats" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Got kids, with food spilling everywhere
Got that bubblegum, stuck in their hair
Where are we going, they don't care
Chocolate Wasted, getting all impaired
Ruh ruh huh huh huh.
Huh huh, no, nuh nuh.
Rats-uh
Rats-uh
Chewing the upholstery
Naw the steering wheel
They want left over poultry
Rotten banana peels
That new cannabis febreeze
Cannabis Breeze
Canada Breeze
Can a bitch breathe
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Neil Breen, Neil Breen
Breeniverse Sheen
Shining like a diamond
While all the rats scream
No collar, don't holler
Stray pussy cats
A gang full of kitties
Come to take down the rats
Led by a black one
Titled, the Baby
First in command
Is Lucky. Who's Crazy.
Fuxx up this posse
Of furry scurry rodents
Karate kick, a ninja flip
The book of pain, they wrote it
Kyie hi hi hye, hye
Hi Yahh
Yahh Yahh Yahh Yahh
Kye k-Yie-ull
Out the masses, They pass us
Off to the fields
My car's a wreck now
What the fudge packing midget hookers am I supposed to do with this cock uh doody bologna...
Pshhhh
[Whisper]
Friggin'...
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats
- aka "Rats In My Car"
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Rats #Car #RatsInMyCar #InMyCar #Comedy #Parody #Satire #MessyCar #Messy #Kids #MessyKids #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #Suno #SunoMusic
"Rats" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Got kids, with food spilling everywhere
Got that bubblegum, stuck in their hair
Where are we going, they don't care
Chocolate Wasted, getting all impaired
Ruh ruh huh huh huh.
Huh huh, no, nuh nuh.
Rats-uh
Rats-uh
Chewing the upholstery
Naw the steering wheel
They want left over poultry
Rotten banana peels
That new cannabis febreeze
Cannabis Breeze
Canada Breeze
Can a bitch breathe
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Neil Breen, Neil Breen
Breeniverse Sheen
Shining like a diamond
While all the rats scream
No collar, don't holler
Stray pussy cats
A gang full of kitties
Come to take down the rats
Led by a black one
Titled, the Baby
First in command
Is Lucky. Who's Crazy.
Fuxx up this posse
Of furry scurry rodents
Karate kick, a ninja flip
The book of pain, they wrote it
Kyie hi hi hye, hye
Hi Yahh
Yahh Yahh Yahh Yahh
Kye k-Yie-ull
Out the masses, They pass us
Off to the fields
My car's a wreck now
What the fudge packing midget hookers am I supposed to do with this cock uh doody bologna...
Pshhhh
[Whisper]
Friggin'...
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats
- aka "Rats In My Car"
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Rats #Car #RatsInMyCar #InMyCar #Comedy #Parody #Satire #MessyCar #Messy #Kids #MessyKids #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #Suno #SunoMusic
![RATS! - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WpvwVN0JEQw/mqdefault.jpg "RATS! - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Rats - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Oom-dop-duh-boom-dopt-duh-eema.
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-na-ee-ma.
Got kids, with food spilling everywhere
Got that bubblegum, stuck in their hair
Where are we going, they dont care
Chocolate Wasted, getting all impaired
Ruh ruh huh huh huh.
Huh huh, no, nuh nuh.
Rats-uh
Rats-uh
Chewing the upholstery
Naw the steering wheel
They want left over poultry
Rotten banana peels
That new cannabis febreeze
Cannabis Breeze
Canada Breeze
Can a bitch breathe
I got rats in my car
Rats in my car
Rats..Rats..Rats..Rats
(Rats...Rats...Rats)
Chewing up the tires
Chasing off the cats
Neil Breen, Neil Breen
Breeniverse Sheen
Shining like a diamond
While all the rats scream
No collar, dont holler
Stray pussy cats
A gang full of kitties
Come to take down the rats
Led by a black one
Titled, the Baby
First in command
Is Lucky. Whos Crazy.
Fuxx up this posse
Of furry scurry rodents
Karate kick, a ninja flip
The book of pain, they wrote it
Kyie hi hi hye, hye
Hi Yahh
Yahh Yahh Yahh Yahh
Kye k-Yie-ull
Out the masses, They pass us
Off to the fields
My cars a wreck now
What the fudge packing midget hookers am I supposed to do with this cock uh doody bologna...
Pshhhh
[Whisper]
Friggin...
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats.
Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats
- aka Rats In My Car
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Rats #Car #RatsInMyCar #InMyCar #Comedy #Parody #Satire #MessyCar #Messy #Kids #MessyKids #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #Suno #SunoMusic")
![Dont Forget the Jam - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XPc4WZvxBLY/mqdefault.jpg "Dont Forget the Jam - cVc | Suno | © 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Dont Forget the Jam - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Robert Martin):
I dont want no sourdough.
Rye bread is way too dry.
Lay me something better.
And smear on the butter.
Dont forget the Jam.
Raspberry, blueberry, cherry or peach.
As long as it jams I preach!
Smear it on the tender, dont forget the butter.
And dont forget the Jam!
(Drum Solo)
You see me going ham.
For that sweet taste of Jam.
The P B and jam on jam.
Load it up as much as you can.
Lay me something better.
And smear on the butter.
Dont forget the Jam.
Raspberry, blueberry, cherry or peach.
As long as it jams I preach!
Smear it on the tender, dont forget the butter.
And dont forget the Jam!
© 2026 robby_nitram & [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Robert Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
#DontForgetTheJam #DontForget #Jam #TheJam #Jammy #RobertMartin #RobbyNitram #robby_nitram #Music #Audio #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #SunoAI #Suno #CreArt #InShot
#music #robby_nitram #rock #jazz #suno #ai")
![Da Jimmer - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Xpk31XTOA5Y/mqdefault.jpg "Da Jimmer - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
This took some time and editing... Suno runs on a 4 minute limit, the song messed up at 1:11, I fixed that with Extending, which has a 2 minute limit.. so I had to extend it again, with now a nearly 5 minute track and editing, which accidentally got deleted... so I had to re-edit. The first edit sounded better, you couldnt tell the breaks between.
In this one you can hear the first break and the second synced well.. but, alas...
This is a song I based off the character, Jimmer Negamanee from Menominee. From the Independent 2001 Jeff Daniels Film, Escanaba in da Moonlight and based on his Play of the same name.
I tried to use actual sounds, words and noises The Jimmer makes in the film.. so, enjoy that 😂
Thank You For Listening and Please Consider Subscribing for more Nonsensical Music for your Ears to behold.
- matt
Da Jimmer - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin, based on the Work by Jeff Daniels & Guy Sanville):
Ahhhhh hoo
My chevy-shook-uh-shih
Baahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Das right, I nee a shotgun
Boomidy Boom
Shaahhh yaahhhh Boomidy Boom
Kiyyyssshh ahhh
Ooohhhhhhhhh
Boobidy Boom
WihWhishkie Chaysher
Hiya hommidy high
Thish shtastes like shapp
[Chorus]
Jimmer Negamanee
From Menominee
Soar off, abducted for a weekend
He came back
And we can barely understand
His Chevy took a shit
Hes Freaking out and runnin
Drinking like a fish
Whiskey and a shotgun
Da Jimmers back
Tonights gonna be a long one
My chevy-shook-uh-shih
I leeves it on da roadsh
On Da Campsh roadsh
It bursht inta shames
Kuh kuh yaahhhhhhhh
All of uh shuhdden
My chevy-shook-uh-shih
Shemmah tu my
Sho shy shush washin muh shevy shish
Shen all of uh shuhdden
My chevy bursht into shames
Shen, the shtrangest shing happensh
Shaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
I shink I shit my shelf.
[Chorus]
Jimmer Negamanee
From Menominee
Soar off, abducted for a weekend
He came back
And we can barely understand
His Chevy took a shit
Hes Freaking out and runnin
Drinking like a fish
Whiskey and a shotgun
Da Jimmers back
Tonights gonna be a long one
Ooh ooh Boomidy Boom
Da Jimmersh back
With the Soadys
Reuben, Remnar & Albert
A crazy night of crazy lights,
Crazy noises, something aint right
In an ancient tongue
Da Jimmer speaks
A knock at the door
Who could it be?
[Talking]
Ranger Tom T. Treado
Department of Natural Resources
[Talking]
Please. Call me Ranger Tom.
Ranger Tom
Youve got a living legend hugging you
Da Jimmer, Duh Jimmer
Help us get through
Through the night
We cant understand
All the craziness
Happening at hand
You Cant Shoot God.
NO SHASHTEES!?!?!?
[Chorus]
Jimmer Negamanee
From Menominee
Soar off, abducted for a weekend
He came back
And we can barely understand
His Chevy took a shit
Hes Freaking out and runnin
Drinking like a fish
Whiskey and a shotgun
Da Jimmers back
Tonights gonna be a long one
[Deep voice]
B I E
B I E
Shucker fish, shucker fish
We need a Sacrifice
So, swing low
Sweet chariot
Ranger Tom in Porkihpine piss
Coming forth
To carry you home
But oh no, it didnt work, shish!
Get through the night
Itll be okay
As long as my çhevy
Dont bursht into shames
Yahhh, all the Whiskey turned to sap
Whats he looking for?
Whats he looking for?
1 potato, 2 potato,
3 potato, 4
5 potato, 6 potato,
7 potato, more...
Hmmm
Well... Shats ekshplains my dream
(Boomidy Boom!!)
Based on Characters from the Play, Escanaba in da Moonlight, created by Jeff Daniels & Guy Sanville.
As well as the film, Escanaba in da Moonlight, Written & Directed by Jeff Daniels.
This Song is Written & Edited by Matt Martin and Produced with Suno A.I. Music Generator.
#EscanabaInDaMoonlight #Escanaba #DeerHunting #Jimmer #DaJimmer #TheJimmer #JimmerNegamanee #Buck #Buckless #Yooper #JeffDaniels #PurpleRose #Play #Movie #Comedy #Chevy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #Suno")
![John Boyega - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YGLXgjIdV_Q/mqdefault.jpg "John Boyega - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
A short song about John Boyega, written by Matt Martin of [ran-dum] Entertainment and ran through the Donna A.I. Music Generator.
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
John Boyega, Boy John Egga, egg Boy John uh
Uh John boyga, boyg boyg egg John, Jong boy jeng juh, boyg boyg jong jong
John Boyega, Boy John Egga, egg Boy John uh
Uh John boyga, boyg boyg egg John, Jong boy jeng juh, boyg boyg jong jong
John Boyega, Boy John Egga, egg Boy John uh
Uh John boyga, boyg boyg egg John, Jong boy jeng juh, boyg boyg jong jong
John Boyega, Boy John Egga, egg Boy John uh
Uh John boyga, boyg boyg egg John, Jong boy jeng juh, boyg boyg jong jong
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
#JohnBoyega #AISong #AIMusic #cVc #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MatrMartin #DonnaAI")
![Cheep-Cheep-Cheep - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YvEWEMIvpN8/mqdefault.jpg "Cheep-Cheep-Cheep - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
random copy paste boredom ...
Cheep-Cheep-Cheep - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Cheepy cheepy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Chirpy chirpy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheepy cheepy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheepy cheepy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Chirpy chirpy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheepy cheepy
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
[Record Scratch]
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chippy-chip pee pee pee (pee)
Cheep Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Cheep Cheep Cheep
(Cheep Cheep Cheep)
[Talking]
[Spoken Word]
I fed up with dis wurrld
Everybuhddy be tray me...
[Talking]
[Spoken Word]
Ha ha ha... You must be joking, arent you?
#CheepCheepCheep #Chippy #CollectiveVarietyCrew #cVc #randumENT #randumEntertainment #Comedy #Parody #Satire #TommyWiseau #TheRoom #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoAISong #SunoAIMusic #Suno")
![Little One - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZMl5oA9q-pQ/mqdefault.jpg "Little One - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Dedicated to my Amazing Children 💞
No Matter Where You Go in Life, Ill Always be with you & I will Always Love You.
Little One
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Hush now, sweetness
You hide away in fear
No ones lurking in the shadows
Nothing wicked drawing near
Ill watch over and protect you
Just close your little eyes
Dont you fret and worry now
Ill never leave your side
Hold you close and give you comfort
Sing you every lullaby
No need for sadness sweetheart
No need for you to cry
[Chorus]
Ill keep you safe
Ill keep you warm
I will protect you
From this storm
A raging fear inside your mind
Little One, well stay aligned
Im close behind
Im close behind
No matter where you wander
Home, School, the park with friends
Ill be there to defend you
Physically or in your head
Keep your chin up darling
Stand strong with all your might
Youre a fearless little wonder
Youre the brightest shining light
No one can overpower
The feelings that you feel
Dont worry what theyre thinking
Only your belief is real
[Chorus]
Ill keep you safe
Ill keep you warm
I will protect you
From this storm
A raging fear inside your mind
Little One, well stay aligned
Im close behind
Im close behind
As time goes on
Youre so brave and strong
Knowing all along
You can do no wrong
Ages passing now
As you lay me down to sleep
My eternal slumber
Where I rest in piece
Im so proud of you
You were all Id need
Your the reason I kept going
My true strength was you in me
[Chorus]
Ill keep you safe
Ill keep you warm
I will protect you
From this storm
A raging fear inside your mind
Little One, well stay aligned
Im close behind
Oh Im close behind, youll find
Ill always watch over you
Even when Im gone
My love for you stays true
You will fight on
Ill never leave your side
Your my Little One
Im so happy that youre mine
So happy youre mine
I love you so...
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
#LittleOne #MattMartin #randumENT #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumKids #randomKidsNetwork #AISong #AIMusic #MattMartinLyrics #SunoAI #DonnaAI #Love #Children #Family #Heart #CloseBehind")
![Crispy Chicken Sandwich v2 - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZT0tOAOvJeM/mqdefault.jpg "Crispy Chicken Sandwich v2 - cVc | Donna A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Amelia and her Dad (Matt) created an original song about a Crispy Chicken Sandwich. This is the second Version.
Lyrics (Written by Amelia & Matt):
Crispy chicken sandwich
Yum yum yum
Crispieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chickeeeeeeeeeeeen
Sandwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich
Yuuuuuuuuuummmmmm
Waaaaaaaaaahh
Goooooooooooood
Delicious
Mmmmmmmm
Scrumptious
Wrapped in bread
Yum yum yum
Eat it in bed
Yummy yum yum
Wear it on your head
Huh?
Crispy chicken sandwich
Yum yum yum
Crispieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chickeeeeeeeeeeeen
Sandwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich
Yuuuuuuuuuummmmmm
Waaaaaaaaaahh
Yummy yuuummmmm
Crispy chicken sandwich
Yum yum yum
Crispieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chickeeeeeeeeeeeen
Sandwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich
Yuuuuuuuuuummmmmm
Waaaaaaaaaahh
Oh chicken sandwich
Youre my favorite
Crunch
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Donna Pro
Under Fair Use, you are Allowed by [ran-dum] Entertainment to use this audio track if you credit the creator, artist name & production company.
#CrispyChicken #CrispyChickenSandwich #Chicken #AISong #AI #AIMusic #DonnaAI #DonnaPro #Funny #Satire #Kkds #randumKids #randumENT #Comedy
#randumEntertainment #NoRegionX")
![CTQ - Ralter Wisp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZY-4SmbNoMo/mqdefault.jpg "CTQ - Ralter Wisp III | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Parental Advisory, Not Intended for Children.
Listeners Discretion is Advised.
Cunt Tree Queef - Ralter Wisp III
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fuck fuckity fuck.
Fuck fuckity.
Girl you dont know,
What you do to me.
I take firm grip
On your booty cheeks
Hold you close
I dont want you to leave
But now Im here
without
My Ford pick up.
Maybe its right
And maybe its wrong
I just cant wait
To see you in that thong.
I guess thats why Im singing
This saw ong.
Then grab me
By my dingee dong.
I know you say,
You wont be long
In the bathroom
But its goin on
Youre probably taking
A poopy....
[Bridge]
Oh, yeah.
I grabbed you right
By the booty cheeks
But I didnt know
It would make you queef
Now its led to
an insurrection
And now Ive got
an erection.
[Chorus]
No, I never heard
A country queef
A little twang on it
I can hear your beef
Its slapping back and forth
And I dont know
Im kinda turned on
It aint hard to show
No no.. oh woah
Im aroused
By your Cunt Tree Queef
Now your coochies asking
Where the beef?
You just want the tip
But Im going balls deep
We plow down here
Under the moonlight
The air around my dong
Feels really nice
The bubbling cram
From your monster clam
Spurtin and furtin
All around my ham
Never felt a feeling
Like this before
Youre itchin for a creaming
And I got the cure
[Chorus]
No, I never heard
A country queef
A little twang on it
I can hear your beef
Its slapping back and forth
And I dont know
Im kinda turned on
It aint hard to show
No no.. oh woah
Im aroused
By your Cunt Tree Queef
*Pfffft* oh yeah,
that feels nice
Im hoping your pubies
Dont have no lice
Or crabs or
Any other things,
Bite me
You can sit your quaif
Right on my face
Bubblin round my lips
Til I can not braith
Your Queef can bellow
Like a big trombone
Tell me girl
When are you comin home
I need one point twenty one
Jigga twats
To get me off
Ill turn my head and cough
Your hands are cold
Now Im shriveled up
I need that loud Queef
To get me off
Its crazy...
I need my
Cunt Tree Queef
Lay day...
Come Queef me, bay bay
(Oooh eww)
*Pfffft* hmmm, that nice.
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
#Country #Queef #CountryQueef #Cunt #Tree #CuntTreeQueef #Satire #Parody #Comedy #Adult #Country #CountryMusic #ParodyMusic #AI #AIMusic #AISong #Suno #SunoAI #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #Lisp #SpeechImpediment")
![Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc | Official [ran-dum] Music Video](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_VcOSKkZvRY/mqdefault.jpg "Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc | Official [ran-dum] Music Video
This is a Fan-Made Parody & Satire.
Not to be taken seriously or to infringe on any Copyrights.
The Music Video to the Collective Variety Crew Song, Snatch Every MF Birthday, based on the work of Steven Seagal. Lyrics Written by Matt Martin, Audio, Vocals and Instrumental created for the Collective Variety Crew through Suno A.I. Music Generator.
Music Video Put together & Edited by Matt G Martin of [ran-dum] Entertainment.
Snatch Every MF Birthday - cVc
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Fly
Oh, soar high
Hes above the law
Beyond the law
Kill switch, driven to kill
Under siege, on deadly ground
An executive decision in the belly of the beast
Out for a kill, half past dead, out of reach
Marked for death
Clementine, today you die
Submerged into the sun
Maximum conviction
A force of execution
Ticker, attrition
True Justice, absolution
Sniper: Special Ops
The Asian connection
The perfect weapon with a contract to kill
End of a gun, born to raise hell
[Chorus]
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
Ill Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When Its Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
A dangerous man against the dark
The glimmer man, Roseanne
Fire Down Below in Under Siege 2
Machete, cartels, a China salesman
With a Code of honor
The foreigner has
Black Dawn
Mercenary of Justice
[Chorus]
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no
Ill Have 300 Agents Come Up Here, Into This Little Hick Town, And Crawl Up Every Orifice You Got. When Its Over, You Can Go To Your Favorite Proctologist And Get A Nice Soothing Ointment, And Rub It On The Hole That Hurts Most!
Out for justice, the general commander
Hes hard to kill with exit wounds
My giant, the patriot in the onion movie
Attack force on a flight of fury
Pistol whipped the shadow man
The keeper with urban justice
Sheep impact, gutshot straight
A good man...
Oh woah
Ill snatch every motherfucking birthday
Oh no...
Out for justice
Mercenary for justice
Urban justice
True Justice
Above the law
Beyond the law
The Glimmer Man
Shadow Man
A Dangerous Man
A Good Man
China Sales Man...
[Talking]
Nobody Beats Me In The Kitchen.
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All Music and Audio Rights Reserved to Suno & [ran-dum] Entertainment.
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MLady - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
There was a fair maiden
I caught in my eye
Dear lady come hither
Be my, merry bride
Doth do-ist things, I
have never seen
When you drop to the floor
And shake your rear eend
Booteth jiggles and bounces
It shaketh around
From nearest and far
In-ches from the ground
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Duth shaketh thy rumpus
It drives me insane
Wiggling my Peter
Known as my main vein
My trouser get tighter
Im pitching a tent
When you rumble the ground
With your massive rear end
Twerkith they rump
Shaketh thy ass
Exciting my small fellow
Inside my pants..
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Thou shaketh thy booteth
Flutters fill my my heart
My soul rising up
We can not depart
Thy standeth next to you
I taketh thou hand
Mlady, come with me
Thou life will be grand
Ill taketh you with me
Sensual beauty well have
Marry me lady
Well fock cross the land
Mmmmmm
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Cant control these feelings
Thou feelith inside
Pre-cummeth arising
Trousers messy, cant hide
Bounceth thou booty
On my lap you will seat
Thy tent-ith is rising
Doth bounce on thy meat
Thy cumeth too early
Oopsie thy bad
Thou hath excited
Thy tiny little lad...
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Cometh-ing nearer
Ring for thou hand
Our marriage prepared
Forever mine for all strands
Each night your moves shaketh
And rumble all round
Im the happiest fellow
Til Im put in the ground
Mmm hmmm
Hmmm mmm hmmm mmm
Oooh
[Chorus]
Oh, My dearest lass
Duth booteth duth shake
Wiggle that ass
The ground starting to quake
MLady, Mdear
My Sweeteth Devine
Thou loveth that booty
Tis the utmost devine
Dee vine
Mmmm hmmm
Dee vine..
Mmm hmmm
Thou be hinde
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Leftovers - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Theres been many many times
Inside
The things that i hide
The sins within
That, define my mind..
Depression, the lessons
Guiding my ways
Bottled up tight
Hiding the pain
Driven insane
By the day to day, mundane
Rejection, the questions
On why, Im this way
Cant keep the control
My thoughts, as they race
Steady the pace
But Im under chase
Escaping the fate
And where itll lead
Corrupted by failure
Ill never succeed..
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)
A splatter on the wall
Is all thats left for me
The ending of it all
And my family tree
Final calling card
What you get from me
Ending all the shame
And the hurt, Id keep
Under the gun, watch over my shoulder
There is no one, who can keep me sober
Drinking and snorting, smoke it away
Numbing the feelings and thoughts in my brain..
Pushing and going
I cannot release
Loading the gun
Soon it will cease
Power increase
Linger over the trigger
Hover and wonder
Cant see a bigger picture
No one around
Lost family and friends
Left all alone
But, soon it will end.. (end.. end..)
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)
Barrel pressed to the tem pull..
Dont worry, this is sim pull..
Loaded up, keeping it full..
Pull the trigger.. pull.. (pull.. pull..)
[Gunshot]
[Pause]
[Chorus]
Im just a walking corpse
In a hangover
Dead man walking
Im the leftovers
When you find me there
Hunched and bent over
Bullet to the brain,
Leaving leftovers
(Left, left, leftovers, lef tuh lef lef, leftovers)...
Left overs, left lef left overs.. left overs.. left tuh left overs..
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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