Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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This is a work of Comedy, Satire and/or Parody. These are Jokes, not to be taken seriously and Not meant to be the actual thoughts or actions of the creators. This Song is NOT Intended for Anyone Under the Age of 18.

[ran-dum] Entertainment presents

"Glizzy Gobbler" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

[Hook]
Get it (get it)
Glizzy Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
She a glizzy, he a glizzy,
Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
Getting dizzy, soda fizzy (gobbler)
Glizzy Gobbler
Slurp it up, suck it down
Knobbler

The way she gobble the glizzy
Roll into Sheetz
Double the glizzy
Double the meats

Ahhhggg gaahhghggggg
Ahhhgaagggoohgg gauhhh

She the gobbler
She the knobbler
Slobbin' on the knob
Like a porn-star

Humble happenings
It's entrap-ning
Flexin' on the rest
With the bling bling

Grab the ding-ling
Skeet to the ceiling
Slob the glizzy down
Hold in the feeling

Gobble Dee, gobble Dee
Gobble Dee gook
Slobble Dee, knobble Dee
Boofiddy boof

[Hook]
Get it (get it)
Glizzy Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
She a glizzy, he a glizzy,
Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
Getting dizzy, soda fizzy (gobbler)
Glizzy Gobbler
Slurp it up, suck it down
Knobbler

Chili cheese sauce
Wrap in bacon
Ketchup, mustard
She tryin' to get me naked

Glizzy, no bizzy
Flizzy the shizzy
No, not the Glock
The beef tippy glizzy

Never ever ever ever
Seen a gal, take it down
The way she swallow glizzies
She's the best around

Don't even take a bite
She deep throat the shit whole
Then when she's done
She grinds the stripper pole

Beef it up, beef it up
She drops it now
Her mouth around the glizzy
Then she slurps it down

Glizzy glizzy glizzy glizzy

[Hook]
Glizzy Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
She a glizzy, he a glizzy,
Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
Getting dizzy, soda fizzy (gobbler)
Glizzy Gobbler
Slurp it up, suck it down
Knobbler

Knob knob.
Knob, knob knob, nobbler
Glizzy glizzy glizzy.
Glizzy, glizzy, Gobbler....

Collect glizzy, for shizzy
At the 7-Eleven
When she take down the glizzy
It's like I'm in heaven

Foot long dong,
Encased beef meat
Wiener wiener wiener
That's her sweet treat

Gobble glizzy
Knobble nizzy
Swallow whole the
Beef bizzy

Girl getting dizzy
From all of the beef
She got the bacon
Stuck in her teeth

[Hook]
Get it (get it)
Glizzy Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
She a glizzy, he a glizzy,
Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
Getting dizzy, soda fizzy (gobbler)
Glizzy Gobbler
Slurp it up, suck it down
Knobbler

Throw it, I know it
She flop her floppers out
Raising my glizzy
'fore I bust in her mouth

Screaming and shout
Letting it out
Gobbling the glizzy
Without a doubt

Girl, get it
Bump the bump
Humpty Dumpty
Take it in the rump

All the kings horses
All the kings men
Everyone around
Gobblin' glizzies again

[Hook]
Glizzy Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
She a glizzy, he a glizzy,
Gobbler (Glizzy Gobbler)
Getting dizzy, soda fizzy (gobbler)
Glizzy Gobbler
Slurp it up, suck it down
Knobbler

Knob knob, knob knob.
Knob, knobbler
She the glizzy, he the glizzy
Glizzy, gobbler....

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