Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Don Chooby" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin & featuring a segment from "The Pied Piper" originally written by Robert Browning):

Ooooooooooooooooooooo
Wwaaaaaaaahhhh hoooooooooo

Yah yah yah

Oh hooo

Bingo bango, bongo, boop
Bingobangobangobongoboop
Bingo, bongo bongo
Boop boop boop

You follow dee stride
You go on dee ride
You slide to dee side
Den follow dee pied

Dee pied Piper
On dee roof
Try to hide away
But dares no use

Rats!
They fought the dogs,
and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles,
And eat the cheeses out of the vats,
And licked the soup
from the cooks' own ladles,
Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,
And even spoiled the women's chats
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps and flats.

Ha ha hats

Nibble bobble
Bumble boo
Dis is dee way
I give you Dee troof

There's proof
I can't deny
Stuck inside the vat
With a bunch of fries

[Chorus]
Ship off to booby
Whiff off Dee ride
Clam wiff Dee ruby
Pump up Dee slide
No way
No way to go
Now we.
Now we.
Now we know.
Don chooby

I dunno what that means
What the eff is done chooby
There's a curse, a trap
A trap, duh kind of booby

Seven hundred sevens
Of seventy three
I'm climbing up a ladder
Attached to a tree

Up to the fort
The tree house, I lie
Praying to dee master
Off to him, I fly

Baby crawls out Dee water
Ascend to Dee land
Oney, I know Dee
Yur Doo Doo at hand

[Chorus]
Ship off to booby
Whiff off Dee ride
Clam wiff Dee ruby
Pump up Dee slide
No way
No way to go
Now we.
Now we.
Now we know.
Don chooby

Don chooby
Duh chooby
I say it again
I don't understand

What duzz it mean
Im lost from dis stand

Go hoo
Go aha
Abracadabra
POOF!

POOF POOF POOF POOF!

[Talking]
I dunno what Dee fuk is going on...
I'm uh end diss sheet

[Chorus]
Ship off to booby
Whiff off Dee ride
Clam wiff Dee ruby
Pump up Dee slide
No way
No way to go
Now we.
Now we.
Now we know.
Don chooby

[Talking]
Seriously, what Dee fuk is Don Chooby

Chur chur chur
Chur mah gah

Slurp
Slup slup
Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrp uh..

Oooh refreshing

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