Uploaded October 2009 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive | mstaken.com - This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?
The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made "Puke In My Mouth" youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0. It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy - don't forget to leave a comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. it's now only $25 bucks!
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Instrumental Produced by Taylor Locke
Vocals by Erica Sunshine Lee
Costumes by Vanessa Johnston
Make-Up by Katie Furia
CAST:
Michelle Nunes as "Bella Swan
Beau Lewis as "Edward Cullen"
Judd Eliasoph as "Jacob Black"
Peter Furia as "Jasper Cullen" and "Felix"
Jay Iyengar as "Laurent"
Debbie Glasband as "Victoria"
Amy Barth as "Biker Vampire"
Arthur Soroken as "Aro"
Noah Lichtenstein as "Caius"
Katie Furia as "Jane"
Christy Von der Ahe as "Alice Cullen"
Finn Kelly as "Carlisle Cullen"
Amanda Boggs as "Esme Cullen"
Andrew Kitchell as "Werewolf #2"
Arjun Banker as "Werewolf #3"
LYRICS:
All alone, oh how things have changed
Edward is gone, but these feelings remain.
Im horny now, and I have been all along
I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.
Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride,
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Jake is nice, until he spits his game
All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins,
Can't they see this Miss is Taken,
my ring sparkles like his face,
Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this place
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Ohhhh I ride!!
[Guitar Solo]
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive
I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack
Eddie's about to die, and now it's time to take him back
I'm in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest
They're gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x3
OFFICIAL VIDEO WEBSITE
myunwanted.com
FACEBOOK
facebook.com/pantlessknights
facebook.com/mstaken
TWITTER
twitter.com/pantlessknights
twitter.com/mstakenring
© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2009
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive | mstaken.com - This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?
The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made "Puke In My Mouth" youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0. It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy - don't forget to leave a comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/UnwantedUndeadOrAlive
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. it's now only $25 bucks!
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Peter Furia
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Instrumental Produced by Taylor Locke
Vocals by Erica Sunshine Lee
Costumes by Vanessa Johnston
Make-Up by Katie Furia
CAST:
Michelle Nunes as "Bella Swan
Beau Lewis as "Edward Cullen"
Judd Eliasoph as "Jacob Black"
Peter Furia as "Jasper Cullen" and "Felix"
Jay Iyengar as "Laurent"
Debbie Glasband as "Victoria"
Amy Barth as "Biker Vampire"
Arthur Soroken as "Aro"
Noah Lichtenstein as "Caius"
Katie Furia as "Jane"
Christy Von der Ahe as "Alice Cullen"
Finn Kelly as "Carlisle Cullen"
Amanda Boggs as "Esme Cullen"
Andrew Kitchell as "Werewolf #2"
Arjun Banker as "Werewolf #3"
LYRICS:
All alone, oh how things have changed
Edward is gone, but these feelings remain.
Im horny now, and I have been all along
I ride this bike, and I wear this thong.
Im a cowgirl, on a Vampire I ride,
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Jake is nice, until he spits his game
All the people I meet, always want to suck my veins,
Can't they see this Miss is Taken,
my ring sparkles like his face,
Now Ive had enough, its time to rock this place
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x2
Ohhhh I ride!!
[Guitar Solo]
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive
I walk these streets, at the front of a werewolf pack
Eddie's about to die, and now it's time to take him back
I'm in Italy, [Awww yeeeaahhh!] Volturi sausage fest
They're gonna let us go, cuz were not like all the rest.
I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride
Unwanted, undead or alive x3
OFFICIAL VIDEO WEBSITE
myunwanted.com
facebook.com/pantlessknights
facebook.com/mstaken
twitter.com/pantlessknights
twitter.com/mstakenring
© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2009
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
