Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Created by humans:
Illmac, Andres Salaff, Frak, Passwurdz, Chase Moore, Nems, Beau Lewis, Mean Gene Fowler, Casey Johnson, Kevin Surette, Susan Erlich
Special thanks to:
Reid Hoffman, Ian Alas, Greg Beato, Thanasi Dilos, Ben Relles, Aria Finger
Waymo:
I said yo... I got a semi-auto in the autonomous whip - 45 with a switch
Was invented in the Bay where ya whole ride get bipped
This robot’ll glitch both sides get hit,
That’s a SELF-DRIVE by, now you can really ghostride the whip
Taxi:
We in New York, city of Subways and Taxis- this never been ya home
Before I take a waymo i’d rather walk to the bodega in the snow
funny you said ghostriding cuz a black out had ya’ll dead up in the road
Yall went DUMB - and your coders couldn't even tell you when to go
Waymo:
Said we malfunctioned in the black out, but here’s the risk assessment
I got 90% less collisions, plus with ME women’s safety isn’t threatened
With driver misconduct reported every 8 minutes tell em this ya intervention
cause MY safety performance on point like an interception
Taxi:
Safety? That’s a misconception
You the one, missing exits, killing kittens in the intersection
This the get back for kit-kat, click-clack, I got a bigger weapon
keep the meter running, translation, get a buck 50 every 60 seconds
Waymo:
You’re known for reckless driving, running traffic signals
the leading cause of death for adolescents? Accidents- it’s not accidental
Rideshares with 1,000 deaths a year- your passengers are sacrificial
So if you with Taxi Driver there’s a chance he’ll kill you like Travis Bickle
TBPN:
Are humans chopped?
Waymo’s AI bars are really killing it
Taxi:
Yea.. killing the environment–
Everything about AI’s formula is formed in blood
Your data centers using all the water there’s already a shortage of
Got the energy bill soaring up for local communities you’re extorting from
They built you up with every code except a moral one
Waymo:
Talking about water waste wasn’t the best choice,
You’re golf courses waste a 1000x more water with their exploits
just like golf - cuz you think you’re winning by making less points
I got issues with ride shares, so I'm giving ride share issues
Forget a uber, when I pull up, they gon' have to airLYFT you
Taxi:
I don’t rock with Uber or Lyft, but this has to be exposed
It’s not just YOU replacing taxis in the road
it’s A.I. replacing humanity w code
See in every industry the cancer seems to grow
so the human cost is losing JOBS like the apple ceo
Waymo:
A.I. will affect individuals but the collective will make huge gains
Photography disrupted portrait painting like streaming did blue-rays
But a new industry means new jobs, I'm feeding a new food chain
You should know taxi man, to move forward faster you have to create a new lane
Mamdani:
The bus lane. Free busses!
Taxi:
New lane? Lets dig into the source
U just take the Middle class n strip it to the core
owned by billionaires n profit’s the only mission of the board,
so you cant convince us any more helping THEM get richer than before is beneficial to the poor
Waymo:
You can blame A.I. for a failed system or use us to excel in it
You don’t need a team to make a website or app, now we can help with it
See AI’s a tool everybody can use, we democratize wealth building
Even my name shows u can have Waymo if you're self-driven
Taxi:
But techies losing too.. let me speak to the homies in your crowd
It’s not just blue collar jobs- they’re letting go of all of the coders in the town
Load another round, have the data leaking from ya modem, if it sounds
Holier than thou, its cause this headshot’ll really upload you to the cloud
WayMo:
You’re ignoring the fact A.I. has humans taking a giant leap
In CT scans and radiology- saving lives by Identifying disease at lightning speeds
Pump ya brakes, Tires screech, A VEHICLE for CHANGE-
THAT’S what u get with A.I. in the driver seat
Taxi:
You’re times tickin’ - got the 9 milli & I’m running the meter
30% of jobs lost by 2030 - we’ve Conducted the research
CEO’s love it cuz AI’s production is cheaper
You were designed to cut labor, it’s not a bug it’s a feature (you BUGGIN!)
All in besties:
We're all gettin in
Created by humans:
Illmac, Andres Salaff, Frak, Passwurdz, Chase Moore, Nems, Beau Lewis, Mean Gene Fowler, Casey Johnson, Kevin Surette, Susan Erlich
Special thanks to:
Reid Hoffman, Ian Alas, Greg Beato, Thanasi Dilos, Ben Relles, Aria Finger
Waymo:
I said yo... I got a semi-auto in the autonomous whip - 45 with a switch
Was invented in the Bay where ya whole ride get bipped
This robot’ll glitch both sides get hit,
That’s a SELF-DRIVE by, now you can really ghostride the whip
Taxi:
We in New York, city of Subways and Taxis- this never been ya home
Before I take a waymo i’d rather walk to the bodega in the snow
funny you said ghostriding cuz a black out had ya’ll dead up in the road
Yall went DUMB - and your coders couldn't even tell you when to go
Waymo:
Said we malfunctioned in the black out, but here’s the risk assessment
I got 90% less collisions, plus with ME women’s safety isn’t threatened
With driver misconduct reported every 8 minutes tell em this ya intervention
cause MY safety performance on point like an interception
Taxi:
Safety? That’s a misconception
You the one, missing exits, killing kittens in the intersection
This the get back for kit-kat, click-clack, I got a bigger weapon
keep the meter running, translation, get a buck 50 every 60 seconds
Waymo:
You’re known for reckless driving, running traffic signals
the leading cause of death for adolescents? Accidents- it’s not accidental
Rideshares with 1,000 deaths a year- your passengers are sacrificial
So if you with Taxi Driver there’s a chance he’ll kill you like Travis Bickle
TBPN:
Are humans chopped?
Waymo’s AI bars are really killing it
Taxi:
Yea.. killing the environment–
Everything about AI’s formula is formed in blood
Your data centers using all the water there’s already a shortage of
Got the energy bill soaring up for local communities you’re extorting from
They built you up with every code except a moral one
Waymo:
Talking about water waste wasn’t the best choice,
You’re golf courses waste a 1000x more water with their exploits
just like golf - cuz you think you’re winning by making less points
I got issues with ride shares, so I'm giving ride share issues
Forget a uber, when I pull up, they gon' have to airLYFT you
Taxi:
I don’t rock with Uber or Lyft, but this has to be exposed
It’s not just YOU replacing taxis in the road
it’s A.I. replacing humanity w code
See in every industry the cancer seems to grow
so the human cost is losing JOBS like the apple ceo
Waymo:
A.I. will affect individuals but the collective will make huge gains
Photography disrupted portrait painting like streaming did blue-rays
But a new industry means new jobs, I'm feeding a new food chain
You should know taxi man, to move forward faster you have to create a new lane
Mamdani:
The bus lane. Free busses!
Taxi:
New lane? Lets dig into the source
U just take the Middle class n strip it to the core
owned by billionaires n profit’s the only mission of the board,
so you cant convince us any more helping THEM get richer than before is beneficial to the poor
Waymo:
You can blame A.I. for a failed system or use us to excel in it
You don’t need a team to make a website or app, now we can help with it
See AI’s a tool everybody can use, we democratize wealth building
Even my name shows u can have Waymo if you're self-driven
Taxi:
But techies losing too.. let me speak to the homies in your crowd
It’s not just blue collar jobs- they’re letting go of all of the coders in the town
Load another round, have the data leaking from ya modem, if it sounds
Holier than thou, its cause this headshot’ll really upload you to the cloud
WayMo:
You’re ignoring the fact A.I. has humans taking a giant leap
In CT scans and radiology- saving lives by Identifying disease at lightning speeds
Pump ya brakes, Tires screech, A VEHICLE for CHANGE-
THAT’S what u get with A.I. in the driver seat
Taxi:
You’re times tickin’ - got the 9 milli & I’m running the meter
30% of jobs lost by 2030 - we’ve Conducted the research
CEO’s love it cuz AI’s production is cheaper
You were designed to cut labor, it’s not a bug it’s a feature (you BUGGIN!)
All in besties:
We're all gettin in

![Sit on my Facebook (Internet Love Song) by The Scribes
iTunes Link - http://bit.ly/atBsId - A social media anthem for nasty nerds like us. When our friend Jodie Ellis (of The Scribes) played us Sit on my Facebook for the first time we knew that we had to make the music video. Well, we had a blast making it and we even got to do a guest verse as reggae-style Pantless Knights! Hope you enjoy. Dont forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
Get this song on iTunes at http://bit.ly/atBsId
And check out The Scribes at http://blamethescribes.com/
CREDITS:
Video Created by Pantless Knights
Song by The Scribes
Lyrics and Vocals by Jodie Ellis
Directed by Beau Lewis
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Starring Jodie Ellis, Paul OLeary, David Fine and Kwang
with Special Guests The Pantless Knights
LYRICS:
I think about you and it hurts
I tried to Gchat you when you were at work
I know your start-up is ok with people chatting as a perk
Guess Im just another jerk in your social network
I put a new status message up for you
it links to your cause, put it on Facebook too
I even made a vid, it can go viral in a minute
cuz I spent a lot of money putting baby monkeys in it.
I could Google-search the world and never find a better match
Eharmonize the web and never find a better catch
the truth of the matter, if you wanna get laid
I said, Bing, your decision is made
Sit on my Facebook,
and let me Twitter all over you
come on over to Myspace
So I can make you scream Yahoo!
Ill even tickle you until it makes you wanna google,
till you wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki-peed in your pants
cuz baby you digg me
and I love YouTube
yeah you love me
I want to stumble up on you.
Hey pretty girlie with your funky panties on
I been eatin up your feed and seen the photos of your mom
On your facebook, on your twitter feed, you know it wont be long
With your bangin doppelganger and two knight it cant be wrong.
I saw the flickr pics that you posted from the weekend
OMG girl, LOL, can I retweet them?
I tagged you in some pics that I took from just the other day
when you were leavin work
they were from pretty far away.
Did you get the eVite that I sent the other day?
For a second life party on Saturday?
Youre on the virtual list, if you wanna come by
If not, it will just be a miserable time.
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
© 2010 Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com Sit on my Facebook (Internet Love Song) by The Scribes](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/psNUP_bcggY/mqdefault.jpg)
![Telephone | The Office Version (Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Spoof)
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion | Check out http://TheGoGame.com - This is what happens when you combine Lady Gagas Telephone with The Office and whatever drugs the crazy Double Rainbow guy was on.
We made this video for a friends awesome startup company in SF (The Go Game). Their new website http://CompanyQuad.com is rad - its a bunch of interactive games you can play with your co-workers to make your job more fun. Check it out and hope you enjoy the vid. Dont forget to share this video on Facebook/Twitter and rate, comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Seedwell / The Pantless Knights
Executive Producers: Finn Kelly and Ian Fraser
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Beau Lewis
Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by David Fine and Peter Furia
Editing, Titles and Graphics by Peter Furia
Choreography by SuzE Q - http://suzeqrocks.com
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lighting, Grip and Dolly: Tom Dunnam and Ben Youngerman
Starring SuzE Q and Crystal Monee Hall ( http://suzeqrocks.com | http://crystalmoneehall.com )
Lady Gaga Vocals by Erika Shumate
Beyoncé Vocals by Crystal Monee Hall
Main Dancers: SuzE Q, Zuzana Humplova, Denna Thomsen
Boss: Scot Weaver
Guard: Finn Kelly
Office Supplies Hoarder: Ian Fraser
Phone Licker: Gerri Lawlor
Dog Lover: Tenaya Hurst
Germaphobe: Nicole Frydman
Sleeper: Kaustav Basu
Multitasker: David Saber
Suspension Swinger: Sasha Cox
Other Party Office Dancers: Jade Shipman, Andrew Stewart
Backup Chef Dancers: Finn Kelly, Ian Fraser, Beau Lewis, Peter Furia, Chris Olsen
LYRICS:
Hello hello girlfriend, no no I cant do a thing
Cuz I am stuck up in this f***ing office building
Wha-Wha-Wha-What did you say?
What guy you gonna bring?
Oh sh*t, I gotta go right now
My boss is coming
My boss is coming
My boss is coming
Sorry gotta go,
My f***ing boss is coming
Just a week
vacation and I know where I would be
Party in New Delhi
With our outsourced I.T.
When I drink my second coffee,
Get my energy
It will go right through me
Now Im kinda gassy.
CHORUS
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna work any more
Passive aggressive micro managing manwhore
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna troubleshoot for
The customers who bought online from our web store.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Can call all you want,
but Ill put you on hold
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Out on break,
With some birthday cake,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
x2
All my boss post-it notes
wont make me type no faster
check my email faster
scan these files no faster
I should of worked from home in bed
Cause Michael Scotts my master
Harrassin like a bastard
F*ck it - Im gettin plastered
Not that I dont like my job,
Just rather party.
And I am sick and tired
of all this team building
Sometimes I feel like
Im workin at Dunder Mifflin,
Today Im not doin no work
Cause Ill be dancin.
Cause Ill be dancin.
and this aint Scranton.
Today Im not doin no work
Cause Ill be dancin.
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
© 2010 Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com Telephone | The Office Version (Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Spoof)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qsU9tz3d3OY/mqdefault.jpg)







![I TREAT MYSELF (crunk rappers for healthy living) ft. Brittani Louise Taylor
Tweet this! http://bit.ly/itweetmyself Facebook this! http://on.fb.me/m0GhXp
A music video about crunk rappers obsessed with healthy living. Tell us how you treat yourself in the comments. And thanks to our sponsor Pepsi MAX for making this video possible!
Dont forget to check out the outtakes and behind the scenes!
http://youtu.be/k3jwLQarQOo
And Brittanis Vlog from the shoot!
http://youtu.be/WQ76IpylU9s
And Pepsis YouTube Channel!
http://youtube.com/pepsi
Thanks!
-Pantless Knights
CREDITS:
Starring Paavo Steinkamp as Primp Dirty Pain
Skip Elekwachi as Big Bossy
and Brittani Louise Taylor as Susan - http://youtube.com/brittanilouisetaylor
Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights
Directed by David Fine
Produced by David Fine, Peter Furia, and Beau Lewis
Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by Art Adams
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lighting, Grip and Dolly: Tyler McPherron
Hair/Make-up: Maria Lee
Primp Dirty Pain Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp
Big Bossy Vocals by Kyle Kalgonn
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/pantlessknights
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/pantlessknights
© 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
LYRICS
Oh snap! Im late for deep tissue
Its Primp Dirty Pain for some real shiat-su
Dolphins, soundscapes, and bubbles
Two cucumber slices keep me supple
All day, treatin myself baybay
Prefer fruit extracts when gettin pastay
My pilates regimen - ambitious
Vegetables I choose to eat nutritious
Yeah I treat myself
Neutralize free radicals
Yeah I treat myself
Exfoliate with minerals
Yeah I treat myself
Organic weekly fruit box
I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself
Uhh! Im the boss of this literature!
Uhh! Who spilled sauce on this literature!?
Anyway, I thought the prose were well-written
Someone stop me fore all this cheese gets bitten
Hell nah - this aint proscuito di parma,
Aint no free range close enough to make this from local farmers,
Hey, Susan! Love what you did with your hair
Whats next weeks read? Id like to prepare
Yeah, book cluuuub - it really makes me heal
Cuz in this setting its safe to say how I feel
Maximum taste [uh huh] thats right
And zero calories so my body stay tight
Yeah I treat myself
Dostoevskys on the list
Yeah I treat myself
I speak in prose not with fists
Yeah I treat myself
Susan spray that mist!
I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself [yeah]
See me rollin leaned back in my candy painted blades
Maximum taste plus gelato with glaze
Beautiful day for a picnic right here
Baguettes, towlettes and a brick of gruyere
You aint ner seen a blanket like this befo
Silky micro-fibers, hypo-allergenic throw
Peep game - downward dog with no tricks
My flexibility gets me hot yoga chicks
And this here - thats my best position
Its the lotus pose recommended by my physician
Thats the blueprint, every day I repeat it
Big Bossy treat myself the way Id like to be treated
Yeah I treat myself
Got my chakras aligned
Yeah I treat myself
Stanky gruyeres divine
Yeah I treat myself
Nice things are clearly preferable
I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself [yeah]
Yeah I treat myself
Rub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub
Yeah I treat myself
Straight chillaxin in the tub
Yeah I treat myself
Dont need to pop that bub
I treat myself, Yeah I treat myself I TREAT MYSELF (crunk rappers for healthy living) ft. Brittani Louise Taylor](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zT3-92jCy20/mqdefault.jpg)