Taxi vs Waymo: Human vs AI | RAP BATTLE @pantlessknights
Taxi vs Waymo: Human vs AI | RAP BATTLE  @pantlessknights
Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Created by humans:
Illmac, Andres Salaff, Frak, Passwurdz, Chase Moore, Nems, Beau Lewis, Mean Gene Fowler, Casey Johnson, Kevin Surette, Susan Erlich

Special thanks to:
Reid Hoffman, Ian Alas, Greg Beato, Thanasi Dilos, Ben Relles, Aria Finger

Waymo:
I said yo... I got a semi-auto in the autonomous whip - 45 with a switch
Was invented in the Bay where ya whole ride get bipped
This robot’ll glitch both sides get hit,
That’s a SELF-DRIVE by, now you can really ghostride the whip

Taxi:
We in New York, city of Subways and Taxis- this never been ya home
Before I take a waymo i’d rather walk to the bodega in the snow
funny you said ghostriding cuz a black out had ya’ll dead up in the road
Yall went DUMB - and your coders couldn't even tell you when to go

Waymo:
Said we malfunctioned in the black out, but here’s the risk assessment
I got 90% less collisions, plus with ME women’s safety isn’t threatened
With driver misconduct reported every 8 minutes tell em this ya intervention
cause MY safety performance on point like an interception

Taxi:
Safety? That’s a misconception
You the one, missing exits, killing kittens in the intersection
This the get back for kit-kat, click-clack, I got a bigger weapon
keep the meter running, translation, get a buck 50 every 60 seconds

Waymo:
You’re known for reckless driving, running traffic signals
the leading cause of death for adolescents? Accidents- it’s not accidental
Rideshares with 1,000 deaths a year- your passengers are sacrificial
So if you with Taxi Driver there’s a chance he’ll kill you like Travis Bickle

TBPN:
Are humans chopped?
Waymo’s AI bars are really killing it

Taxi:
Yea.. killing the environment–
Everything about AI’s formula is formed in blood
Your data centers using all the water there’s already a shortage of
Got the energy bill soaring up for local communities you’re extorting from
They built you up with every code except a moral one

Waymo:
Talking about water waste wasn’t the best choice,
You’re golf courses waste a 1000x more water with their exploits
just like golf - cuz you think you’re winning by making less points
I got issues with ride shares, so I'm giving ride share issues
Forget a uber, when I pull up, they gon' have to airLYFT you

Taxi:
I don’t rock with Uber or Lyft, but this has to be exposed
It’s not just YOU replacing taxis in the road
it’s A.I. replacing humanity w code
See in every industry the cancer seems to grow
so the human cost is losing JOBS like the apple ceo

Waymo:
A.I. will affect individuals but the collective will make huge gains
Photography disrupted portrait painting like streaming did blue-rays
But a new industry means new jobs, I'm feeding a new food chain
You should know taxi man, to move forward faster you have to create a new lane

Mamdani:
The bus lane. Free busses!

Taxi:
New lane? Lets dig into the source
U just take the Middle class n strip it to the core
owned by billionaires n profit’s the only mission of the board,
so you cant convince us any more helping THEM get richer than before is beneficial to the poor

Waymo:
You can blame A.I. for a failed system or use us to excel in it
You don’t need a team to make a website or app, now we can help with it
See AI’s a tool everybody can use, we democratize wealth building
Even my name shows u can have Waymo if you're self-driven

Taxi:
But techies losing too.. let me speak to the homies in your crowd
It’s not just blue collar jobs- they’re letting go of all of the coders in the town
Load another round, have the data leaking from ya modem, if it sounds
Holier than thou, its cause this headshot’ll really upload you to the cloud

WayMo:
You’re ignoring the fact A.I. has humans taking a giant leap
In CT scans and radiology- saving lives by Identifying disease at lightning speeds
Pump ya brakes, Tires screech, A VEHICLE for CHANGE-
THAT’S what u get with A.I. in the driver seat

Taxi:
You’re times tickin’ - got the 9 milli & I’m running the meter
30% of jobs lost by 2030 - we’ve Conducted the research
CEO’s love it cuz AI’s production is cheaper
You were designed to cut labor, it’s not a bug it’s a feature (you BUGGIN!)

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