Uploaded November 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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LYRICS:
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Trump:
I’m just not ready...
Covid:
shhh..
What's my mother freakin' name?
Trump:
C-O-V-I-D
Covid:
T-R-U-M-P
Covid:
You told em take off their masks so I could show and prove
You opened the economy, and now you got me open too
Trump:
I knew you got around but I didn’t trust the local news
They say I’m immune now - but I’ll never get over you

Trump:
I thought you were a hoax (yeah yeah)
Dems using you for votes (yeah, yeah)
The way you hurt so good
Fauci doesn’t understand (our love)

Covid:
'Cause I'm real
Trump:
The way you walk, the way you move, the way you spread
Covid:
'Cause I'm real
Trump:
you’re in my heart, You’re in my lungs, you’re in my head
Covid:
'Cause I'm real
Trump:
You Take my votes, you take my pride, you take my breath
Covid:
'Cause I'm real
Trump:
And I feel weak when I’m around you

I’m done with the secrets, I have Covid, and he has me too.


CREDITS
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Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Vocal Directors: Illmac, Frak
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Pass
Music: Will Randolph V, Chase Moore
Mix/master: Nafets
Animation: 6 Point Harness, Loogaroo

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CAST
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Trump / Covid: Jonathan Kite