Uploaded August 2010 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion | Check out TheGoGame.com - This is what happens when you combine Lady Gaga's "Telephone" with "The Office" and whatever drugs the crazy Double Rainbow guy was on.  

We made this video for a friend's awesome startup company in SF (The Go Game). Their new website CompanyQuad.com is rad - it's a bunch of interactive games you can play with your co-workers to make your job more fun. Check it out and hope you enjoy the vid. Don't forget to share this video on Facebook/Twitter and rate, comment and subscribe!

Get the song on iTunes: bit.ly/TelephoneOfficeVersion

-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights

CREDITS:
Created by Seedwell / The Pantless Knights
Executive Producers: Finn Kelly and Ian Fraser
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Beau Lewis
Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by David Fine and Peter Furia
Editing, Titles and Graphics by Peter Furia
Choreography by SuzE Q - suzeqrocks.com
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lighting, Grip and Dolly: Tom Dunnam and Ben Youngerman

Starring SuzE Q and Crystal Monee Hall ( suzeqrocks.com | crystalmoneehall.com )
Lady Gaga Vocals by Erika Shumate
Beyoncé Vocals by Crystal Monee Hall
Main Dancers: SuzE Q, Zuzana Humplova, Denna Thomsen
Boss: Scot Weaver
Guard: Finn Kelly
Office Supplies Hoarder: Ian Fraser
Phone Licker: Gerri Lawlor
Dog Lover: Tenaya Hurst
Germaphobe: Nicole Frydman
Sleeper: Kaustav Basu
Multitasker: David Saber
Suspension Swinger: Sasha Cox
Other Party Office Dancers: Jade Shipman, Andrew Stewart
Backup Chef Dancers: Finn Kelly, Ian Fraser, Beau Lewis, Peter Furia, Chris Olsen

LYRICS:
Hello hello girlfriend, no no I can't do a thing
Cuz I am stuck up in this f***ing office building
Wha-Wha-Wha-What did you say?
What guy you gonna bring?
Oh sh*t, I gotta go right now
My boss is coming
My boss is coming
My boss is coming
Sorry gotta go,
My f***ing boss is coming
Just a week
vacation and I know where I would be
Party in New Delhi
With our outsourced I.T.
When I drink my second coffee,
Get my energy
It will go right through me
Now I'm kinda gassy.
CHORUS
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna work any more
Passive aggressive micro managing manwhore
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna troubleshoot for
The customers who bought online from our web store.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
Can call all you want,
but I'll put you on hold
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out on break,
With some birthday cake,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
x2
All my boss' post-it notes
won't make me type no faster
check my email faster
scan these files no faster
I should of worked from home in bed
Cause Michael Scott's my master
Harrassin like a bastard
F*ck it - I'm gettin plastered
Not that I don't like my job,
Just rather party.
And I am sick and tired
of all this team building
Sometimes I feel like
I'm workin at Dunder Mifflin,
Today I'm not doin no work
'Cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'.
and this ain't Scranton.
Today I'm not doin' no work
'Cause I'll be dancin.
CHORUS

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