Uploaded August 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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LYRICS👇
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[TRUMP]
Another day at the office
Eh, Mikey?

Welcome to my huge rally
I’m feeling the energy
We killed the China virus
the invisible enemy
We opened America
Made it safe to breathe
Just a couple hundred
thousand people died
Thanks to me

[SENIOR 1]
We lost friends
Sam and Gretchen

[SENIOR 2]
What if I don’t wanna die?

[TRUMP]
Eh, that’s a nasty question!
I saved the economy
with 3 trillion flat
Call me “Mr. Bail Out”
I brought business back

[SENIOR 2]
But stocks aren’t the economy
Drop the comparison
Just ask 40 million
jobless Americans

[TRUMP]
Antifa! Get him out of here
Until China, jobs were safe!
Not my fault!
Hashtag Obamagate
No PPE from the CDC!
I fixed it all while the Dems
tried to impeach me!

[SENIOR 3]
So it’s us or the economy?
That’s a cold price
You don’t care if we die?
Thought you were pro-life
If you’re sacrificing us
your karma’s due
Cause if we’re getting rid of seniors
we can start with you
Alright, this conference is over
I don’t take responsibility at all

That was a weird bingo night

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CREDITS
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Created by: Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Vocal Directors: Illmac, Frak
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Pass, Beau Lewis, Seth Brown
Music: Shamik Ganguly, Will Randolph V, Chase Moore
Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20z
Animation: 6 Point Harness

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CAST
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Donald Trump, Senior 2: Jonathan Kite
Senior 1, Senior 3: Chene Lawson


Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato