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Hark! A merry tune of the 1500's performed by Sir Edward Sirin, a ballad so bold and brash, it doth sing of women, once weary and wandering, returning to their kitchens with great zest! Forsooth, no longer shall they prattle nor prance in the streets, for their rightful place, so saith the jolly minstrel, is round the bubbling pot and hearthstone. With spatulas raised, they shalt stir, bake, and roast, whilst men folk bask in the glory of their well-fed bellies. Now away with thy nonsense and back to the hearth, fair maidens!

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
All thou dost is talk talk talk
But thou never listen (can ye hear me!)
Get thine a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (I'm hungry)

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime

[Turnaround]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee
(Double dare thee b*tch)

[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (I'm hungry)

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Outro End]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee