Uploaded May 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Rumored to be Otis Redding himself warming up in the studio, this bizarre take somehow ended up on tape.
So rip your shirt off and expose your chest for the sweaty slap fight that is "Sweaty Chest Slap".
[Lyrics]
sweaty butt touch
sweaty chest slap
sweaty butt grab
sweaty chest sweaty chest sweaty chest
feel my chest touch my chest
touch chest
touch butt
touch chest
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Rumored to be Otis Redding himself warming up in the studio, this bizarre take somehow ended up on tape.
So rip your shirt off and expose your chest for the sweaty slap fight that is "Sweaty Chest Slap".
[Lyrics]
sweaty butt touch
sweaty chest slap
sweaty butt grab
sweaty chest sweaty chest sweaty chest
feel my chest touch my chest
touch chest
touch butt
touch chest

![Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)
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Obscure holiday hit soul single from the 1960s written and performed by Eddie Dice Game Jefferson. During an interview Eddie was asked why Pimpmas was seven days rather than twelve to which he responded I got seven b*tches standing in front of the 7-11 seven days a week. I like the number seven. When I roll dice aint nothing but sevens. Besides, aint no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Pimpmas,
My best b*tch gave to me
All of my f*cking money
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Pimpmas,
My b*tch didnt listen
Get your a** back in the kitchen
[Chorus 1]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Pimpmas,
Quit all of your b*tchen
Now go make me some fried chicken
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Pimpmas,
Dont make me use my fist
Ill smack your lip Ill bust your sh*t
[Chorus 2]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[Verse 4]
On the fifth day of Pimpmas,
You better not talk sh*t
Double dare you to try me b*tch
[Verse 5]
On the sixth day of Pimpmas,
You dont want to test me
B*tch better have all my money
[Verse 6]
On the seventh day of Pimpmas,
She talked back one more time
Now this is the scene of a crime
[Chorus 3]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[End]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas! Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mXh0ocsp8hQ/mqdefault.jpg)

![I Feel Like Singing Thriller Tonight (1982)
Extremely rare cassette copy of the song which is claimed to have been the inspiration for the 1982 smash hit Thriller, which originally was simply titled N..... written and performed by Nate The Burger King Higgs. Nate claims he gave this demo version to Quincy Jones 8 months before Thriller was released in Nov 1982.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Its close to midnight, and something evils lurking and its dark
Under the moonlight, you see the shine of their eyes from a far
You want to scream, you better hide your s... before they take it
You start to freeze, as ne.... look you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
And no ones gonna save you from the blacks about to strike
You know its n..., n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight
[Verse 2]
You hear the rap beats, and realize theres nowhere left to run
You see a black dad, and wonder if hell ever see his son
You close your eyes, and hope that we go back to segregation
But all the while, you hear a ne.... creeping up behind
Youre outta time
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
You can never relax when you know the stats on black crime, girl
N..., ooh, n... night
Youre fighting for your life against a n... n... tonight
[Verse 3]
Theyre out to get you, theres ne.... closing in on every side
They will harass you, theyll jack your car and go for a joy ride
Now is the time for you and I to huddle close together, yeah
All through the night Ill save you from the ne.... on the street,
Ill help you flee
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
And no ones gonna save you from the blacks about to strike
You know its n..., n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight
[Chorus]
N..., n... night
You can never relax when you know the stats on black crime
N..., ooh, n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight I Feel Like Singing Thriller Tonight (1982)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n3YhiBhKjFM/mqdefault.jpg)
![You Drive Like Sh*t (1965)
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Introducing You Drive Like Sh*t - the vinyl that proves even if her driving skills are questionable, her taste in music is impeccable. Nieces and nephews, pop this on the turntable, sit back, and enjoy the ride... just make sure youre holding onto something!
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Baby!
You drive like sh*t
Did you see that car that you almost hit
Id rather take the bus instead
Riding with you Im gonna end up dead
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Verse 2]
She just ran through a four way stop
I aint trying to get stopped by the cops
Baby! Why the hell did I let you drive
Its a miracle that youre still alive
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t You Drive Like Sh*t (1965)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5r8kiW8geU/mqdefault.jpg)

![Super Hand (1975)
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This funk single by Stan Lee Hooker is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during his decade long friendship with fellow singer and musician Cornelius Backhand Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Ill tell you the story of a man
A radioactive pimp bit his hand
His hand grew ten times its normal size
To help him get his money on time
He knew if a b*tch was telling a lie
Which was one hundred percent of the time
Super powers to make a b*tch listen
Then get her naked with s*x ray vision
Leap a police station in a single bound
Slapping bitches down to the f*cking ground
His name was famous across the land
They called him the pimp named super hand
[Chorus 1]
(Oh sh*t yeah) its pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) its pimp named super hand
That mother f*cker was super bad
[Verse 2]
He was given super human strength
He could hear the cops from miles away
Played the funkiest music ever played
I heard him sing B*tch I wear a cape
Pimp hand fast as a speeding bullet
That makes a b*tch pay up to the fullest
He hates snitches more than kryptonite
and when stupid bitches just cant act right
Super hand dont put up with lying
He will crush a cold b*tch in to diamonds
B*tch better have his money on time
Or super hand will do a super crime
[Chorus 2]
(Oh sh*t yeah) its pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) its pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Chorus 3]
(Oh sh*t yeah) its pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) its pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Outro End]
Oh sh*t b*tch mother f*ck yeah oh yeah Super Hand (1975)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nV13c73a8E0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Brick by Brick (2026)
Rare copy of Reckless Kellie Johnsons barn burner cover version of the 1997 honky-tonk classic Brick by Brick from the PC game Lego Island.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
You can build a castle, sell a pirate ship
You can steal an old mans legos like a pr*ck
Got ripped off by Minifigs, aint that slick?
Til you gotta prove it, brick by brick
[Chorus]
Brick by brick, cops are d*cks
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Ben told the people, and people got p*ssed
You can bust a franchise, if you do it brick by brick
[Verse 2]
Hotter than a hot take, bigger than the hype
Smarter than the dumb cops harassing all night
Digging through the contract, saw they broke the deal
Youre a bad company, when store owners can steal
[Chorus]
Brick by brick, cops are d*cks
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Ben told the people, and people got p*ssed
You can get those legos, if you do it brick by brick
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Are you safe, Ben? Down in Mexico
Locked up your friend, cause he locked his phone
If youre gonna cruise to Utah, theres something you should know
When the cops patrol, theyre gonna SWAT your home
[Chorus]
Brick by brick, cops are d*cks
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Josh told Brandon and the lawyers got quick
You can build a court case, if you do it brick by brick
[Verses 4]
He owned the biggest set, red, yellow, and black
There aint no Star Wars, he didnt have
All around the internet, were following the trend
Get them back, baby, get those legos Ben!
[Chorus]
Brick by brick, cops are d*cks
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Ben told the people, and people got p*ssed
You can bust a franchise, you can build a court case
You can get those legos, if you do it brick by brick Brick by Brick (2026)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oA8wkMA5_fo/mqdefault.jpg)

![Auto Theft Grande (1974)
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Obscure Latin funk single by Senior Discount and The Chiclets. Band members say this song was about a game they often played growing up in the barrios called Auto Theft Grande where the goal of the game was to steal the largest car possible. The game usually ended in a tie as it was the 1970s and every car was the size of a boat (now commonly known as a whip ship b*tch).
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My game is grand theft
You know I play it best
Dont need no cheat codes
Im always beast mode
[Chorus 1]
You cant catch me (woo!)
You cant arrest me (no!)
Im jackin cars (yeah!)
I got five stars (Oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
My auto grand theft
Lets do a speed test
My car will explode
Always play hard mode
[Chorus 2]
You cant catch me (woo!)
You cant arrest me (no!)
Im jackin cars (yeah!)
I got five stars (Oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Radio is on
Im gonna re-spawn
Dont need to code nine
When playing online Auto Theft Grande (1974)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/p9U4ptJHouU/mqdefault.jpg)
