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Obscure holiday hit soul single from the 1960's written and performed by Eddie "Dice Game" Jefferson. During an interview Eddie was asked why Pimpmas was seven days rather than twelve to which he responded "I got seven b*tches standing in front of the 7-11 seven days a week. I like the number seven. When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens. Besides, ain't no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow."

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Pimpmas,
My best b*tch gave to me
All of my f*cking money

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Pimpmas,
My b*tch didn't listen
Get your a** back in the kitchen

[Chorus 1]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Pimpmas,
Quit all of your b*tchen
Now go make me some fried chicken

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Pimpmas,
Don't make me use my fist
I'll smack your lip I'll bust your sh*t

[Chorus 2]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas

[Verse 4]
On the fifth day of Pimpmas,
You better not talk sh*t
Double dare you to try me b*tch

[Verse 5]
On the sixth day of Pimpmas,
You don't want to test me
B*tch better have all my money

[Verse 6]
On the seventh day of Pimpmas,
She talked back one more time
Now this is the scene of a crime

[Chorus 3]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas

[End]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas!