Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Extremely rare copy of TV viewer only intro clip-show montage preview from last week's WWE 250$ pay per view 4th of July special featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin drinking 250 beers to celebrate 250 years of America.
How many beers did Stone Cold drink in his career to prepare for this history making moment? There isn't an official count, so nobody knows the exact total. However, we can make a reasonable estimate.
Stone Cold Steve Austin would typically crack open 6–12 beers during a post-match celebration. He didn't actually drink all of each beer—a lot was sprayed into the air, spilled on himself, or splashed on the crowd. He'd often only get about half of the beer into his mouth, enough that he'd sometimes leave the ring with a buzz.
A few fun facts:
The most beers ever used in one of his in-ring celebrations was 115 beers during a "beer bash" in Japan with the Dudley Boyz and Stacy Keibler—but those were used, not consumed. Most were thrown or spilled rather than drunk.
With his famous entrance and post-match celebrations, he'd often open anywhere from 6 to 12 cans in a single segment.
A rough career estimate:
Austin wrestled regularly as "Stone Cold" from 1996–2003, appearing on hundreds of WWE TV shows and pay-per-views.
If you assume:
Roughly 250–400 beer-celebration segments over his career,
8–10 cans opened per celebration on average, then he likely opened somewhere around 2,000–4,000 beers as part of his wrestling act.
Since he only drank a fraction of each can, his actual alcohol consumption from those in-ring celebrations was probably closer to the equivalent of 1,000–2,000 full beers spread across his WWE career.
So the best estimate is:
🍺 Beers opened on camera: ~2,000–4,000
🍺 Equivalent full beers actually consumed in the ring: ~1,000–2,000
Extremely rare copy of TV viewer only intro clip-show montage preview from last week's WWE 250$ pay per view 4th of July special featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin drinking 250 beers to celebrate 250 years of America.
How many beers did Stone Cold drink in his career to prepare for this history making moment? There isn't an official count, so nobody knows the exact total. However, we can make a reasonable estimate.
Stone Cold Steve Austin would typically crack open 6–12 beers during a post-match celebration. He didn't actually drink all of each beer—a lot was sprayed into the air, spilled on himself, or splashed on the crowd. He'd often only get about half of the beer into his mouth, enough that he'd sometimes leave the ring with a buzz.
A few fun facts:
The most beers ever used in one of his in-ring celebrations was 115 beers during a "beer bash" in Japan with the Dudley Boyz and Stacy Keibler—but those were used, not consumed. Most were thrown or spilled rather than drunk.
With his famous entrance and post-match celebrations, he'd often open anywhere from 6 to 12 cans in a single segment.
A rough career estimate:
Austin wrestled regularly as "Stone Cold" from 1996–2003, appearing on hundreds of WWE TV shows and pay-per-views.
If you assume:
Roughly 250–400 beer-celebration segments over his career,
8–10 cans opened per celebration on average, then he likely opened somewhere around 2,000–4,000 beers as part of his wrestling act.
Since he only drank a fraction of each can, his actual alcohol consumption from those in-ring celebrations was probably closer to the equivalent of 1,000–2,000 full beers spread across his WWE career.
So the best estimate is:
🍺 Beers opened on camera: ~2,000–4,000
🍺 Equivalent full beers actually consumed in the ring: ~1,000–2,000

![Thou Dinest Like Pigs (1521)
Hark ye! Lend thine ear to this rare version of thee hit song performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires. This special version was commissioned by The Earl of Sandwich in the year 1521 AD as a gift for his wife.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Maiden! Thou dinest like pigs
Didst thou see that meal that thou almost missed
Id rather eat the ox chaff instead
Dining with thee I shall end up dead
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Verse 2]
She just ate through the bailiffs crop
I do not want to get the executioners block
Maiden! Heavens why did I let thee dine
Tis a miracle thou art still alive
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
[Bridge]
Darling! Thou art such a greedy diner
How in Hades didst thou get thy gains
She sayeth nay ever binged she afore
Save she indulged at the byres store
Ask me not if I need a bib
Maiden thou dinest like pigs
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel dineth
Watch out! My damsel dineth like pigs Thou Dinest Like Pigs (1521)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ktRdXt_kRQo/mqdefault.jpg)
![WANGHAT (2026)
Rare copy of Tuckers trap remix version of the 1988 funk pop hit single by Nate Higgs.
LYRICS
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f..
[Verse 1]
I speak perfect English with out any accent
I can read and write unlike half of these black kids
White Anglo Saxon Protestant represent
I can say the word n...r, cause n... we invented it
We got science medicine and technology
Every n... wants to live in my colony
So dont you lecture me with that equality s...
Were going hard as f... with no apologies, b...!
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
[Verse 2]
When it comes to work you know Im always on time
Youll never catch me late or see me cutting in line
All my neighbors love me cause Im such a nice guy
And I never take advice from a bunch of rabbis
No I cant spend a lot of time in the sun
But Ill always find time to spend with my son
And I use to call my dad at least once a week
Just to let him know Im going hard in these streets
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as f...)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
[Verse 3]
I dont let nobody tell me what to do
No I aint listening to any whiny j...s
No n... gonna tell me not to love my own race
And were gonna put women back in their f... place
All my n... really f... love being white
And were never gonna say sorry for being right
And when whites are allowed to unite, good luck
Cause these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck!
[Chorus]
Im a white a.. n.. going hard in these streets
Going non stop like your smoke alarm beeps
All of you n.. gone be s... out of luck
When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck
(When these white a.. n... go hard as Tuck)
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck
When these white a.. n.. go hard as f...
When these white a.. n.. go hard as Tuck! WANGHAT (2026)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kz67LgHNiR4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Squeal Like A Pig (1977)
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Colonel Cletus and The Rocky Mountain Oysters recorded this country western hit Squeal Like A Pig in response to the mass immigration of city slickers from California moving into his rural state. Cletus did not understand the situation, nor could he understand the intricacies of their liberal yuppie bullsh*t they brought with them. What Cletus did understand is how to use his music to help keep the Californians out; with a simple open threat of butt **** at anyone within earshot of my, cough... excuse me, his pickup truck. Needless to say this classic tune has aged like moonshine in oak barrels with a message more relevant today than ever.
[Verse 1]
Son you dont wanna come this way
Where you can hear the banjos play
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig
[Chorus]
Take my hog on your chinny chin chin
huff and puff and blow my house in
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig
[Verse 2]
Saw you boys going down the river
I got me an ance to deliver
My mind is small and my hog is big
You best go back to where you live
[Verse 3]
Its best you boys just turn around
and go back to your fancy town
Or else were gonna corn that hole
Going wee wee wee all the way home
[Verse 4]
You dont wanna go to jail
Where its only male on male
My mind is small but I know this much
No ones coming to save your butt
[End]
Yeee Haw! Get em Skeeter! Get that butt! Squeal Like A Pig (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l1UruuDQu7s/mqdefault.jpg)
![Dreaming of a Whites Only Christmas (1965)
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Here is one of the only copies still left in existence of this bizarre take on Bing Crosbys White Christmas performed by soul singer Jessie Lee Peterstone. Jessie grew up in the Jim Crow era and was one of the only black pro segregation activists at the time. Jessie wrote this song about how he thought Christmas was much better during segregation and that quote Christmas just FEELS white. Most of the copies of this record were destroyed in the great record shop fires during race riots in the summer of 1966 while looters stole the rest, making this one of the rarest 60s era soul records in the world.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Im dreaming of a whites only Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where no one looks different
The browns are restricted
And blacks arent allowed to go
[Verse 2]
Im dreaming of a whites only Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may your Christmas be only whites
[Verse 3]
Im dreaming of a whites only Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where no one looks different
The browns are restricted
And blacks arent allowed to go
[Verse 4]
Im dreaming of a whites only Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may your Christmas be only whites
May your days be merry and bright
And may your Christmas be only whites Dreaming of a Whites Only Christmas (1965)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l8UjbF7243c/mqdefault.jpg)
![REPENT With a Hard R (1525)
(This song is from 1525 and has nothing to do with current events.)
Hark! All ye come hither to ear an melody most divine by the legendary Dropkick Merkins. A song telling a tale of future society crumbling into hatred and violence, whilst rulers declare hate speech law in a struggle for control.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
There is a time to laugh and a time to cry
These devils celebrate when someone dies
A man was just s... in the neck
Now show some f... respect
[Chorus 1]
Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah)
They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (Shes ugly!)
This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!)
Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R
[Verse 2]
Be careful what thou posteth online
Calling for violence is still a crime
I shall smash thy computer and thy phone to bits
Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself you b...
[Chorus 2]
Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah)
They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (Shes ugly!)
This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!)
Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R
[Bridge]
They do not care about wrong or right (Oh no no)
Talking s... online cause they hate their own life (Yeah yeah yeah)
These bullies needs to be put in their place
I shall slappeth the rings out your ugly face!
[Verse 3]
God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked
Whilst the wicked celebrate the death of the innocent
Thou art not corrupted by what goeth in thy mouth
Thou art defiled by all the words that come out
[Chorus 3]
Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah)
They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (Shes ugly!)
This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!)
Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R
[Chorus 4]
Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah)
They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (Shes ugly!)
This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!)
Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R
[Outro End]
Repent (Repent!)
Repent with a hard R (Oh f... yeah!)
Repent you f...ing sinner!
(Repent!) REPENT With a Hard R (1525)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/laIB_fLX5vI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Sweaty Chest Slap (1963)
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Rumored to be Otis Redding himself warming up in the studio, this bizarre take somehow ended up on tape.
So rip your shirt off and expose your chest for the sweaty slap fight that is Sweaty Chest Slap.
[Lyrics]
sweaty butt touch
sweaty chest slap
sweaty butt grab
sweaty chest sweaty chest sweaty chest
feel my chest touch my chest
touch chest
touch butt
touch chest Sweaty Chest Slap (1963)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/leWKBQOZp7A/mqdefault.jpg)

![Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)
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Obscure holiday hit soul single from the 1960s written and performed by Eddie Dice Game Jefferson. During an interview Eddie was asked why Pimpmas was seven days rather than twelve to which he responded I got seven b*tches standing in front of the 7-11 seven days a week. I like the number seven. When I roll dice aint nothing but sevens. Besides, aint no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Pimpmas,
My best b*tch gave to me
All of my f*cking money
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Pimpmas,
My b*tch didnt listen
Get your a** back in the kitchen
[Chorus 1]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Pimpmas,
Quit all of your b*tchen
Now go make me some fried chicken
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Pimpmas,
Dont make me use my fist
Ill smack your lip Ill bust your sh*t
[Chorus 2]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[Verse 4]
On the fifth day of Pimpmas,
You better not talk sh*t
Double dare you to try me b*tch
[Verse 5]
On the sixth day of Pimpmas,
You dont want to test me
B*tch better have all my money
[Verse 6]
On the seventh day of Pimpmas,
She talked back one more time
Now this is the scene of a crime
[Chorus 3]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas
[End]
H*es h*es h*es!
Merry Pimpmas! Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mXh0ocsp8hQ/mqdefault.jpg)

![I Feel Like Singing Thriller Tonight (1982)
Extremely rare cassette copy of the song which is claimed to have been the inspiration for the 1982 smash hit Thriller, which originally was simply titled N..... written and performed by Nate The Burger King Higgs. Nate claims he gave this demo version to Quincy Jones 8 months before Thriller was released in Nov 1982.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Its close to midnight, and something evils lurking and its dark
Under the moonlight, you see the shine of their eyes from a far
You want to scream, you better hide your s... before they take it
You start to freeze, as ne.... look you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
And no ones gonna save you from the blacks about to strike
You know its n..., n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight
[Verse 2]
You hear the rap beats, and realize theres nowhere left to run
You see a black dad, and wonder if hell ever see his son
You close your eyes, and hope that we go back to segregation
But all the while, you hear a ne.... creeping up behind
Youre outta time
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
You can never relax when you know the stats on black crime, girl
N..., ooh, n... night
Youre fighting for your life against a n... n... tonight
[Verse 3]
Theyre out to get you, theres ne.... closing in on every side
They will harass you, theyll jack your car and go for a joy ride
Now is the time for you and I to huddle close together, yeah
All through the night Ill save you from the ne.... on the street,
Ill help you flee
[Chorus]
Cause this is n..., n... night
And no ones gonna save you from the blacks about to strike
You know its n..., n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight
[Chorus]
N..., n... night
You can never relax when you know the stats on black crime
N..., ooh, n... night
Youre running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight I Feel Like Singing Thriller Tonight (1982)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n3YhiBhKjFM/mqdefault.jpg)